Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Safety Advocate: Provides clear instructions on how to “report CSAM” and protect others from harmful content.
- Artistic Passion: Dedicated to improving their craft, even when struggling with “front facing susie” drawings.
- Socially Conscious: Confronts users over “racism” and the trivialization of ICE brutality.
- Appreciative Creator: Expresses genuine gratitude and “much love” toward their rapidly growing follower base.
- Inclusion Supporter: Advocates for queer representation and encourages others to “get more queer and woke”.
Weaknesses:
- Hyperbolic Reactivity: Threatens “murder suicide” and self-harm over the results of a Tumblr ship contest.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses hostile language, such as threatening to “slit their throat” in response to offensive comments.
- Screen Addiction: Admits to being “too twitterpilled” and struggles to stay offline despite being grounded.
- Intense Fandom Gatekeeping: Dismisses popular ships as “mass media propaganda” or AI-generated slop.
- Impulsive Posting: Regrets their own behavior, admitting to having “twote some bullllshitttt” on multiple occasions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
@krachial mirrors Lisa Simpson through their fierce dedication to social justice and their intense, often intellectualized passion for their hobbies. They are highly vocal about political and ethical issues, such as reporting harmful content and “calling them out for racism”, much like Lisa’s activism. The user expresses a strong sense of moral superiority against those they disagree with, once telling an opponent to “go groom a job application”. Furthermore, their tendency to “schizotweet over krusie” and analyze media through a queer lens reflects Lisa’s habit of becoming obsessively devoted to her specific interests and beliefs.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Krachial demonstrates Extroversion (E) through an intense, outward-facing social energy and a desire for attention, asking “what do you guys think i look like” and reacting loudly to follower counts. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract shipping theories and 'solving' fictional narratives, such as when they claim “i've solved deltarune” or engage in complex 'queer coding' discourse. They are a Feeling (F) type who prioritizes emotional authenticity and strong personal values, often “schizotweeting over krusie” or reacting with visceral anger toward perceived social injustices. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) traits through a chaotic, spontaneous posting style and a lack of filter, admitting “I JUST TWOTE SOME BULLLLSHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!” while struggling with the structure of being grounded.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Tumblr Top 5? Because I’d threaten a murder-suide just to make sure you're the #1 thing on my dashboard.
- Forget the 'Great Grounding'—if I were your mom, the only thing I'd take away for the rest of the year is your personal space.
- Are you a bowl of Top Ramen? Because I’d crack an egg into you and call it 'W eats' any day.
- You don't need to draw a front-facing Susie to see something beautiful; you could just look in the mirror (or at least your PFP).
- I may not be a Florida-born Susie kin, but I’d still travel from the South to Hometown just to be your Krusie binding buddy.
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Your new Twitter bio
Latino artist and Deltarune enthusiast. I once gained 165 followers overnight just by sharing Susie headcanons. Dedicated to safe communities and queer art.– @krachial
Your signature cocktail
The Great Grounding & Garnish
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is inspired by a 'fat butch' who balances 'Hometown' vibes with a chaotic Floridian spirit, much like how 'susie's dialogue and speech patterns make me think she's from florida'. The deep purple hue honors the #1 Krusiehead, while the egg white is a nod to how 'susie thinks cracking an egg into her top ramen is W eats'. It’s a bitter-sweet mix that hits hard, reflecting the frustration of a user who would 'threaten murder suicide over the possibility of krusie losing the ship contest'. Finally, the orange chicken rim is served as an apology for yesterday's art, intended to 'KILL suselle antis' with every sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Krachial exemplifies Gryffindor traits through their fierce, impulsive advocacy and willingness to confront others directly. They display classic house bravery and a protective 'hero' instinct when they “report (both on twitter and other places where you can report CSAM) and block the account, DO NOT SHARE THE ACCOUNT OR IMAGES WITH ANYONE.” and when they openly challenge racism by calling out someone “fantasizing about latino children being beat and killed over twitter beef.” Their temperament is highly volatile and reactive, characteristic of the Lion's fire, notably when they admit, “im too twitterpilled i gotta get off this app” or use hyperbolic threats like “i am going to kill myself tonight” over a shipping contest. Ultimately, their loud, unfiltered commitment to their beliefs and their community—even while “grounded”—marks them as a true Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
This song perfectly mirrors krachial’s chaotic, high-energy, and often rebellious online persona as a 17-year-old navigating the frustrations of adolescence and social media. The lyrics reflect a sense of being misunderstood and monitored by authority figures, which aligns with their recurring complaints about being grounded and losing phone privileges, such as when they exclaim, “NEVERMIND IM STILL GROUNDED FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE BRUHHHHHH”. krachial’s tendency toward extreme hyperbole and internet-pilled humor, seen in tweets like “i am going to kill myself tonight” over a ship contest, captures the dramatic and volatile spirit of the track. Furthermore, the song’s focus on identity and social friction matches krachial’s vocal stance on gender and race, exemplified by them identifying as a “they thems with autism” who is quick to confront others. Overall, the track’s angst and aggressive energy suit a user who describes themselves as “too twitterpilled” while constantly fighting for their favorite fictional pairings.
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