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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: His sharp humor is evident in tweets like 'Мама ама криминал. Пишу SQL конструкции в нижнем регистре... И что вы мне сделаете?'
- Nostalgic: He often reminisces about past tech experiences, as seen in 'Вспомнил, как мы эпично утопили первый дрон.'
- Practical: He enjoys hands-on tasks, like 'Заменил сегодня в ванной смеситель.'
- Critical Thinker: He critiques trends like AI usage, tweeting 'Бездумное использование ИИ ассистентов новичками блокирует профессиональный рост.'
- Family-Oriented: He shares moments with his family, like his child updating an old MacBook: 'Выдал ребенку макбук 2013 года... теперь на 11ти летний ноут ставится самая последня макось.'
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His tweet 'Скорость сейчас быстро девальвируется. Китайские кроссоверы легко обгоняют суперкары начала века' shows a tendency toward pessimism.
- Overly Critical: He harshly critiques cultural phenomena, as seen in 'Посмотрел волею случая сериал «Ликвидация». Ну несусветное же говно.'
- Stubborn: His refusal to fix the hot and cold labels on his faucet, 'Решил не исправлять, чтобы не нарушать традиции,' displays a streak of stubbornness.
- Dramatic: Tweets like 'Ага, ага. А у меня дважды сгорела жопа...' show a flair for dramatic expression.
- Skeptical: His skepticism is evident in 'Чё там, когда Старлинк на территории России уже заработает? Мне б на лодку поставить.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Konstantin shares Homer Simpson's mix of humor, practicality, and occasional chaos. His tweet about replacing a faucet but leaving the hot and cold labels reversed, 'Решил не исправлять, чтобы не нарушать традиции,' mirrors Homer’s quirky logic. His dramatic expressions, like 'Ага, ага. А у меня дважды сгорела жопа,' align with Homer’s over-the-top reactions. Both are lovable, flawed, and endlessly entertaining.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Konstantin’s analytical, curious, and sarcastic traits align with INTP. His focus on teaching students algorithms over syntax, 'разбирайтесь с алгоритмикой, архитектурой и анализом предметной области,' reflects INTPs’ love for deep understanding. His critical perspective on AI, 'Бездумное использование ИИ ассистентов новичками блокирует профессиональный рост,' shows logical thinking. His nostalgic reflections, like 'Помню, как впечатлил меня первый Delphi,' align with INTPs’ introspective nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a legacy codebase? Because I’d debug my entire life just to understand you.
- Is your name Delphi? Because you’ve GUI-ed your way into my heart.
- Are you a SQL query? Because you SELECT all the right feelings in me.
- You must be AI, because you’ve assisted me in falling for you.
- Are you a drone? Because I’d sink just to be near you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Rebel of the Krasnoyarsk IT scene, regional university lecturer, and part-time SQL renegade. Nostalgic tech tinkerer with a knack for sarcasm and a love-hate relationship with AI. Family man, drone sinker, and DIY enthusiast.– @kosyag
Your signature cocktail
Legacy Debugger
The 'Legacy Debugger' reflects Konstantin’s complex, hands-on, and nostalgic personality. Whiskey represents his grounded, traditional side, seen in 'Помню, как впечатлил меня первый Delphi.' Espresso adds energy, matching his hands-on nature in 'Заменил сегодня в ванной смеситель.' The orange zest and bitters reflect his sharp wit, as in 'Мама ама криминал.' It’s a drink for a thinker and tinkerer.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Konstantin fits Ravenclaw for his intellectual depth, humor, and critical nature. His tweet about teaching students the importance of algorithms over syntax, 'разбирайтесь с алгоритмикой, архитектурой и анализом предметной области,' reflects Ravenclaw's value for knowledge and critical thinking. His love for tinkering and nostalgia, like 'Помню, как впечатлил меня первый Delphi,' aligns with their creative curiosity. While he has a sarcastic edge, it’s rooted in a desire for improvement and understanding.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Konstantin’s mix of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and intellect aligns with 'Creep.' His tweet, 'Тяжело, когда ты заурядно тупенький, все почему то считают тебя пиздец каким умным,' reflects the song’s themes of feeling out of place. His dramatic flair, like 'Ага, ага. А у меня дважды сгорела жопа,' matches the song’s emotional intensity. 'Creep' captures his complex, relatable personality.
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