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Your Simpsons character
The user shows extreme emotional volatility, frequent suicidal ideation, selfâdestructive thoughts, and feelings of isolation, which align closely with Moe Szyslakâs chronic depression and suicidal tendencies in The Simpsons. For example, the tweet "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER AND THE DAY JSUT. STARTED OH MY GOD UTS OVER I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW [picture]" mirrors Moeâs frequent statements about being a "lonely, miserable bartender" who contemplates ending his life. The user also expresses feelings of being unwanted and bullied ("no body likes me", "I have been getting cyber bullied ⌠stop it right now please"), similar to Moeâs low selfâesteem and history of being mistreated by patrons. Additionally, the erratic, impulsive outbursts like "OH MY GOD YOURE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER BUT I FORGIVE YOU [picture]" reflect Moeâs volatile mood swings. Overall, the pattern of despair, selfâharm ideation, and desperate pleas for help best match Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The userâs tweets are dominated by personal, internal monologue and selfâfocused language such as 'I cannot handle the mood swings please stopâŚ', indicating a strong introverted orientation. They rarely describe concrete, sensory details and instead discuss abstract emotions and ideas, for example 'I have no chances of getting into heaven so i might as well kill as many as people as i can and yaoi will save us', which points to an intuitive (N) preference. Their language is highly valueâladen and emotionally charged â 'I love my daughter so much she makes me happy' and 'I LOVE U TOOOOđâ¨ď¸' â showing a feeling (F) decisionâmaking style. The posting style is spontaneous, erratic, and lacks clear structure, as seen in 'whats taking you so long im waiting im waitingâŚ' and the chaotic string 'AAAHWHGEH2UEYQ8YEUWâŚ', reflecting a perceiving (P) preference. Altogether these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Furry & cosplay fan, Discord streamer, gamer. Once cosplayed Deimos & Grimm and got lost in a Roblox auditor's party. Here for art, laughs & good vibes.â @konwaliades

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The Chaotic Concoction starts with a base of vodka, representing the emptiness behind the frantic outbursts like 'I'm going to kill myself OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER'. A splash of blue curaçao adds a bright, almost surreal hue that mirrors the surreal, memeâfilled moments such as 'OH MY GOD YOURE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER BUT I FORGIVE YOU'. Grenadine swirls in, giving a sweetâbitter punch that reflects the love and pain in lines like 'I love my daughter so much she makes me so happy' and 'Fictional bf > real bf'. An energy drink boost fuels the hyperâactive, rapidâfire vibe of tweets like 'whats taking you so long im waiting im waiting...' while a drizzle of chiliâinfused honey adds the fiery spikes of anger seen in 'Shut the hell up bitch dont piss me off'. Together the layers create a drink as unpredictable and intense as Cassy's timeline, perfect for anyone who wants to taste both the chaos and the fleeting moments of affection.

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The user repeatedly expresses deep caring and loyalty, such as "I love my daughter so much she makes me so happy" and "I LOVE U TOOOOđâ¨ď¸â¨ď¸", indicating a strong desire for connection. Their constant pleas for helpâ"help me help me help me" and "please never talk to me ever again"âshow a need for support and empathy, hallmarks of Hufflepuffâs kindness and patience. Although some tweets contain chaotic or selfâdestructive language, the underlying theme is a longing for acceptance and belonging, which aligns with Hufflepuffâs emphasis on loyalty and community. Therefore, Hufflepuff best matches the userâs expressed traits.

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The repeated expressions of selfâdestruction and hopelessness line up with the core theme of âHurt,â a song about inflicting pain on oneself to feel something real. The lyric âI hurt myself today, to see if I still feelâ mirrors tweets such as âIM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVERâ and âI love you so much it makes me wanna commit suicide.â The sense of emptiness and being broken is echoed in âI feel empty without youâ and the darker line âI have no chances of getting into heaven so i might as well kill as many as people as i can.â The feeling of being judged and alienated appears in tweets like âno body likes meâ and âShut the hell up bitch dont piss me off.â Overall, the chaotic, desperate tone of the timeline matches the raw, strippedâdown anguish of the song, especially in Johnny Cashâs haunting cover.

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