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Kent Brockman, the sensationalist news anchor, best matches Krautzone: both turn local incidents into headline-grabbing content, use media platforms to shape narratives and often privilege spectacle over nuance. Krautzone's pattern of dramatic video headlines, print promotions and triumphant scoops mirrors Brockman's tendency to dramatize news for ratings and influence.

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ESTJ fits best: the account shows Extraverted content production and leadership (frequent videos, podcasts and calls to action: '+ + + 🔥 NEUES VIDEO', 'Folgt uns auf Telegram'), Sensing preference for concrete facts and daily local snapshots ('Typischer Sonntagvormittag in der Essener Kreisliga', many city photos), Thinking orientation in blunt, critical argumentation ('Sind Ausländer krimineller? Ja, ja und ja!'), and Judging structure and campaign-minded organization (regular publishing schedule, shop and subscription drives: 'Die KRAUTZONE gibt es bundesweit im Bahnhofsbuchhandel'). These tweets demonstrate outward-facing, pragmatic, rule-and-order focused communication.

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KRAUTZONE — a provocative, heteronormative cultural magazine. We publish investigative pieces, video-podcasts and print issues that focus on migration, law & order, and national identity. Subscribe, debate, or buy an issue at the Bahnhofsbuchhandel — we make arguments, not apologies.– @KraZMagazin

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This drink balances a classic, slightly bitter backbone (rye and bitters) with smoky nostalgia, echoing Krautzone's longing for a 'past' Germany and their hard-edged tone ('decades ago ... German inner cities'). The smoked sugar and salt give it a confrontational, grown-up bite matching their combative headlines ('Sind Ausländer krimineller? Ja, ja und ja!'), while the orange twist nods to the theatrical flair they bring to promotions and video hooks.

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Slytherin fits because the account pursues ambition, strategy and influence rather than idealistic outreach. The profile pushes tactical narratives ('Remigration', 'Wir können nicht aufhören zu gewinnen') and weaponizes data and imagery ('Sind Ausländer krimineller? Ja, ja und ja!') to gain followers and shape politics. Its repeated cultivation of metapolitical 'wins' and practical campaigning — videos, shop, Telegram — shows a focus on power and results over moral platitudes, which aligns with Slytherin's pragmatic, goal-driven nature.

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Don Henley's 'Dirty Laundry' critiques how media feed on scandal and outrage for ratings, which mirrors Krautzone's style of packaging provocative headlines, visual 'evidence' and triumphant calls to action ('NEUES VIDEO', 'Wir können nicht aufhören zu gewinnen') — a song about sensationalist media fits the account's modus operandi.

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