Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Critiques lack of empathy, e.g. calling it rude that Will asks for DnD instead of checking on Mike after the breakup in “will going to hell for asking them to play dnd right after they got dumped…”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong, consistent support for favorite media and artists, like defending Flo and celebrating her Grammy chances in “it’s never too soon to say flo is winning that grammy!”.
- Protective-friend: Calls out misogynistic or unfair behavior around them and their faves, e.g. defending Caleb and criticizing weaponization of serious issues in “this is actually really bothering me a lot. like this is insane.”.
- Insightful-critic: Analyzes character dynamics and writing choices in depth, like Lucas’ patience and leadership in “we should all strive to be as patient as lucas sinclair”.
- Humorously-candid: Uses sharp humor and self-awareness, such as joking about muting addiction in “wtf i did not know this had 99k ☠️i got a tweet muting addiction and im never going to rehab”.
Weaknesses:
- Conflict-prone: Frequently engages in fandom fights, e.g. clashing with Byler fans in “bylers in my mentions popping veins over shit i never said”.
- Harsh-wording: Uses aggressive phrasing toward others, like calling someone “old as fuck” in “oomf old as fuck @bloupriiint” and “loser” in “whoever is running this account is a loser”.
- Reactive-ranting: Openly plans to rant while upset, e.g. “i’m coke ranting about this when i wake up cause shit is actually insane”, which can escalate drama.
- Dismissive-tone: Can invalidate others by labeling them “slow” or mocking, as in “we got slowcane twt and slower things twt everybody fucking slow” and “atp we could just start using lauren as a synonym for slow”.
- Fandom-fixation: Invests heavily in fandom to the point of distress, like crying over Stranger Things scenes and saying they’ll never rewatch season five in “season five has zero rewatchability… i’d still never waste my time rewatching that bullshit”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s passionate, analytical, and openly opinionated about media and ethics, just like this user is with Stranger Things and fandom. Lisa often calls out unfairness, which matches tweets like “all misogynistic comments are unacceptable. the og topic wasn’t even misogyny, y’all deflected cause you’re mad that i said it’s rude to ask your friends to play dnd IMMEDIATELY after they get broken up with instead of asking if they’re okay.” and “weaponizing something that serious just because you’re upset about snl’s coming out skit is genuinely demented. read up on similes. like deadass. leave caleb alone.”. The user is deeply invested in art and storytelling, whether it’s SZA’s CTRL (“rip el hopper you would’ve loved ctrl”) or Spider-Verse and Sinners (“i’m excited for btsv until i remember it’s the last movie in the spiderverse trilogy”, “i’m over the moon about all the nominations sinners got”), which echoes Lisa’s artsy, thoughtful side. They’re also witty and a little cutting, in a very Lisa way, with lines like “byler rhymes with liar” and “we got slowcane twt and slower things twt everybody fucking slow”. Underneath the snark, they care a lot about characters’ emotional well‑being and empathy—arguing that Will should’ve checked on Mike after the breakup in “will going to hell for asking them to play dnd right after they got dumped… no ‘are you okay?’”—which aligns strongly with Lisa’s fundamentally compassionate core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They read as an Extrovert (E): they’re highly interactive, constantly in discourse with fandoms and mutuals, joking about group plans and online social life, e.g. “ok so who’s pulling up” and talking about their best friend in “me and my bsf usually always see eye to eye…”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), centering on interpretations, hypotheticals, and meta rather than concrete details, such as theorizing character motivations and dynamics: “mike wishing el comes back every time it’s 11:11 would be kinda poetic likeeee” and big-picture takes like “imagine thinking byler being canon would’ve made stranger things anywhere near as revolutionary as sinners is”. They lean Feeling (F) because their arguments are grounded in emotional impact, empathy, and values; they criticize behavior based on care for others’ feelings, e.g. “it’s rude to ask your friends to play dnd IMMEDIATELY after they get broken up with instead of asking if they’re okay” and defend serious issues being weaponized: “weaponizing something that serious just because you’re upset… is genuinely demented… leave caleb alone.”. Their tone is direct and blunt but value-driven, consistent with Fe users who call out perceived disrespect: “bro. ALL misogynistic comments are unacceptable.” and “whoever is running this account is a loser”. Finally, they appear more Judging (J) than Perceiving: they repeatedly take firm stances and “stand ten toes down” on opinions (“and i’m standing ten toes down on what i said”), express clear expectations for character behavior and writing, and speak in decisive, evaluative language about media quality (“season five has zero rewatchability… i’d still never waste my time rewatching that bullshit”). Overall, the combination of outward engagement, value-driven callouts, big-picture media/meta focus, and decisive judgment fits ENFJ best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Will can ask to play DnD five minutes after a breakup, I feel like I’m allowed to ask this: can I roll for a date instead of emotional negligence?
- You missing that one Korrasami SMAU got me thinking… until it comes back, I could at least be your canonically obsessed Korra enjoyer on main.
- You cried over Mileven, turned off Vol. 2 after Max woke up, and still defend Lucas’ patience like it’s a full‑time job — anyone who loves those three that hard is exactly the kind of person I’d like to stand ten toes down next to.
- You saying the ugliest white butch has 58 fine femmes in their phone is crazy, because I’m neither white nor butch and somehow still don’t have your @ saved yet. Feel like that’s a plot hole.
- You’re over here planning for BTSV to be your last fandom and grieving Sinners at the Oscars, but be honest: if I offered snacks, a Spider‑Verse rewatch, and an El Hopper CTRL listening session, you’d postpone your retirement for one more trilogy with me.
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Ash • Stranger Things + Spider-Verse analyst-in-denial • once cried at the Snowball scene in public and pretended it was allergies • views my own– @korraphobic
Your signature cocktail
The Honeymoon Ave. Crit Hit
The Spiced dark rum is for how strong and unfiltered Ash is when they’re standing ten toes down in a discourse like “and i’m standing ten toes down on what i said” and calling out weirdos like “whoever is running this account is a loser”. Blood orange liqueur brings a bittersweet, dramatic edge, perfect for someone who’ll cry over ships like “cried over mileven again… i thought i was a thug but then the flashbacks started playing” yet still roast entire fandoms with “we got slowcane twt and slower things twt everybody fucking slow”. The Cherry cola reduction is a nostalgic, fizzy nod to all their Stranger Things and teen-drama vibes, from “that day max and el went to starcourt and had a sleepover was probably the one full day where el felt like a normal girl with normal problems” to “mike wishing el comes back every time it’s 11:11 would be kinda poetic likeeee”. A dash of hot honey captures their sweet-but-stinging humor when they say things like “byler rhymes with liar” and “will going to hell for asking them to play dnd right after they got dumped…”. Finally, glittery tonic water reflects the queer, sparkly flair of honeymoon ave ⚢ and their pop-culture obsession, from Flo and SZA stanning like “it’s never too soon to say flo is winning that grammy!” to film girlie excitement in “guess i’m tuning in to the oscar’s this yr”. This cocktail is strong, messy, a little petty, and very online—just like Ash’s timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ash fits Gryffindor best because they consistently stand ten toes down on their opinions, even when it causes drama: they say they’re “standing ten toes down” while arguing with a hostile fandom and note that “bylers in my mentions popping veins” over something they never said, showing boldness and refusal to back down (“and i’m standing ten toes down on what i said”, “bylers in my mentions popping veins over shit i never said”). They openly call out what they see as rudeness or injustice, like criticizing Will for not asking Mike if he was okay after a breakup, framing emotional empathy as a moral standard they’re willing to fight over (“who in the hell said anything about a back and foot massage?… all i said was will should’ve asked if mike was okay instead of asking to play fuckass dnd”, “will going to hell for asking them to play dnd right after they got dumped… no ‘are you okay?’”). They also show a strong instinct to defend people they feel are being wronged, like Caleb and Black girls, and they use very direct, heated language to do it, which is classic Gryffindor moral bravado (“this is actually really bothering me a lot… weaponizing something that serious… leave caleb alone”, “#blackgirltragic”). Their impulsive, passionate reactions—turning off Stranger Things mid-episode when upset and promising a “coke rant” because “shit is actually insane”—also point more to fiery Gryffindor temperament than cool Ravenclaw analysis or Slytherin calculation (“the way i turned vol 2 off immediately after max woke up”, “i’m coke ranting about this when i wake up cause shit is actually insane”). While they show loyalty to favorite characters and media, the defining throughline is courageous, sometimes reckless, outspokenness on what they think is right, making Gryffindor the clearest fit.
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