KoreyKilner
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green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal supporter: Korey shows deep emotional attachment to Barnsley FC, calling it the “man who made me fall in live with football”.
- Tactically observant: He provides specific tactical suggestions, such as suggesting to “play russell higher” to improve team balance.
- Appreciative of effort: He praises loan players who show heart, stating “never ever seen a loan player care abour the club and fans as much”.
- Community engaged: He actively interacts with the fan base by asking “who do we reckon then #barnsleyfc fans”.
- Optimistic outlook: Despite frustrations, he remains capable of being “over the moon” when the club makes positive moves.
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- Vocal cynicism: He often expresses extreme negativity toward the board, suggesting “bad things are going to happen” if leaders don't leave.
- Aggressive language: Korey uses insults when frustrated, referring to an opposing figure as a “fat cunt”.
- Impatience: He frequently demands immediate changes, such as asking to “get him dropped” for individual mistakes.
- Sarcastic tone: He uses heavy sarcasm to mock club decisions, like saying “i love this club” while criticizing a management appointment.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Korey embodies the cynical, long-suffering spirit of Moe Szyslak, defined by a deep-seated grumpiness toward the management and performance of his beloved team. Much like Moe’s constant agitation with his patrons, Korey is quick to call for drastic changes, stating “if the next tweet isnt: We are delighted to announce neerav parekh, julie ann quay, mladen and flatman are leaving the club... bad things are going to happen”. He shares Moe’s pessimistic outlook on leadership, sarcastically remarking “Lets sack a manger and put a club legend in his role and probably tarnish his reputation amongst the club! i love this club”. Despite the constant complaining and outbursts—such as calling an opponent a “fat cunt”—he remains intensely loyal to his local institution, reflecting Moe's begrudging but permanent fixture at the bar.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Korey exhibits Extroversion (E) through his frequent, real-time engagement with the Barnsley FC community, often using direct call-outs like “who do we reckon then #barnsleyfc fans”. His focus on Sensing (S) is clear in his preference for concrete results and physical gameplay, such as noting when a player “sending that fat cunt to tescos” or his season ticket physically “decided to not work”. He leans toward Thinking (T) with blunt, tactical critiques of club management, stating that “you dont attack well you dont score which means you dont get points”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his reactive, heat-of-the-moment outbursts and spontaneous emotional shifts, ranging from “oh you beauty” to calling for immediate sackings when things go wrong.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a last-minute deadline day deal? Because even if the board didn't plan it, you're the only one I want to see at Oakwell to save my season.
- Forget about a carvery—spending the evening with you is definitely 'a lot better' than a Sunday roast at @BarnsleyFC.
- I promise I won't be like Phillips—I’ll actually work hard for you and I definitely won't mind being 'dropped' if it's into your DMs.
- Are you Adam Phillips? Because even though you haven't got a chant yet, you've definitely been a top 3 person in my life for the last three seasons.
- Is your name Connell? Because you just sent my heart 'straight to Tescos' with that smile.
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Lifelong Barnsley FC devotee navigating the highs and lows of Oakwell. Often found debating squad depth, wingers, and why my season ticket won't scan. 🔴⚪️– @KoreyKilner
Your signature cocktail
The Oakwell Rollercoaster
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a die-hard Tyke who has seen it all. The bitter notes reflect the frustration of watching the club “sack a manger and put a club legend in his role” just to tarnish their reputation, while the sparkling cider celebrates those rare, ecstatic wins where Korey shouts “oh you beauty #barnsleyfc”. It’s a strong, experimental concoction for someone whose “head has finally arrived on mars” after a stressful double-header. Finally, it’s served in a glass that works better than a “season ticket” that's decided to stop working.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Korey exhibits the classic Gryffindor traits of bravery and a willingness to voice strong, confrontational opinions, even when they are unpopular. He demonstrates a fiery impulsiveness and a demand for bold action, such as when he warned that if certain board members didn't leave immediately, “bad things are going to happen”. His tendency to stand up for his beliefs is evident in his blunt critiques of club management, calling their recruitment strategies “What a joke”. Ultimately, his passionate defense of his club and his direct, no-nonsense attitude—like celebrating a player for “sending that fat cunt to tescos”—aligns perfectly with the bold and spirited nature of a Gryffindor.
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Three Little Birds - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Despite the constant turmoil at his beloved club, Korey maintains a resilient passion that mirrors the 'every little thing is gonna be alright' sentiment. He cycles through intense frustration with the board and management, yet always returns to a state of admiration, such as when he posted “oh you beauty #barnsleyfc”. Even when he is critical of tactical decisions or ownership, his deep-rooted loyalty shines through, noting “this is the man who made me fall in live with football. sorry this club”. He remains hopeful for the future despite the chaos, expressing that “if #barnsleyfc save this window with today i will be over the moon”. Ultimately, the song captures the emotional rollercoaster of a lifelong supporter who finds beauty in the struggle.
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