koneser_misia
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: States fluency in Ukrainian (C2), English (B2), French (B1), Russian (C1) and Polish, and asks followers about language learning.
- Patriotic: Posts affectionate messages about Kyiv and Poland, e.g., "How can I not love you, Kyiv of mine?" and uses slogans like "Moscovia delenda est!".
- Humorous: Creates jokes about bots, uses "XD" and meme captions such as "Ruski bot Wadim myśli …".
- PoliticalKnowledge: References historical events (e.g., 12th SS Division) and current EU‑Ukraine talks, showing awareness of geopolitics.
- CommunityOriented: Engages followers by requesting language advice, YouTube recommendations, and shares personal anecdotes like his parents meeting on a train.
Weaknesses:
- HateSpeech: Tweets contain violent, misogynistic insults, e.g., "Gdyby twoją matkę zgwalcili …".
- Conspiratorial: Suggests unverified claims such as "Ile SBU zapłaciło za ten wpis" without evidence.
- Polarizing: Uses extreme partisan slogans and labels opponents, e.g., "Kaczyński's strongest soldier" and "Moscovia delenda est!".
- UnreliableSources: Shares dubious links (e.g., http://m.in) and retweets questionable content without verification.
- MemeHeavy: Many posts consist solely of pictures and short captions like "XD", offering little substantive analysis.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s aggressive, conspiratorial, and highly educated style resembles Sideshow Bob. Like Bob, they flaunt historical knowledge ('12 Dywizja Pancerna SS “Hitlerjugend” …') and a disdain for mainstream opinion ('Kolejny gównosondaż'). Their strong conservative and religious identity ('My ideology: Conservatism & Solidarism', 'My religion: Catholicism (Ukrainian Greek)') mirrors Bob’s old‑fashioned, elitist values. Their use of sarcasm and trolling ('Wadim myśli (boty nie umieją xD), że jestem botem XD') matches Bob’s cutting wit. Both are antagonistic figures who love to provoke the establishment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
His frequent public engagement, such as asking followers "Hej, chciałbym was wszystkich zapytać. Jakiego języka uczycie się obecnie?" and posting a poll of imagined 2025 votes, shows an extraverted, outward‑focused style. He often discusses future scenarios and abstract political concepts, e.g., "Zgodnie z projektem propozycji pokojowych … Ukraina może przystąpić do UE już w styczniu 2027 roku," indicating a preference for intuition. His critiques are rooted in logical analysis, as seen in "Szkoda że nie było pełnej lustracji w Polsce" and "Konfederacja Targowicka 2.0 powiela rosyjską propagandę," reflecting a thinking orientation. He presents a clearly organized personal creed – "My ideology: Conservatism & Solidarism" and "My religion: Catholicism (Ukrainian Greek)" – which points to a judging, structured approach. Overall, the combination of extraverted interaction, big‑picture insights, analytical judgments, and a preference for order matches the ENTJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were on Kyiv’s Arsenalna metro, I’d take you to the deepest stop – because I want to dive into the depths of your mind and emerge with a love as strong as Kaczyński’s resolve.
- I may not be fluent in five languages, but I can whisper ‘you’re amazing’ in Ukrainian, Polish, Russian, French, and English – just to keep up with your multilingual charm.
- You love F1 and football? Let’s race to the stadium together, and I’ll be the pit‑crew who always gives you the perfect lap‑time for a win, both on the track and on the field of love.
- Audentes Fortuna Iuvat – Fortune favors the bold, so I’m boldly saying you’re the most exciting historic saga I’ve ever wanted to rewrite, from the Polish‑Ukrainian front lines to a happy ending.
- As a Greek‑Catholic who adores Kyiv, maybe we could pray together, then celebrate a Legia victory – because a saintly night with you would be a holy win for both our hearts.
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Ukrainian‑Polish historian, multilingual (5 languages), Greek‑Catholic, F1 & football fan. Met my parents on a Kyiv train. #History #Politics– @koneser_misia
Your signature cocktail
Koneser’s Kyiv‑Krakow Conquest
This cocktail blends bold Polish bison‑grass vodka with sweet Ukrainian honey‑infused horilka, a fresh espresso shot, a dash of Angostura bitters, and a splash of blue curaçao for a striking nod to the Ukrainian flag. It mirrors the user's fierce patriotism, as they proudly wrote 'How can I not love you, Kyiv of mine?' while also flaunting their sharp political humor in tweets like 'Ruski bot Wadim myśli (boty nie umieją xD), że jestem botem XD'. The espresso’s energy pays homage to their F1 enthusiasm, as they jokingly noted 'Tak płacą mi panowie Max Verstappen i Charles Leclerc, miłego dzionka życzę.' Finally, the bitter edge captures their critical view of politics, echoed in the tweet 'Szkoda że nie było pełnej lustracji w Polsce,' making the drink as complex and unapologetically bold as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their bio even proclaims "Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!" (Fortune favors the bold), a clear sign of Gryffindor’s daring spirit. They declare "Moscovia delenda est!" and call themselves "Kaczyński's strongest soldier", showing a willingness to fight for their cause. Their tweets openly challenge opponents, e.g., "Gdyby twoją matkę zgwalcili … ruski banderowcu?" and "Nie ma rosji", displaying fearless confrontation. They also express protective pride for Kyiv, writing "How can I not love you, Kyiv of mine?", which matches Gryffindor’s courage and loyalty.
Your movie
Your song
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
The user’s bio and tweets show a combative, defiant stance, e.g., "Moscovia delenda est!" and "Audentes Fortuna Iuvat!" which echo the fighting spirit of "Eye of the Tiger." Their frequent references to war, courage, and resilience – such as "city of courage… Kyiv of mine" and "The second deepest metro station… a city of two revolutions" – align with the song’s theme of perseverance under pressure. They also love sports and competition, posting about football, F1, and using "XD" memes, similar to the song’s association with training montages and sporting events. The lyric "rising up, back on the street, did my time, took my chances" matches their self‑portrayal as a "Kaczyński's strongest soldier" and a "Greek Catholic" who fights for his ideals. Finally, the repeated use of bold, confrontational language in tweets like "Ruski bot…" and "Konfederacja Targowicka 2.0 powiela rosyjską propagandę" shows the same relentless drive celebrated in the song.
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