Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Morally Principled: He maintains a strict “nsfw dni” policy and frequently calls out “deplorable” behavior or “lying”.
- Intellectual Curiosity: He shows a desire to learn complex skills like “learning Go” and questions educational censorship like “banning Plato”.
- Nuanced Thinker: He rejects binary logic, stating people shouldn't just run off “US = bad, US's enemy = good” mentalities.
- Loyal Fan: He is a dedicated supporter of “Luton Town” and the “Pittsburgh Penguins” despite their performance.
- Sincere Faith: He identifies strongly as “Lutheran” and defends religious terminology like the “word for 'God'”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Esteem: He describes himself as a “little chud” and believes he is “not built for ts”.
- Defeatist Attitude: He admits he “gave up” on romance at 16 and fears he is “never going to ever marry”.
- Abrasive Communication: He uses harsh rhetoric, telling others to “oh shut up” or calling them “self hating ass mf”.
- Risk Aversion: He openly questions if he is “too risk averse” when making decisions.
- Political Cynicism: He expresses deep frustration with both “twitter leftists” and the lack of “right wing politics” that meet his standards.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving, intellectual student who balances niche academic interests like the game of Go with pop culture, even calling themselves a “little chud” for studying it late at night. They possess a strong moral compass rooted in their faith, frequently calling out behavior they find “disgusting” or “shameful,” much like Lisa’s social activism. Despite their maturity, they remain deeply immersed in 'kid' media like Dandy's World and BFDIA, mirroring Lisa’s struggle between her advanced intellect and her status as a child. They also share Lisa's tendency to be a “risk averse” overthinker who often feels isolated by their specific worldview.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Koldo exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary hobbies like “watching object shows and learning Go simultaneously at 12 AM” and expressing a long-term lack of interest in romance. His Intuition (N) is visible in his concern for systemic issues, such as worrying about “straight up dystopian bullshit” regarding mandates. As a Thinking (T) type, he is blunt and values logical consistency, criticizing others for making “fun of the Holocaust” to aid a cause or supporting “fuckass stats” that lack objective value. Finally, his Judging (J) trait is shown through his structured lifestyle of “locking in” on goals and his clear moral standards, such as his “#DownWithTheELCA” stance based on doctrinal expectations.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the game of Go? Because I’m finding it impossible to be risk-averse when it comes to capturing a stone as precious as you.
- Forget the ELCA or the 'fundie slop' on your feed—how about we start our own Lutheran tradition of grabbin' pancakes this Sunday?
- I promise I’m not a 'twitter gooner' or a 'leftist who thinks they’re human'—I’m just a guy who thinks you have more 'aura' than a 2026 Luton Town promotion.
- Is your name Dandy? Because you’ve turned my world into a show I’d watch simultaneously with a board game at 12 AM.
- I know you gave up on romance at 16, but unlike those illegal sports streaming ads, my feelings for you are actually 100% legit.
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Indonesian Lutheran and 19-year-old sports enthusiast. From Luton Town FC to the board game table, I’m just a guy learning Go and avoiding romance at all costs.– @KoldoTheGoStone
Your signature cocktail
The Go-Stone Grimmer
This complex blend honors a 19-year-old “Lutheran Starlight Glimmer” who balances right-wing politics with a love for the Object Show Community. The Batavia Arrack reflects his Indonesian heritage, while the communion wine nods to his faith and his stance that “lying is not a good thing to do”. The blackberry adds a playful 'Brawl Stars' purple hue, though the drink is strictly for those who “don't even try things like 'romance'” and prefer “locking in” on a board game. Served ice-cold like a Pittsburgh winter, it’s a drink for a guy who finds most things “straight up dystopian” but still cheers for Luton Town.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
KoldoTheGoStone exhibits a strong Ravenclaw profile through his intellectual pursuits and analytical nature. He describes himself as “watching object shows and learning Go simultaneously at 12 AM like the little chud that I am”, showcasing a commitment to complex strategy and diverse knowledge. His critique of logical fallacies, such as when he challenges a binary worldview with “you can't just run off US = bad, US's enemy = good or US = good, US's enemy = bad”, demonstrates a preference for nuanced, critical thinking over simple tribalism. Furthermore, his interest in philosophy is evident when he questions “why are they banning Plato in Texas”, highlighting a value for classical education and the preservation of academic thought.
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The Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks
The song's celebration of tradition and skepticism of modernity perfectly mirrors Koldo’s personality as a self-described “little chud” who balances niche hobbies with conservative values. He frequently expresses disdain for the current state of the world, calling certain developments “straight up dystopian bullshit” and criticizing the “Twitter leftist” culture he encounters. Much like the song’s nostalgic themes, he holds a firm moral compass rooted in his Lutheran faith, explicitly stating that “lying is not a good thing to do”. Ultimately, his desire for a “right wing politics in this site” that avoids degeneracy aligns with the song's plea to preserve old-fashioned decency against a changing tide.
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