Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in Santos FC and players, e.g. “no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira” and multiple sports takes about Real Madrid, OKC, Cavs, and Leverkusen.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses self-deprecating humor and irony, like “eu sendo jovem triste, adulto triste, futuro idoso triste” and “eu tô ficando maluco real lendo a mensagem do meu pai eu pensei: iiih lá ele”.
- Culturally engaged: Actively comments on music, film, games, and series, e.g. twenty one pilots, Hayley Williams, Star Wars rankings in “sobre star wars I ok II bom III perfeito…”, and buying Fallen Order.
- Socially conscious: Shows concern about racism and online platforms, e.g. critiquing normalization of racism in “vai normalizar racismo e não vai sofrer nenhuma consequência, PQ CARALHOS TAMO REGREDINDO TANTO?” and calling Discord “esgoto a céu aberto” in “discord, a plataforma que virou um esgoto a céu aberto”.
- Loyal listener: Displays strong loyalty to favorite bands and albums, defending them in “um álbum conter CHOKER, SHY AWAY, REDECORATE e maluco falar que é ruim…” and predicting Clancy will be a life “MARCO” in “Clancy vai ser aquele álbum…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses profanity and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “patrick e serginho, vai toma no cu”, “vai toma no cu esse rincon”, and “vai toma no cu esse comentário de merda”.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing between excitement and frustration, with intense statements like “no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira” and “parece que quando eu tô feliz e animado, acontece alguma parada que vai me deixar mal”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses jokes referencing suicide or despair, e.g. “suici adiado para 2028” and the Santos tweet “eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira”.
- Conflict-prone: Openly attacks or insults others’ comments and public figures, such as “vai toma no cu esse comentário de merda”, “ROC eu te odeio por ser um lixo de pessoa”, and mocking political takes in “Lula é o anticristo, pqp”.
- Cynical outlook: Expresses pessimism about life and society, like “parece que quando eu tô feliz e animado, acontece alguma parada que vai me deixar mal” and calling Discord an open sewer in “discord, a plataforma que virou um esgoto a céu aberto”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile lines up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, sarcastic, emotional, and sports-obsessed. This user is constantly joking in a slightly unhinged way, like threatening to overreact about football and basketball results, as in “no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira” and “VAI TOMA NO CU ESSE LEVERKUSEN MANO BIZARRO KKKKKKKKKKKK”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, impulsive side. There’s also a streak of irreverence toward authority and institutions, seen in “discord, a plataforma que virou um esgoto a céu aberto” and “ela funcionária pública eu querendo destruir o Estado”, very in line with Bart’s anti-establishment attitude. Despite the snark, you can feel genuine emotion and attachment to things they love, such as their devotion to twenty one pilots in “um álbum conter CHOKER, SHY AWAY, REDECORATE e maluco falar que é ruim…” and their sentimental sports takes like “chet holmgren, NUNCA saia de OKLAHOMA”. The combination of dark humor, meme-y exaggeration, and underlying sensitivity matches Bart more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): a lot of their content is about their inner emotional world, music, games, and niche interests rather than active socializing, such as reflecting on personal sadness in “eu sendo jovem triste, adulto triste, futuro idoso triste” and feeling chronically online in their bio “Cronicamente Online”. Despite interacting via quotes, the tone is more introspective and self-revealing than socially performative, as in “parece que quando eu tô feliz e animado, acontece alguma parada que vai me deixar mal. é sempre assim, bizarro”. They show strong Intuition (N) through pattern-seeing and theorizing, like their humorous yet abstract take on cats and power in “eu tenho uma teoria que se todos os gatos convivessem numa comunidade só, a dominação mundial seria inevitável”, and their meta commentary on narratives and characters in Star Wars and anime, e.g. “aconteceu com o anakin o que acontece com todo homem apaixonado ao perder seu amor, foi pro lado sombrio da força!”. Their values and judgments signal Feeling (F): they react intensely to perceived injustice and racism in “vai normalizar racismo e não vai sofrer nenhuma consequência, PQ CARALHOS TAMO REGREDINDO TANTO?” and worry about victim-blaming in “isso vai culpabilizar ainda mais a vítima 'nao é racismo, é provocação'”, and music/films are evaluated by emotional impact (Clancy, Blurryface, SAI) rather than technical breakdown. Finally, they are more Perceiving (P) than structured: they often express going with the flow and being overwhelmed rather than planned and organized, like “eu n consigo ouvir tanta música assim meu deus”, joking about talking too much in “vou ter que fazer sessões de 2h pq eu falo demais…”, and impulsively buying games in “comprei star wars fallen order pq tava 20 reais é isso tmj”. The combination of inward emotional depth, idealistic values, abstract joking/theorizing, and a flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Clancy is going to become a ‘MARCO’ in your life like Blurryface and SAI, can I at least be the hidden track you only understand at 3 a.m. with headphones on?
- You said Navigating fits in every TØP era — I’m just trying to fit in your timeline like Choker, Shy Away and Redecorate: underestimated at first, but impossible to skip later.
- You promised to defend The Craving and snap back until the day you die; if you defend me with half that passion, I’ll even accept being called ‘fraquíssimo’ in a quoted tweet.
- You said ‘se Deus não existe quem puxou essa bola pra cima?’ — plot twist: it was me, trying to impress the Santos fan who’d rather die than see the club disappear.
- OKC in 7, Cavs in 6, Brazil as G2 at Worlds… statistically speaking, your predictions are bold, but here’s my safest bet: probability 100% that we’d have more chemistry than the Real midfield you hyped.
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Sports nerd, Star Wars apologist & twenty one pilots lifer. Once sold discounts at work by ‘checking with the manager’ in the kitchen with a Coke.– @Kounenzera
Your signature cocktail
Clancy & Coke (Suici Postponed to 2028)
This drink is built on dark spiced rum for the dramatic, sometimes self-destructive flair of lines like “no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira” and “suici adiado para 2028”, strong but still a joke you kind of mean. The tereré-style cold-brewed yerba mate nods to the endless, chronically-online energy of “Cronicamente Online loopcinema” and the gamer/Discord/LoL grind mentality of “full clear mentality is back”. Cherry cola is the nostalgic, slightly teen-heartbreak sweetness behind “tem 20 anos que eu existo por aqui e mais de dois que eu não te tenho do meu lado” and the sentimental way they talk about twenty one pilots in “Clancy vai ser aquele álbum… tal qual Blurryface e SAI”. A dash of bitters represents the sharp social and political edge of “vai normalizar racismo e não vai sofrer nenhuma consequência, PQ CARALHOS TAMO REGREDINDO TANTO?” and “Lula é o anticristo, pqp”, cutting through the sweetness. Finally, the lime peel twist is that wry, self-aware humor in “discord, a plataforma que virou um esgoto a céu aberto” and the way they can still say lesgo in “lesgo” despite everything feeling a bit cursed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a Gryffindor-style boldness and intensity, especially in how they voice anger and defend what they care about. They openly confront racism and its normalization, as in “vai normalizar racismo e não vai sofrer nenhuma consequência, PQ CARALHOS TAMO REGREDINDO TANTO?”, showing a willingness to stand up for beliefs even in a heated way. Their sports and music takes are delivered with a combative, fearless tone, such as “patrick e serginho, vai toma no cu” and “VAI TOMA NO CU ESSE LEVERKUSEN MANO BIZARRO KKKKKKKKKKKK”, reflecting impulsive, passionate reactions rather than cautious diplomacy. There is also a streak of dark, dramatic hyperbole around their attachments, like “no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira” and the semi-joking “suici adiado para 2028”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for emotional grand gestures. Even when discussing fandoms and friends, they show fierce loyalty and readiness to defend what and whom they love, aligning more with Gryffindor’s brave, hot-blooded nature than the subtler traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Migraine - Twenty One Pilots
Given how much they reference Twenty One Pilots, especially albums like Blurryface and Scaled And Icy and their anticipation for Clancy (“Clancy vai ser aquele álbum que de começo eu vou ouvir por ouvir pra depois se tornar um MARCO na minha vida tal qual Blurryface e SAI”, “um álbum conter CHOKER, SHY AWAY, REDECORATE e maluco falar que é ruim…”), a TØP song fits them best. Migraine captures their blend of self-deprecating humor, chronic online presence, and heavy emotional undercurrent—see their bio "Cronicamente Online" and tweets like “parece que quando eu tô feliz e animado, acontece alguma parada que vai me deixar mal. é sempre assim, bizarro” and “eu sendo jovem triste, adulto triste, futuro idoso triste”. The song’s theme of living with a noisy, overthinking mind mirrors their constant commentary on sports, games, music, and politics, such as “eu n consigo ouvir tanta música assim meu deus” and “discord, a plataforma que virou um esgoto a céu aberto”. There’s also a persistent dark humor and flirtation with suicidal ideation in their timeline (“no dia em que o Santos deixar de existir eu me mato e isso não é brincadeira”, “suici adiado para 2028”), which aligns with Migraine’s way of talking about pain through metaphor and wit. Overall, Migraine matches their fandom, their emotional tone, and the way they turn inner turmoil into running commentary on everything they love.
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