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Your Simpsons character
Moe is the perpetually depressed bartender who drowns his sorrows in cheap liquor and often contemplates suicide, mirroring the user's self‑described hobby of "drinking cheap rum and crying" and repeated mentions of self‑harm like "sticking a fork into the power socket for electroshock therapy". Like Moe, the user expresses a deep sense of hopelessness and isolation, evident in the tweet "i have no one to talk abt this hanging a rope rn" which echoes Moe's frequent suicidal attempts. The user's cynical, profanity‑laden outbursts such as "man fuck everything" and "i hate when someone asks for ships people hate" align with Moe's bitter, sarcastic demeanor. Both exhibit a cyclical pattern of trying to cope through alcohol while simultaneously feeling worthless, as shown in "my hobby is drinking cheap rum and crying" and Moe's constant presence at his bar drinking cheap whiskey. Overall, the combination of chronic depression, suicidal ideation, alcoholism, and a bleak, sarcastic outlook makes Moe Szyslak the Simpsons character that best matches this user's traits.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are heavily introspective and self‑focused, as shown by lines like “i constantly pray i'm pretty enough to get away with this” and “i'm a fucking idiot,” indicating an introverted orientation. They tend to discuss abstract feelings and personal narratives rather than concrete details, for example “two sides to a story but they never tell my side,” suggesting a preference for intuition (N). Their decisions are driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements such as “i hate when someone asks for ships people hate” and “i constantly pray i'm pretty enough,” reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Finally, frequent mentions of procrastination and a lack of structure – “my brain will do absolutely anything but get to work” and “i need to fix my fat fucking chud sleep schedule” – point to a perceiving (P) lifestyle.

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College student, anime & gacha enthusiast, aspiring writer. Survived a weekend of instant ramen & a 'fork in socket' mishap. #MentalHealthMatters– @knra03

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The cocktail name 'Stray Cat Shock & Cry' starts with cheap rum, directly pulling from the bio line "my hobby is drinking cheap rum and crying". A splash of Monster Energy mirrors the tweet "having instant ramen and monster as prep for an all nighter again", giving the drink a jittery, chaotic buzz. Blue Curaçao provides an electric blue hue, a nod to the recurring "sticking a fork into the power socket for electroshock therapy" tweet that captures the user's dark humor. Fresh lime juice adds a sour, tear‑like bite, echoing the self‑declared "i'm opening a crying counter rn i think i was around 3". A toasted marshmallow skewer tops it off, referencing the heartfelt "if you'd really love me you'd get me a bag of marshmallows" plea.

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The user shows a strong focus on personal desire and manipulation, as seen in the tweet "if you'd really love me you'd get me a bag of marshmallows" which reflects a self‑serving agenda. Their awareness of social dynamics and willingness to push boundaries, like "I hate when someone asks for ships people hate, and everyone only mentions problematic ones out of fear of getting backlash," demonstrates a cunning, strategic mindset typical of Slytherin. They also display resourcefulness and self‑preservation, for example "my brain will do absolutely anything but get to work," indicating a tendency to avoid effort and protect themselves. The repeated mention of "they don't know what rigging is" hints at knowledge of cheating or manipulation, reinforcing a Slytherin trait. Overall, the combination of ambition, self‑interest, and strategic thinking points to Slytherin.

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The track 'Hurt' captures the intense self‑destructive thoughts and emotional numbness that dominate the user's timeline, echoing lines like 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' Their repeated tweet about 'sticking a fork into the power socket for electroshock therapy' and the confession 'i have no one to talk abt this hanging a rope rn' illustrate a fixation on self‑harm that matches the song's raw confession. The lyric 'What have I become?' mirrors their feeling of being a broken, 'fucking annoying' stray cat who drinks cheap rum and cries. Overall, the bleak, introspective mood of 'Hurt' aligns with the user's chronic frustration, suicidal ideation, and longing for relief.

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