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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio describes a "love‑starved psycho virgin who falls for anyone who shows her the slightest bit of kindness," which matches Moe’s classic portrayal as a love‑starved, depressed bartender who constantly craves attention. Tweets like "life is skinning me alive rn" and "kill" show the self‑destructive, suicidal tendencies that Moe frequently displays in the show. The user also expresses extreme loneliness and resentment, e.g., "i lowkey hate all my friends" and "i am barren," echoing Moe’s isolation and feelings of being unwanted. Their grandiose, delusional statements such as "my house is the core of the universe" and the desperate need for validation in "if i post any less than i already do ill die" reflect Moe’s frequent bouts of despair and his desperate attempts to be noticed. Overall, the chaotic, self‑harm‑laden, attention‑seeking tone aligns closely with Moe Szyslak’s character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted tendencies, constantly seeking interaction and validation, e.g., 'who wanna contribute to the BROKE UNEMPLOYED SINGLE and JOBLESS population with me' and 'does anybun know any good sites to watch anime on'. Their communication is highly imaginative and future‑oriented, focusing on abstract concepts like 'my house is the core of the universe' and 'i wish i could just melt into a puddle', indicating an Intuitive (N) style. Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in statements such as 'life is skinning me alive rn' and 'i lowkey hate all my friends', which aligns with Feeling (F). The chaotic, spontaneous nature of the timeline—e.g., 'if i post any less than i already do ill die' and '31 hours no sleep'—reflects a Perceiving (P) preference. Overall these traits point to an ENFP type.

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Gaming & anime enthusiast, meme curator. Survived a 31‑hour Overwatch marathon. Coffee‑fuelled content creator chasing epic soundtracks. She/Her– @koyomidestroy

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The dark, brooding base of black rum mirrors dawn’s confession of being "lowkey hate all my friends" and the feeling that "life is skinning me alive rn". A splash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑sour note that evokes the blood‑filled tweets like "blood keeps leaking from my mouth when i sleep". Matcha green tea liqueur brings the Japanese anime obsession, nodding to "i am sengoku nadeko" and the longing to watch the "chainsaw man" movie. The energy drink gives the jittery, gaming‑fuelled hype of "first game of overwatch after coming back" and the endless scrolling. Finally, a dusting of edible glitter captures the chaotic, chuunibyou vibe of "i miss being a chuunibyou" and the desire to be "the king" in a world of self‑inflicted drama.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a drive for personal power and self‑aggrandizement, which aligns with Slytherin ambition. They tweet 'if i was president of the universe… first thing id do…… STEAL every single girls prettiness and transfer it to ME!!!!!!!!!', reflecting a desire to dominate and manipulate. Other posts such as 'i am the king' and 'do u even really fw me like that if you dont pull out ur dick n hump the screen every time one of my tweets come on' emphasize self‑interest and cunning. While moments of vulnerability appear, the overarching pattern is a focus on ambition and resourcefulness typical of Slytherin.

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The haunting lyrics of Nine\u00a0Inch\u00a0Nails’ "Hurt" capture the user’s sense of emptiness and self‑destruction. Lines like "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" echo tweets such as "life is skinning me alive rn" and "centipedes have begun crawling out of my mouth in my sleep." Their bio "love starved psycho virgin who falls for anyone who shows her the slightest bit of kindness" reflects the yearning for connection expressed in the song’s refrain "What have I become?" The repeated mentions of self‑harm, suicidal thoughts ("i wish i could just melt into a puddle," "if i post any less than i already do ill die") align with the song’s bleak, confessional tone. Overall, "Hurt" mirrors the user’s chaotic blend of despair, craving for love, and nihilistic outlook.

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