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Homer fits best because the user’s chaotic enthusiasm for Grêmio and dramatic mood swings mirror Homer’s impulsive, sports-obsessed temperament; see the all-caps frustration in “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSE TIME DE BOSTA…” and whiplashing joy in “É O GREMIO PORRAAAAAAAAA”. His tendency to fixate intensely on pop-culture and games—“finalmente zerei atomic heart…” and “bocchi the rock é o melhor anime…”—matches Homer’s hobby binges. The humor mixed with self-deprecation in “sla to mei ablublé das ideia dnovo” and “sinto q to a um passo de coringar…” echoes Homer’s melodramatic yet comedic outlook. Even the plea for money in the bio (“to solteiro e quero pix”) channels Homer’s perpetual scramble for quick fixes. Overall, the mix of bombastic emotion, impulsivity, and goofy sincerity aligns with Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
E: They constantly interact with the timeline, reacting to sports, games, and friends, and even mention real-world encounters like “ifood chegou e eu tive q pedir pro motoboy esperar...”. N: They jump from anime metaphors to philosophical quips—see “a vida é uma constante oscilação...”—showing abstract, meaning-seeking riffs beyond concrete details. T: Their evaluations are sharp and impersonal, e.g., “esse cara consegue ser um dos piores artistas do twitter” and “Q PIADA ESSA PORRA...”, prioritizing critique over harmony. P: Their life sounds spontaneous and chaotic: napping mid-haircut “bah dormi enquanto cortava o cabelo”, bingeing games, and embracing last-minute moods like “sla to mei ablublé das ideia dnovo”, with no sign of structured planning. Overall the rapid-fire, irreverent commentary and playful debate energy align best with ENTP.

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Gremista insomniac documenting anime marathons, boss fights between deliveries, and the occasional interview—once asked a couriers to wait mid–Dark Souls duel.– @koda_kass

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Cachaça infused with toasted yerba mate brings the raw Southern grit behind their footy despair and euphoria, echoing panicked highs like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSE TIME DE BOSTA…”. The jarring blue curaçao nods to the cursed “dc azul” rant in “esse dc azul mds coisa horrivel”, adding electric color and a bitter-sweet punch. Cold-brew coffee ice cubes mirror the manic late-night gaming grind of “ifood chegou e eu tive q pedir pro motoboy esperar...”, keeping the drink strong and sleepless. Finally, a sticky guaraná reduction captures the playful thirst for validation and PIX pleas in “gente, preciso de pix”, coating the chaos with sugar-fueled optimism.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor-like impulsiveness and intensity, especially in emotional, high-stakes contexts like football. Their outburst at the team – "VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSE TIME DE BOSTA..." and "ODEIO O GREMIO ODEIO ODEIO ODEIO..." – reads as raw, hot-blooded passion rather than calculated criticism, which is much more in line with Gryffindor temperament than Slytherin cold ambition. They also lean into a kind of reckless bravado, joking about death and self-destruction – "pior do q me matarem é deixarem eu agonizando sozinho", "suicidio marcado pro fim do jogo", and "eu nunk morro VENHA E ME ENFRENTE BLOQUEIO DO TWITTER" – which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward dramatic, fearless posturing. At the same time, they show loyalty and ride-or-die attachment to their team – "É O GREMIO PORRAAAAAAAAA", "PQP Q TIME INACREDITÁVEL", and "pfv gremio, me deixa feliz uma vez na vida" – which is often a secondary trait in Gryffindors who throw themselves wholeheartedly into their causes and communities. Their willingness to overshare feelings and mental state – "sinto q to a um passo de coringar, n sei pq, mas eu to" and "sla to mei ablublé das ideia dnovo" – suggests someone who acts and speaks first, then thinks later, again aligning with Gryffindor’s impulsive, emotionally driven style more than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the calm steadiness of Hufflepuff. While they have some humor and self-awareness that could hint at Ravenclaw wit, the dominant pattern is passionate, chaotic, and confrontational, making Gryffindor the best overall fit.

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Mr. Brightside fits because kodda is constantly caught between exhilaration and frustration, much like the song’s spiraling intensity. Their dramatic football mood swings—“VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSE TIME DE BOSTA…” and later “É O GREMIO PORRAAAAA”—mirror the song’s mix of hope and despair. They display emotional turbulence in everyday life too, jumping from “pior do q me matarem é deixarem eu agonizando sozinho” to “VO BEIJAR A BOCA DESSE DIEGO COSTA”, echoing the anxious narrative of the lyrics. Even their self-aware chaos—“sla to mei ablublé das ideia dnovo”—captures the restless, looping paranoia at the heart of Mr. Brightside. Their blend of humor, angst, and relentless passion makes the song’s narrative a perfect fit.

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