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Bart is a rebellious, trouble‑making teen who constantly pushes back against authority, just like the user’s frequent rants at game developers and support ("I am once again asking @X / @Support to fix this fucking shit. I have reached out like 20+ times … TURN OFF THIS AUTOMATED DM FROM ME!!"). Bart’s chaotic, meme‑filled humor is reflected in the user’s random, meme‑heavy posts ("Skibidi Rizz Mewmaxxing Girlpilled Sigma Brainrot Goon Fantasy 14 …" and "goober."). Both share a tendency toward self‑deprecation and dramatic expressions of frustration ("I feel like I'm dying🪦" and "what depression does to a mf"). The user’s line "who needs friends when you can just play with yourself…" mirrors Bart’s feeling of isolation and escapism through video games. Finally, impulsive, risky behavior like "i burnt my mouth on a pizza roll… i might be stupid 😭" and joking about borrowing a gun after losing $20k in skins shows Bart’s reckless side.

Your MBTI personality Type
Communication style: The user often shares internal feelings and self‑reflection, e.g., 'what depression does to a mf' and 'I am desperate in a nightmare 💜', suggesting introversion (I). Processing style: They favor abstract, metaphorical language such as 'fragmentation of one's memories' and 'my, my, those eyes like fire… you're a funeral pyre', indicating intuition (N). Decision‑making: Their statements are driven by personal values, for example 'even on the darkest days, the world's colors never seem to fade because you are the light that makes them shine the brightest', showing a feeling (F) preference. Lifestyle: Their posts reveal spontaneity and a flexible attitude, like 'could I have edited this better, yea... but i am lazy and cba 😆', pointing to perceiving (P).

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Gaming strategist & CS2 content creator. Survived a $20k skin loss & a 4090 PC heatwave. Partner @TastyFruitSnax_. DM for collabs.– @kriowo

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This cocktail captures Kriowo's blend of neon-city vibes and late-night gaming grind. The purple hue from lavender syrup nods to the "Purple Neo Tokyo Cat" bio and the tweet "my, my, those eyes like fire🩶 i'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre🖤". Cold brew coffee mirrors the frantic energy of "im gonna be sick... i wake up to the cs update and lost over $20k in value on my skins... anyone have a gun i can borrow for a second, you will get it right back... trust me" and the constant "god i love rage baiting group irons on osrs, like hush up blue helm". Yuzu sake adds a Japanese twist for the "Neo Tokyo" aesthetic, while sparkling tonic gives the neon fizz that reflects the tweet "feel like i'm dying🪦" and the bittersweet mood of "what depression does to a mf". Together the drink is both sweet and bitter, like the mix of humor and raw honesty in Kriowo's timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently emphasizes personal gain, resourcefulness, and a drive to succeed, which are classic Slytherin traits. They brag about losing and trying to recover large sums of money, e.g., "im gonna be sick... i wake up to the cs update and lost over $20k in value on my skins... anyone have a gun i can borrow for a second, you will get it back" and "I am not one to post about gambling but if you are wondering who cleaned PackDraw, it was me... trying to hit the $35k boat". They also hunt for shortcuts, as seen in "insane new method to get a free ak (gone silly)" and "I love rage baiting group irons on osrs". Their self‑promotion as a "Channel Manager for @WatchGamesTV" and persistent pleas to support staff show ambition and a willingness to use any means to achieve their goals. These patterns of ambition, cunning, and a focus on personal advancement align best with Slytherin.

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The user’s frequent expressions of depression, feeling unheard, and emotional numbness align with the theme of Linkin Park’s “Numb.” For example, they tweet “what depression does to a mf” and “i feel like i'm dying🪦,” showing a deep sense of hopelessness. Their frustration with support services, as seen in “I am once again asking @X / @Support to fix this fucking shit,” mirrors the song’s lyric “All I want to do is be something else.” The recurring motif of crying and a “cry” reference in their bio, along with the repeated mention of “purple” and “Neo Tokyo,” adds a melancholic, neon‑lit atmosphere that fits the song’s moody, introspective vibe. Additionally, “Numb” is a staple in gaming communities, resonating with their heavy gaming focus on CS2, OSRS, and other titles. Overall, the song captures their blend of emotional pain, frustration, and the gaming‑culture aesthetic.

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