kosphobia
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Uses humor and irony in tweets, e.g., 'i’m the most envious person alive thats why i deserve nothing.'
- Engaging: Invites interaction, asking for anime recs and sharing thoughts on various topics.
- Expressive: Openly shares feelings and thoughts, evident in posts about struggling with goals and emotions.
- Self-aware: Recognizes personal flaws and contradictions, like 'i’m just a moid this is brutal.'
- Creative: Uses unique phrasing and concepts, e.g., 'my personality is a twisted amalgamation molested by years of irony.'
Weaknesses:
- Overly Negative: Frequent expressions of despair and criticism, such as 'always kill yourself' and 'billions will die.'
- Inconsistent: Contradicts self in tweets about being involuntarily celibate while also expressing a desire for connection.
- Impulsive: Tweets without fully thinking them through, as in 'just blow up everyone already.'
- Self-deprecating: Repeated negative self-assessment, as seen in 'i don’t deserve to ever listen to music again.'
- Distrustful: Expresses skepticism towards others’ intentions, evident in 'u woulda thought fujimoto killed someone today.'
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak is the perpetual loner of Springfield, constantly feeling unwanted and expressing hopelessness, which mirrors the user’s depressive tone. The user writes, "always kill yourself" and "my brain is rotting from my loneliness", echoing Moe’s lament that his bar is empty and his life is meaningless. They also complain about job rejections ("another job application REJECTED") and being isolated ("i hate everyone (oomfs not included)"), similar to Moe’s perpetual loneliness and lack of social support. Their self‑identification as a "voluntary involuntary celibate" parallels Moe’s status as a perpetual bachelor who never finds a stable relationship. Overall, the user’s self‑deprecating, nihilistic outlook aligns closely with Moe Szyslak’s character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user shows strong introverted focus, often describing inner feelings such as 'my brain is rotting from my loneliness' and 'i hate everyone (oomfs not included)'. They also display intuitive, abstract thinking with statements like 'if israel was never formed i would’ve never developed a y chromosome' and 'the human mind was never supposed to handle seeing this many opinions from 14 year olds'. Their decision‑making is driven by personal emotions, evident in 'i’m non binary inna i want my body to disintegrate' and 'always kill yourself', showing a feeling orientation. Their posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, reflected in remarks like 'another job application REJECTED' and 'just blow up everyone already', indicating a perceiving preference. Together these traits align best with the INFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in Nightreign's new DLC, I'd be the loot drop that's a bowl of maple-sugar oatmeal—guaranteed to boost your stats and your mood. Wanna raid together?
- You call yourself a 'voluntary involuntary celibate,' but I think a Punpun meme shared over coffee could make you voluntarily break that rule. Care to test the theory?
- Your devotion to 2slimey and the whole 'mogged' vibe tells me you love leveling up. How about we team‑up in Fortnite and in life—I'll be your boost, you be my victory royale.
- You said you're back to reading—let's trade chapters: I'll read you a line from Dress Up Darling if you let me write the next page of our story.
- You love anime girls, anime butt, and the perfect bowl of maple-sugar oatmeal. Let's create our own anime romance where the heroine's snack fuels the hero's love quest—starting with me asking you out.
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19-year-old nonbinary physics grad, anime & gaming fan. Once fixed a laptop via USB reinstall for a brother-in-law. Seeking new opportunities, coffee lover.– @kosphobia
Your signature cocktail
Mogged Melancholy
The Mogged Melancholy mirrors @kosphobia’s chaotic, self‑destructive vibe with a dark base of black vodka, echoing the tweet "always kill yourself" and the lingering despair of "my brain is rotting from my loneliness". A drizzle of maple syrup adds a fleeting sweet hint, recalling the hopeful line "everyone should eat a bowl of maple sugar oatmeal and relax". The sour cherry liqueur brings a bitter edge that reflects the self‑label "i am a voluntary involuntary celibate" and the constant self‑critique. A splash of energy drink captures the jittery meme‑fuel of "i play one fortnite game in the morning and it determines my mood for the rest of the day", while a dash of hot sauce adds the spicy irritability found in "they rip me in half everyday". Garnished with a gummy anime eye, it nods to the endless anime references that pepper the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition, saying things like "i have goals but the first step includes getting a job and i keep getting declined" and "when i was 13 i wanted a hit tweet ... now that im at the end of my life at 19 one hit tweet is all i want". Their language is self‑focused and often competitive, as seen in "i’m suchhhhh aaaan incel ... sooooooo celibate" and the cynical "i hate everyone (oomfs not included)". These traits of self‑preservation, desire for status, and willingness to embrace dark, selfish thoughts align most closely with Slytherin values.
Your movie
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Creep - Radiohead
The user’s repeated expressions of alienation—e.g., "i hate everyone (oomfs not included)" and "my brain is rotting from my loneliness"—mirror the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". Their feelings of rejection and failure, as shown by tweets like "another job application REJECTED" and "i keep getting declined so my life has been on pause for like 2 years", echo the song’s refrain "I don’t belong here". Self‑destructive thoughts such as "always kill yourself" and "i am a voluntary involuntary celibate" align with the dark, self‑critical tone of "Creep", which deals with low self‑esteem and self‑hate. The user’s ironic, meme‑laden style—e.g., "im a moid" and "im non binary inna i want my body to disintegrate kinda way"—fits the song’s blend of melancholy and detached observation, making it a fitting anthem.
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