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Your Simpsons character
Based on the user’s blend of witty sarcasm, self‑care focus, and frequent references to motherhood, the Simpsons character that fits best is Marge Simpson. Marge constantly juggles family responsibilities, health appointments and social life, just like the user who mentions a clear mammogram (Early Christmas present, my mammogram has come back clear) and jokes about being a disappointment to her 12‑year‑old daughter (I just love being a constant source of disappointment for my 12‑year‑old daughter). Both display a dry, sassy humor when dealing with everyday annoyances (Silently fuming. That’s the tweet) while also showing genuine care for friends (My friend Mel has made the top 4 in the Build a Burger comp…) and embracing modern tech (M365 Copilot 😬). This combination of caring motherly duties, sarcastic commentary, and meme‑savvy style makes Marge the most fitting match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent outward sharing of personal moments and calls for interaction (e.g., "At my first Drag Bingo…", "My friend Mel… please go to the link…") shows extraverted energy. Their focus on concrete, everyday details—like being pulled over for a breath test, getting a mammogram, or joking about a low‑hanging‑fruit remark—indicates a sensing preference. The humor is often sharp, logical and detached, as seen in "How do you respectfully tell someone to F all the way off?" and the quick quip about the boss, reflecting a thinking style. They seldom express long‑term planning and instead embrace spontaneity, using phrases such as "Hard pass" and posting impulsive memes, which aligns with perceiving. Overall, these traits point to an ESTP personality.

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NZ tech enthusiast & life-hack junkie, sprinkling humor into daily chaos—like the time I tried to wrap gifts with a power strip. #Copilot fan.– @KnockoutKiwi

Your signature cocktail
The Sassy Kiwi Copilot mixes a splash of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc for the wine lover side, fresh kiwi puree for a home‑grown New Zealand vibe, gin for the classic cocktail base, blue Curaçao for a pop‑culture ‘techy’ hue, and a squeeze of lemon for that self‑care zing. It nods to the tweet where they say "At my first Drag Bingo and enjoying a delicious ‘Hilary Berry’ cocktail at Roost 🍹", turning the Hilary Berry pun into real berry flavor. The inclusion of M365 Copilot 😬 references their tech‑savvy side, while the citrus punch mirrors their "Mammogram and skin cancer check booked for early December. Because self care isn’t just yoga and bubble baths, it’s science." vibe. The drink’s bright colour and cheeky name echo their love of puns, memes and sass, as they often write "I am shook" and "Hard pass." in their posts. Finally, the wine component pays homage to their "Wines at 3pm because I have to preload before socializing with the husband's workmates 😬" tweet, making it a perfect blend of humor, health, and Kiwi spirit.

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The user’s bio highlights a love for "Puns, Memes and Sass," showing a strong appreciation for clever wordplay, a hallmark of Ravenclaw wit. Their tweet "Can someone please explain the new Spark ad (where the car splits in half) to me like I'm 5? I don't understand it at all!" reveals a curious mind eager to learn. They also reference tech‑savvy tools like "M365 Copilot 😬" and emphasize rational self‑care in "Mammogram and skin cancer check booked for early December. Because self care isn’t just yoga and bubble baths, it’s science," indicating a logical, knowledge‑driven approach. Additionally, their thoughtful question "What is it called when you think you would feel so much better if you had a big cry, but you can't cry?" shows introspective curiosity, all aligning with Ravenclaw values.

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KnockoutKiwi’s feed is full of moments where life knocks them down, from a jam‑packed day that leaves them "It hurts because it's true 😭 I have three 2 hour events today and currently in the middle of social event #1... Nobody better talk to me for the next 12 days." to the ups‑and‑downs of winning $60 on the lotto and then getting a $65 parking fine – as they put it, "The universe gives, the universe takes away." Their sassy defiance shows in posts like "Hard pass." and "Silently fuming. That's the tweet." – exactly the kind of resilient attitude celebrated in Chumbawamba’s anthem "I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down." The song’s chant‑like, meme‑friendly chorus also matches their love of memes and puns ("Puns, Memes and Sass.") and even their handle "KnockoutKiwi" echoes the central theme of being knocked down and rising again.

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