Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: intensely bookish, politically engaged, and morally driven. Their timeline is full of serious reading and theory, from Capital and Marxist debates about the USSR to Kant and Nietzsche, and they even joke about a Marxism reading spree so they can more accurately call people revisionists: “Going on a Marx(ism) reading spree. Not cause I'm a Marxist, but because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately”. Like Lisa, they care deeply about social justice and anti-oppression politics, sharing abolitionist and anti-caste resources and saying things like “The police aren't your friend” and “They're both Brahmanical projects that feed off eachother” about Hinduism vs Hindutva. They’re also environmentally and economically critical in a very Lisa way, getting into degrowth and ecology (“I've been reading a lot on economic degrowth lately and now I'm considering it as a career option”) and praising works on state failure and planning. At the same time, they retain a dorky, slightly dramatic, very online sense of humor—joking about being sick, AI bros, and poker/cycling/Feng Shui—which matches Lisa’s mix of earnest intensity and awkward, nerdy charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they center their life around solo activities like reading and long podcast/video-essay queues, e.g. “Next few video essays I'm going to be listening to. These ones are about Marx and his ideology” and “Going on a Marx(ism) reading spree… because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately”, and their social language is more about ‘oomfs’ online than offline socializing. They are clearly Intuition-oriented: most tweets revolve around theory, ideology, and big-picture structures (caste, Hindutva, imperialism, degrowth, fascism), e.g. “What was the USSR? State capitalist? A degenerated worker's state? Socialist? This great book aims to answer this question through various Marxist analyses” and “Idk why people on my TL are thinking class struggle can subsume all other struggles”. Their tone shows a strong Thinking preference: they constantly recommend texts and make analytical distinctions rather than focusing on harmony, e.g. “REAL Marxists to read over Parenti: Michael Heinrich… Aufheben… Chuang…” and blunt posts like “Fuck you, and fuck your 'value'.”, even though they can be warm toward friends, as in “My oomfs are the most sweetest people in the world”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they juggle many simultaneous reading and listening projects and often "plan" in loose lists rather than strict schedules, e.g. “Next few podcast eps I'm going to be listening to… These ones are all inter connected and themed around (AI) technology, sustainable development, and economic de growth” and “Next few essays/podcasts I'm going to be listening to… Additional resources on economic de growth that I used for my edification”. The combination of solitary, theory-heavy interests, relentless critical analysis, and flexible, exploratory project lists aligns best with INTP: an introverted, concept-driven, analytical type who enjoys open-ended intellectual exploration more than rigidly organized execution.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re going on a Marx(ism) reading spree just to call people revisionists more accurately… can I apply to be your most rigorously peer‑reviewed situationship?
- You’re cycling at sunset, playing Balatro when friends are busy, and plotting economic degrowth—are you sure you’re not just training to redistribute my heart rate and lower it every time you text me?
- You listed poker, cycling, cooking, baking, language learning, and zine making as hobbies—how about we combine all of them: we bike to a book fair, bake non-burnt cookies, you teach me a new word for ‘cutie,’ and then we print a zine about how it was definitely not state capitalism but love at first sight.
- You said Samskara is an ‘absurdly liberal critique of caste’ but still fun to analyse; if you ever get bored, you can always do a close reading of me—promise I’m less Brahmanical and more ‘Glorp blorp zeep zoop’ dialectical materialism.
- You’re out here reading Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason, James C. Scott, Periyar, Utsa & Prabhat Patnaik, and watching Usha Patnaik lectures—so when are you scheduling a detailed empirical study on whether going on a date with me increases your quality of life in this Hindu Rashtra hellscape?
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Reads Marx for fun, fails ovenless cookies professionally. Bangalore-based anti-caste, eco-nerd with too many PDFs and not enough bookshelf space.– @KosambiMosambi
Your signature cocktail
The Glorp Blorp Revisionist
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, just like someone who goes on a Marx(ism) reading spree “because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately” “Going on a Marx(ism) reading spree. Not cause I'm a Marxist, but because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately”. The dark rum with filter coffee nods to late-night theory and podcasts, from Heinrich to Kashmir series, as they keep sharing long resource threads like “Next few podcast eps I'm going to be listening to. These ones are all inter connected and themed around (AI) technology, sustainable development, and economic de growth!”. Tamarind-jaggery shrub brings a sweet-sour South Asian tang, echoing their love for jigarthanda and local references like “What ra AI bubble too much cock you're showing bro. Come to Malleshwaram area I'll pop you with my gang”. The green chili tincture represents their sharp, abolitionist, anti-caste politics, burning through liberal takes as in “Reposting these articles because it's such an important issue worldwide. The police aren't your friend.”. Black salt and lime foam adds a funky, experimental top layer for their polymath, zine-making, hobby-exploring side “Guys what hobbies do y'all have!! I'm thinking about trying out new ones.”, while a rosewater mist softens the edges, reflecting how they still gush over oomfs and wish them the best “My oomfs are the most sweetest people in the world. I hope y'all get everything you want in life.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account is dominated by a love of learning and systematic self-education, which strongly signals Ravenclaw. They constantly curate reading and listening plans across theory, history and politics, for example sharing that they’re “Going on a Marx(ism) reading spree. Not cause I'm a Marxist, but because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately” and then posting long queues of video essays on Marx, the German Revolution, Palestine, Sudan, Kashmir, and more. Their timeline is full of deliberate, structured intellectual projects: starting Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason as a “long term project” and promising to share all resources in the replies (“Critique of Pure Reason… This is going to be a long term project. I will be sharing all the resources I use”), working through Michael Heinrich as the “THE go to secondary text for Capital” (“Heinrich is such a GOAT… Amazing intro to Value Form Theory as well!!”), and chaining related readings on topics like economic degrowth with carefully ordered sources (“Additional resources on economic de growth that I used for my edification. (View/read in the same order).”). Even their leisure is nerdy and analytic: they ask followers for resources on food and health rather than hot takes (“Does anyone have resources (preferably articles, essays, and videos) on food, nutrition, and health?”), and describe themselves as a “Wannabe polymath” in their bio. While there are flashes of Gryffindor-like moral courage in their sharp critiques of casteism and carcerality (“Reposting these articles because it's such an important issue worldwide. The police aren't your friend.”), the overarching throughline is intellectual curiosity, structured study, and delight in complex theory—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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The Internationale - Traditional (leftist anthem)
The song The Internationale fits them because their timeline is steeped in anti-capitalist, anti-fascist and abolitionist politics, from sharing Marxist reading lists like “REAL Marxists to read over Parenti” to posting resources on prison abolition such as “Imagining India without prisons, locating caste in carceral logics”. The anthem’s call for the oppressed to rise against exploitation mirrors their explicit rejection of Brahmanism and Hindutva, seen in posts like “The Hinduism vs Hindutva debate is absolute bullshit. They're both Brahmanical projects that feed off eachother.” and “Savarnas have the audacity to say 'There's no casteism in urban cities' when it has literally been institutionalized lol”. Their enthusiasm for studying Marx, autonomist Marxism, and degrowth — for instance “Going on a Marx(ism) reading spree... because I want to be able to call everyone a revisionist more accurately” and “I've been reading a lot on economic degrowth lately and now I'm considering it as a career option” — reflects the song’s spirit of theoretical rigor paired with radical commitment. They consistently align themselves with global struggles, as in “FREE ALL OPPRESSED PEOPLES #BoycottIsrael #IndiansWithPalestine #BoycottUAE”, which matches the anthem’s internationalist call for solidarity beyond borders. Even their "wannabe polymath" bio and constant sharing of radical literature suggest someone who doesn’t just consume left theory but wants to live its ethos, much like the song’s insistence on turning critique into collective action.
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