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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: an expressive, artsy overachiever who feels too much, is extremely online, and copes with emotion through creativity and obsessive interests. Like Lisa hyperfixating on jazz or causes, this user absolutely locks in on their oshis and media, exploding with feelings in posts like "IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM THERES A BOMB EXPLODING CAR CRASH NOISES" and "IHHGGGH Y HOD IH YMGOD". Their bio calling themselves an "artist & shitposter" and their obsessive devotion to Nerissa in tweets like "i'm just so gagged i love you nerissa" mirrors Lisa’s mix of earnest talent and intense stan energy. They also show self-aware, slightly dramatic introspection ("lately i feel like this") that fits Lisa’s tendency to feel misunderstood yet keep caring deeply. Overall, the chaotic capslock posting matches Bart, but the emotional intensity, creativity, and parasocial attachment to idols are fundamentally Lisa-coded.

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They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is loud, socially expressive, and highly interactive, with lots of reactions to streams and community memes like “IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM THERES A BOMB EXPLODING CAR CRASH NOISES” and self-aware posts such as “when you unfollow me just imagine this is what you're unfollowing”, which clearly seek shared attention and engagement. They skew strongly toward Intuition over Sensing: their humor is full of hyperbole, metaphor, and fandom in‑jokes—e.g., “her greed sickened me the way she's constantly surrounded by women this whole music video LMFAOOOOO” and “the humble shioraven triangle dogs”—focusing on interpretations and concepts more than concrete, practical detail. Their tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: they lead with emotional reactions and affection rather than analysis, like “i'm just so gagged i love you nerissa”, “i miss mumei so bad… i low key started tearing up”, and “be kind errday”. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they present as spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible, from “I'm normal im normal im normal I'm so normal…” to casually losing and refinding their Apple Pencil (“i dropped my apple pencil before i left for class now i have to go find it again”), and their art/fandom posts often appear in bursts of inspiration rather than structured plans. Together, this blend of outward energy, imaginative meme-y thinking, emotional expressiveness, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle aligns most closely with ENFP.

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Artist & hololive enjoyer chronicling my descent into yuri brainrot. Once lost an Apple Pencil and immediately drew more Kronii when I found it.– @kpkanade

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This strong but sparkling cocktail riffs on their unhinged fangirl energy, from “IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM THERES A BOMB EXPLODING CAR CRASH NOISES” “IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM THERES A BOMB EXPLODING CAR CRASH NOISES” to “I'M HIMEJOSHING OUT CRAZY STYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “I'M HIMEJOSHING OUT CRAZY STYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Blackberry vodka brings a deep, velvety goth sweetness for their beloved nerissa, fitting lines like “my freaking chud she is everythingburger to me” “my freaking chud she is everythingburger to me”. Yuzu soda adds bright, chaotic fizz echoing their meme-posting and fortnite nights with “hi rissa im listening to your music while playing fortnite with redds hop on.....” “hi rissa im listening to your music while playing fortnite with redds hop on.....”. Lavender-honey syrup softens everything with a gentle, artsy vibe for the sentimental artist who admits “i miss nerissa” “i miss nerissa” and “i miss kronii” “i miss kronii”. Edible glitter and crushed ice mirror their maximalist, sparkly shitposter aesthetic—like yelling “BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”—while an optional chili tincture dash nods to the occasional unhinged bite in tweets such as “and if nerissa ever says chop hoe on stream do NOT blame me” “and if nerissa ever says chop hoe on stream do NOT blame me”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty and emotional attachment to oshi and friends more than anything else. They constantly express devotion to Nerissa and other talents in a warm, ride-or-die way, like saying “i'm just so gagged i love you nerissa” and joking about the whole house marrying her in “WHOLE HOUSE MARRYING NERISSA OH MY LORDDDDDDDD”. They also show steady care and missing-people energy rather than detached irony, e.g. “i miss mumei so bad i rewatched this video and i low key started tearing up”, “i miss nerissa”, and “i miss kronii”. There’s a gentle, communal vibe in posts like “hello everybody do not forget about me i know i fell off i'm barely surviving finals week please look at these as an offering”, which frames their art as something for others rather than a pure flex. While they are definitely creative and funny, the dominant throughline is steadfast affection, emotional openness, and caring about their little fandom communities—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A fitting song for @kpkanade is Obsessed by Mariah Carey, because their entire timeline radiates lovingly unhinged fixation on their oshi. They constantly center Nerissa with over-the-top devotion, saying things like “i'm just so gagged i love you nerissa” and “my freaking chud she is everythingburger to me”. The song’s playful, dramatic energy mirrors their capslock meltdowns such as “IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS IM THERES A BOMB EXPLODING CAR CRASH NOISEES” and “I'M HIMEJOSHING OUT CRAZY STYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Even when Nerissa isn’t around, they tweet things like “i miss nerissa”, embodying the clingy, can’t-get-you-out-of-my-head vibe of the song. Their bio calling them “the most normal (trust) hololive fan” and repeated references to being “MARRIED” to Nerissa in spirit make the dramatic, self-aware obsession of Obsessed a perfect thematic match.

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