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Like the Android’s Dungeon owner, kocoffi is a high-level gatekeeper and critic of pop culture, frequently sharing harsh opinions on media like movies “Filme sem pé nem cabeça!” and character designs they find “Horríveis”. They possess an encyclopedic, obsessive knowledge of their niche, specifically Genshin Impact, declaring their favorite element the “best element of the game!”. Their online persona is defined by cynical, sarcastic wit and a short fuse for what they perceive as “Bicha burra” logic or “Cada coisa fea” in fandom spaces. Ultimately, kocoffi embodies the Worst. Episode. Ever. energy through their constant critiques of everything from Minecraft updates to celebrity gossip.

Your MBTI personality Type
kocoffi displays the Extroversion and Intuition of an ENTP by constantly engaging with the digital community and theorizing about abstract game updates, as seen when speculating that “alice vai ser dps mono pyro”. Their Thinking preference is evident in their blunt, often abrasive logic and willingness to challenge others, such as calling someone a “Bicha burra” for logical inconsistencies regarding a blind character's cane. They exhibit Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, chaotic tweeting style and an admitted struggle with planning, notably when they “queria começar a fazer guia de personagem mas nn sei por onde começar”. Ultimately, their tendency to use humor to provoke and debate, like claiming “Sexo e idiotice”, fits the 'Debater' archetype perfectly.

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Passionate about Genshin Impact, Electro characters, and Raiden Shogun. My hair reacts to the weather, and I’m still confused by the plot of that one movie.– @kocoffi

Your signature cocktail
This drink is built on a base of intense purple gin to honor his undying loyalty to the Raiden Shogun, because as he says, “raiden suprema”. The sharp lemon mirrors his frequent roasts of 'whites' and 'bad taste,' like when he critiqued the “As duas kiraras meudes qbosta”. It is served ice cold to match his preference for days where “o ar é fresco”, but with a shimmering finish to celebrate his “sigma alfa boy” personality. Finally, the blue olive garnish represents his obsession with the 'Babu' characters of the Genshin world, noting “meu voto ia pro babu(neuvilette)”.

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Kocoffi exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes ruthless edge, such as when they joked they would “save my dog for company and the boy to roast and eat” in a survival scenario. Their ambition is tied to a clear hierarchy of favorites and power, evidenced by their fierce loyalty to the Genshin Impact Shogun, stating “forget it, I agree with everything, raiden is supreme”. They demonstrate a cunning, critical nature toward social trends and others' intelligence, bluntly calling out a “stupid girl” or dismissing a film as “without head or tail”. This combination of resourcefulness, high standards for their 'tribe,' and a dark sense of humor aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.

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The song Obsessed perfectly captures kocoffi’s blend of stan culture humor, self-assured vanity, and their habit of calling out others' fixations. They explicitly mentioned wanting to “tocar Obsessed mariah carey”, which aligns with their sassy personality and frequent critiques of what they find “horríveis” or “fea” on the timeline. Much like the song's theme of someone being overly concerned with the narrator's life, kocoffi mocks people who they believe have “alugou um triplex na mente desse povo”. Ultimately, their devotion to being a “main raiden” and their blunt, unfiltered commentary mirror the confident, confrontational energy of Mariah’s hit.

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