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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is known for his constant beer drinking and impulsive, self‑destructive habits, which line up with Koto’s frequent references to drinking ("IM SO EXCITED TO DRINK TONIGHT", "im gonna kms. ... kill me") and lack of impulse control ("i have zero impulse control", "i love stealing alcohol"). The user’s suicidal ideation ("im gonna kms", "kill me") mirrors Homer’s occasional despair and suicidal thoughts in episodes. Their chaotic, neglectful self‑care ("havent showered in 2 weeks", "i dont even goon to it, it doesnt even make me horny anymore its just relaxing") matches Homer’s slovenly lifestyle. Additionally, the frustration with school and biology ("fuck bio i hate bio this is so bad i hate everything related to biology") is similar to Homer’s disdain for learning and work. Overall, the combination of heavy alcohol use, impulsivity, self‑harm, and a lack of responsibility best fits Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly inward‑focused, often expressing personal pain and loneliness (e.g., "i feel so lonely" and "im so ugly i hate myself"), which signals Introversion. They emphasize concrete, sensory details like "the aftertaste of orange tic tacs taste like lemon extract" and "my mom is getting a colonoscopy and is complaining about the laxatives," indicating a Sensing preference. Their decision‑making is driven by emotions and personal values rather than logical analysis, as seen in statements such as "im so mad" and "i want to be girly and cute," reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, the pattern of impulsive, spontaneous actions—"i love stealing alcohol," "i have zero impulse control," "do i drink tonight?"—shows a Perceiving lifestyle. These combined traits best match the ISFP personality type.

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IB student, part‑time barista, aspiring coder. Coffee, memes, and 13‑hour shifts keep me busy. (Once tried to steal the breakroom coffee machine.)– @kotoiskool

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, named "Koto's Chaotic Kiss", blends black vodka, Midori, fresh lemon juice, a splash of energy drink, and a hint of orange liqueur. The dark vodka mirrors the tweet "to cut or not cut" and the constant battle with self‑harm, while the neon green Midori reflects the envy and impulsive feelings like "im naturally very jealous". The sharp lemon juice captures the "the aftertaste of orange tic tacs taste like lemon extract" and adds a bite that matches the raw honesty of "IM SO UGLY I HATE MYSELF". The energy drink gives the jittery rush of "IM SO EXCITED TO DRINK TONIGHT" and the orange liqueur nods to the repeated "i love stealing alcohol" vibe. Together the drink is a bittersweet, high‑octane mix that feels like a night of reckless fun and vulnerable confession, just like Koto’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays self‑preserving, rule‑breaking behavior typical of Slytherin. They openly enjoy stealing alcohol, as shown in tweets like 'i love stealing alcohol' and 'alarm went off when i stole and honestly that was so exhilarating'. Their aggressive, controlling tone toward others—e.g., 'motherfucker copying my tweets die @roseheartruler i hate ur followers'—reflects the cunning ambition to dominate social interactions. They also repeatedly mention impulsivity and personal gratification, such as 'i have zero impulse control' and 'im so tempted to take lax', indicating a willingness to pursue desires despite consequences. While they lack the loyalty of Hufflepuff or the scholarly focus of Ravenclaw, these traits align most closely with Slytherin.

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The user's repeated mentions of self‑harm ('im gonna kms', 'WHY did i post my face im so chopped hang myself') echo the line 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' from Hurt. Their confession of depression and low self‑esteem ('im so ugly i hate myself', 'i have zero impulse control') matches the song's bleak, introspective tone. References to substance use ('i love stealing alcohol', 'my mom is getting a colonoscopy and is complaining about the laxatives') align with the lyric about needles and addiction. The overall sense of loneliness and desperation in tweets like 'i feel so lonely' and 'holy shit im so mad' fits the song's mournful atmosphere.

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