Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly admits low points like “yo if i could end myself rn i would” and gratitude like “forever thankful to god that i he gave me good friends”.
- Hardworking: Shows strong effort juggling studies and side work, e.g. “emg ambis bgt kynya gw buat clcc, ampe jam segini gw bikin research paper” and “open joki”.
- Politically aware: Comments critically on politics and institutions, like “make indonesia negara sekuler lowk” and “DPR KAGA ADA PR TRAINNYA GOBLOOOKKK”.
- Appreciative friend: Frequently expresses gratitude for friends, e.g. “forever thankful to god that i he gave me good friends” and “god bless my friends”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to reflect on self, like “somtimes (not most of the time) i like to lie just for the fun of it lmao” and playful complaints about money and uni struggles.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Repeated suicidal and self-hate posts such as “mau mati gw”, “suicidal thoughts in an all time high rn”, and “i hate myself”.
- Financial impulsivity: Often struggles with money while still spending hard, e.g. “family so broke i cant pay electricity” and “jangan pernah 1 table ama hamuys ya guys, gw jadi ngutang 985.000”.
- Provocative hostility: Uses aggressive or extreme expressions, such as “im just saying that maybe.. someone should really bomb the dpr building” and frequent insult-filled rants at others.
- Unhealthy coping: Leans on alcohol, clubbing, or reckless behavior, like “5 bottles no sleep raw dogging ts” and frustration about having no ‘dugem’ friends in “bangsat lah cok gua gaada temen dugem disini”.
- Low self-worth: Shows poor self-image through posts like “gw autis kali ya” and considering being a sugar baby in “stooped so low im tempted became someone’s sugar baby”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and constantly toeing the line between self-destruction and self-awareness. They lean hard into being a troublemaker and ‘full time hater,’ using dark humor and provocation just like Bart, from joking about bombing parliament in “im just saying that maybe.. someone should really bomb the dpr building” to openly admitting they like trolling debates in “i know its unethical but i like using logical fallacies in debates just to ragebait people”. Their tweets mix horny jokes, edgy humor, and impulsive behavior—like “5 bottles no sleep raw dogging ts” and “lagu deftones enak buat ngentot”—which fits Bart’s chaotic teen energy. At the same time, there are flashes of vulnerability and genuine struggle beneath the clowning, as seen in “yo if i could end myself rn i would” and “lowkirkenuinenly idk if its me or something else but im LOSING WEIGHT IN AN UNHEALTHY WAY”, mirroring how Bart sometimes reveals deeper emotional issues behind his antics. They clearly love their friends and hustle to survive, like in “forever thankful to god that i he gave me good friends” and “struggling dikit cuek, kerja jadi joki/chair sana sini yg penting gw ada effort buat makan”, which lines up with Bart’s hidden loyalty and resourcefulness despite his reckless exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert: they frequently tweet about clubs, drinking, and needing people around, e.g. wanting clubbing friends in Nangor in “bangsat lah cok gua gaada temen dugem disini 😭😭😭”, talking about someone asking them to go clubbing daily in “bro met me once in a club and started ngajak gw dugem tiap hari”, and openly venting to an audience about money, uni, and friends. They read as Intuitive: they enjoy abstract, opinionated takes and ideological stuff, like suggesting secularism in “make indonesia negara sekuler lowk, izin jadi gaboleh marah 😭✌️”, listing historical figures they’d "crack" in “Female historical figures id crack (or let them crack me) if i was a time traveler”, and using debates/logical fallacies for fun in “i know its unethical but i like using logical fallacies in debates just to ragebait people”. Their style is more Thinking than Feeling: they’re blunt, confrontational, and often provocative, as in “im just saying that maybe.. someone should really bomb the dpr building”, or calling someone out with “klo emg niatnya ngatain gua terus kaga usah jadi temen gua ngentot 😂😂 mampus lo gw bawa bapak lo ajg”, plus they admit they like lying and ragebaiting for fun in “somtimes (not most of the time) i like to lie just for the fun of it lmao”. They lean Perceiving: they show financial/organizational chaos and spontaneity, struggling with money and structure in “how tf am i supposed to survive with 300.000 per minggu ajgg 😭😭”, impulsively going out drinking in “tolol bgt ajg, gw lagi ngerjain sg diajak mabok 😭😭”, and joking about starting smoking at a low point in “titik terendah pria. mulai nyobain rokok gajelas”. Overall, the combination of high social energy, debate/ideology interest, trolling and provocation, plus a messy, spontaneous lifestyle fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re a “full time hater”, but you love Arknights, Deftones, JoJo Fridays, and your friends… at this point I kinda wanna apply to be the next thing you ‘secretly love but publicly hate on’.
- You said Deftones songs are good for… activities, and that you love lesbians’ whole vibe. I may not be a lesbian, but if we ever end up in your ‘Cherry Waves’ playlist, I promise I’ll match the cool nonchalant energy.
- You once tweeted that sometimes you lie just for fun—so if you tell me you don’t have a crush on me like that ‘nggak gua g naksir’ tweet, I’ll just assume that’s one of your recreational lies.
- You’re out here surviving on 300k per week, losing 5kg in Nangor, doing joki and chair gigs, and still grinding through FH Unpad. No pick‑up line—just saying if you ever need someone to hype your effort and buy your fundingan, I’m in.
- You joked about marrying with Star Wars adat—if that ever happens, can I be the one standing next to you when the MC says, ‘I now pronounce you padawan and master of their heart?’
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Your new Twitter bio
Law student in Jatinangor | Arknights enjoyer, part-time MUN/debate joki, full-time overthinker | Once lost 5kg in a semester, still didn’t learn budgeting– @KoheeKoi
Your signature cocktail
Full-Time Hater Highball
Overproof dark rum captures their heavy, chaotic energy and club/dugem life, like when they say “bro met me once in a club and started ngajak gw dugem tiap hari”. Cold brew coffee brings in the overthinking, night-owl uni grind vibes, echoing “emg ambis bgt kynya gw buat clcc, ampe jam segini gw bikin research paper” and their Arknights obsession in “arknights.. is really something, a gacha game that actually makes me think”. Tamarind syrup adds a sweet-sour punch, reflecting both their financial/mental struggles in “family so broke i cant pay electricity” and “yo if i could end myself rn i would” and their gratitude in “forever thankful to god that i he gave me good friends”. Lime juice sharpens the drink with their sharp tongue and chaotic honesty, like “klo emg niatnya ngatain gua terus kaga usah jadi temen gua ngentot” and their trolling in “i know its unethical but i like using logical fallacies in debates just to ragebait people”. Soda water tops it off to show that under all the bitterness and overproof chaos, they still keep going, hustling as in “se susah susahnya gw pasti ada aja duit masuk ke gw… yg penting gw ada effort buat makan + kebutuhan gw.”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, a little sour, but unexpectedly refreshing—just like a "quit earning, start yearning" night turned into a strangely hopeful morning.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strong mix of ambition, calculated self-interest, and a willingness to bend norms to get what they want, all very characteristic of Slytherin. They openly admit to enjoying manipulation in low‑stakes contexts, saying they “like using logical fallacies in debates just to ragebait people”, which reflects cunning rather than straightforward honesty. Financial survival and upward mobility are recurring themes: they talk about hustling through multiple side gigs in “kerja jadi joki/chair sana sini yg penting gw ada effort buat makan + kebutuhan gw” and complain about living on tight budgets in “how tf am i supposed to survive with 300.000 per minggu ajgg 😭😭”, showing resourcefulness and a focus on self-preservation. Their joking wish to be reborn as a nepo baby in “ya tuhan, kalau engkau mengadakan reinkarnasi, lahirkan aku sebagai nepo baby” underscores a blunt desire for status and advantage. Even their dark humor about power and institutions, like “someone should really bomb the dpr building”, fits a rebellious, confrontational edge more associated with Slytherin than the idealistic bravery of Gryffindor.
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