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The overall vibe of this account matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, prankish, juvenile, but also oddly insightful when he feels like it. The user constantly leans into crude, bodily humor and absurd sexual jokes, like “I PUT MY DICK IN MICROOOOWAAAAAVEVUH” and “I blasted such thick and long ropes i could swing around with them like spider man”, which fits Bart’s immature and provocateur energy. They clearly enjoy instigating and trolling, openly admitting “Sometimes i miss starting shit with people here Like i still do sometimes but it's not at the same capacity like i used to....”, echoing Bart’s troublemaker streak mellowing only slightly with time. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly reflective, anti-authority, quasi-political side in posts like “Sanitization of language and civility speak on the internet ... is a form of vocal disarmament” and the critique of “burgers” as shallow consumerism in “When I use 'burger' as a term, I use it as a catch all term for all the frivolous things that are valued by yanks”, which feels like Bart’s occasional flashes of sharp, cynical intelligence. The gaming, anime, and shitposting lifestyle—“Fucked up in the crib playin WiWi” and “Rule34dle Daily ... 10/10 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”—also aligns more with Bart’s slacker, media-soaked persona than any other core Simpson. Overall, they come across as an adult, extremely-online, more vulgar Bart Simpson who never really grew out of loving chaos, jokes, and rebellion.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly outward-facing, constantly reacting to others, hyping people up, and seeking interaction, e.g. openly rallying followers with posts like “Fuck it we rioting tonight Beast mode activated” and playful shout‑outs like “Shout outs to all the BEGOTTEN males out there 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🇦🇱”. Their humor and commentary are highly conceptual and pattern-based, indicating Intuition over Sensing: they rant about meta-cultural trends and language like “Sanitization of language and civility speak on the internet… is a form of vocal disarmament” and coin abstract slang such as calling consumer comforts “burgers” in “When I use 'burger' as a term, I use it as a catch all term for all the frivolous things that are valued by yanks…”. They read as Thinking rather than Feeling: their tone is blunt, argumentative, and often mocking, for instance “Getting hemorrhoids is more fun than dealing with these fuckers” or the cynical political jab “Yes, person who is cheering on whats happening right now, the US gov that is run by a rapist pedophile cabal, is totally doing this out of the goodness of their hearts…”. Their lifestyle comes off as spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving: they constantly joke about insomnia and ruined sleep like “ONLY SLEPT FOR FIVE HOURS AND STILL GOING STRONG RRRRRHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH” and impulsive behaviors such as “Scared the fuck out of my niece by taking a shit 💪💪💪💪💪💪🇦🇱”. Overall, their combative humor, love of contrarian takes, and playful meta-commentary on culture and language are highly characteristic of an ENTP profile.

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Albanians, anime, and overthinking at 3AM. Once scared my niece by taking a loud shit. Gaming, films & unhinged media commentary in between.– @KobanPunished

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This drink is strong and slightly unhinged, like someone who tweets “ONLY SLEPT FOR FIVE HOURS AND STILL GOING STRONG RRRRRHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH” and then keeps posting anyway, so it leans on overproof dark rum for that chaotic, late‑night energy. The bitter amaro stands in for their cynical, anti‑copium worldview and political edge, echoing rants like “Yes, person who is cheering on whats happening right now, the US gov that is run by a rapist pedophile cabal, is totally doing this out of the goodness of their hearts”. Sour cherry juice adds a sharp, emo-fruity tang that fits lines such as “BORN TO DIE / DEFEATIST ON COPIUM” and “I peed myself today... to see if i still feel...”, melodramatic but still kinda funny. Espresso represents the wired, terminally-online brain doing Rule34dle and weird shower thoughts, like “Unprompted shower thought/take of the day: Sanitization of language and civility speak on the internet … is a form of vocal disarmament”. Finally, topping with caffeinated cola gives it a trashy, burger-core finish in honor of their running bit about burgers and yanks, as in “When I use 'burger' as a term, I use it as a catch all term for all the frivolous things that are valued by yanks as some kind of indicator of a 'better life'” and their general shitposting gamer energy like “Yea i can say we gaming”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by sharp cynicism, self-preservation, and a proudly contrarian stance that fits Slytherin far more than any other house. Politically, they show a hard-edged, tactical suspicion of power, mocking naïve faith in governments with posts like “Yes, person who is cheering on whats happening right now, the US gov that is run by a rapist pedophile cabal, is totally doing this out of the goodness of their hearts and the love of freedom and democracy.” and the long-running use of “burgers” as a shorthand for decadent U.S. comforts in “When I use 'burger' as a term, I use it as a catch all term for all the frivolous things that are valued by yanks as some kind of indicator of a 'better life'”. They exhibit a strategic, almost weaponized view of language and conflict, calling civility a kind of disarmament in “Sanitization of language and civility speak on the internet ... is a form of vocal disarmament” and openly reminiscing about stirring trouble with “Sometimes i miss starting shit with people here Like i still do sometimes but it's not at the same capacity like i used to....”. There’s also a personal ambition and self‑modification streak in posts like “Gotta start making myself more aerodynamic ✈️”, “Gonna start Lorremaxing”, and “I gotta start doing this shit”, which frame life as something to be min-maxed and optimized. While they’re witty and creative, the dominant throughline is a mix of ambition, edge, and calculated antagonism—core Slytherin energy rather than the idealism of Gryffindor, the warmth of Hufflepuff, or the detached nerdiness of Ravenclaw.

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A chaotic, self-aware shitposter with a taste for edgy humor and cultural critique fits perfectly with The Real Slim Shady. They describe themself as a “DEFEATIST ON COPIUM” and “one big mean meme machine” in their bio and tweet “I am one big mean meme machine”, echoing the song’s manic, hyper-ironic persona. Their love of starting drama is clear in “Sometimes i miss starting shit with people here Like i still do sometimes but it's not at the same capacity like i used to....”, which matches Eminem’s gleeful stirring of controversy. The mix of vulgar absurdity and self-deprecating humor in posts like “I PUT MY DICK IN MICROOOOWAAAAAVEVUH” and “I peed myself today... to see if i still feel...” mirrors the song’s blend of shock value and dark comedy. They also openly rail against sanitized discourse in “Sanitization of language and civility speak on the internet ... is a form of vocal disarmament”, which fits the track’s anti-politeness, say-the-unsayable energy. Overall, the song’s loud, sarcastic, culture-roasting tone matches their timeline almost bar for bar.

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