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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @kori_zai embodies a rebellious, anti-authority streak, frequently finding themselves in trouble such as being “trespassed from my local mall”. They share Bart's penchant for impulsive behavior and body modification, recently “stretching my septum after only having it for like 3 weeks” and making sudden aesthetic changes like “i shaved my eyebrows off”. Beneath the mischief, both exhibit a vulnerable side regarding family expectations, with the user noting “why does my mom always make me feel bad abt myself”. Ultimately, their presence on Twitter mirrors Bart's chaotic energy and desire for attention, whether through dark humor or public outbursts.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kori demonstrates Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional states and a self-described desire for others to be “casual” about his struggles rather than overwhelming him. His Sensing (S) trait is evident in his preoccupation with physical appearance and sensory experiences, such as sharing “mall hauls” and getting a “septum piercing.” He leans toward Feeling (F), making decisions based on immediate emotional distress and personal values, often tweeting about feeling “dramatic” or having “mental breakdowns.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through impulsive actions like “stretching my septum” on a whim and a lack of structured routine, evidenced by his school attendance of “2 days a month.”

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Digital artist and fashion enthusiast navigating life in the city. Passionate about vintage thrifting and recently trespassed from a mall—let’s talk at the big one.– @kori_zai

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This drink captures the chaotic '09 energy of a teen who is “GUESS WHOS OUT OF THE MENTAL HOSPITAL” one day and asking for “40 bucks for wingstop” the next. The strawberry soju represents their new identity since “GUYS I AM STILL ME BUT NOW I AM STRAWBERRY”, while the espresso mirrors the exhaustion of having “no appetite for anything and im so tired all the time”. The metallic dust nods to their new “SEPTUM PIERCING”, and the sour rim reflects the dramatic flair of someone who admits “im so dramatic im actually abt to cry” after a family meal. It is a experimental, high-contrast mix for a life spent “gooning and smoking” while maintaining a “CUTEEEJXNDKD” online aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
Kori demonstrates the darker, more impulsive side of Slytherin’s resourcefulness and focus on self-preservation within niche subcultures, often prioritizing his own emotional release over social norms. He shows a cunning awareness of his online image, admitting “im an attention whore 🤤🤤” and expressing a desire for a specific type of social currency where people “really really worry about me but i also want people to be casual yk”. His ambition is directed toward his aesthetic and subcultural status, as seen when he boasts “MY ACCOUNT IS SO CUTEEEJXNDKD #goretwt” and critiques the lack of originality in his community, demanding people “get creative”. This focus on curated identity and the selective loyalty to those who “wont judge me” aligns him with the house of ambition and self-interest.

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The user’s profile reflects a turbulent teenage experience centered around self-destructive tendencies and a longing for attention, similar to the song's themes of wasted youth. Kori openly admits to his struggles, stating, “im an attention whore 🤤🤤” and frequently documenting his experiences with hospitalization, such as being “at da psychiatrist ”. This mirrors the song's lyrics regarding mental health and the desire to be noticed while suffering. Furthermore, his preoccupation with body image and eating habits, seen when he posts “thinspo” or mentions “eating like 4k cals rn (crumbl)”, aligns with the song's focus on the darker, obsessive side of being a teenager. Ultimately, Kori's confession that “i want people to really really worry about me but i also want people to be casual yk” captures the exact internal conflict and performative melancholy present in Teen Idle.

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