Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally self-aware: Openly acknowledges feeling bad or devastated, e.g. “passei o dia tentando fugir da minha devastação, mas a noite sempre chega pra cobrar.” and “nao to mt legal”.
- Socially observant: Notices patterns in people and society, like narcissistic parents in “incrível como toda mãe narcisista é igual” and class/justice issues in “agora vocês tem pena de bandido ou só é vagabundo quando é pobre?”.
- Reflective thinker: Shows deeper reflection about identity and narrative in “signos dançam, rotina cansa... desligado à noção de identidade” and about intellectual spaces in “nunca vi tantos comentários ignorantes numa página teoricamente intelectualizada”.
- Critical mindset: Critically questions influencers and structures, e.g. “maluco conviveu 7 dias com um bilionário... quer meter falso moralismo” and media/industry strategies in “ubisoft... se misturando com discussão racial que tá em alta”.
- Dedicated student: Shows commitment to studying despite stress, e.g. ENEM focus in “vou tentar gabaritar matematica do enem hj”, waking early to study in “levanto 5 da manhã pra ir estudar”, and using Twitter ignorance as motivation in “me motivou a estudar mais”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh communication: Frequently resorts to aggressive language like “eu não aguento mais essa lata de lixo vai se fuder”, “eu odeio todos vocês vão tomar no cu”, and “eu quero e que todo mundo va se fuder fodase”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses strong hopelessness and misanthropy, e.g. calling Twitter a “hospicio do caralho” in this tweet and feeling unable to belong anywhere in “eu real n consigo me identificar com ngm... nao consigo me reconhecer num grupo”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings sharply between humor and intense frustration, like celebrating a shiny Pokémon in “achei um shiny achei um shiny” vs. “coringuei... tô tão cansado” in this tweet.
- Online overexposure: Admits posting more when feeling bad, e.g. “quando eu começo a postar qualquer besteira... pode ter certeza que to me sentindo horrivel”, while also feeling harmed by the platform in “meu deus que site horrível”.
- Trust difficulties: Shows difficulty with connection and feeling loved, e.g. “ngm me ama pprt” and distancing from groups/roles in “nunca nesse mundo que aconteceria tanta bosta com um secundário” and “nao consigo me reconhecer num grupo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user mixes sharp social critique with emotional vulnerability in a very Lisa-like way. They show strong opinions about politics, justice, and ignorance, like criticizing moral hypocrisy and reactionary takes in tweets such as “meu mano nao sabe diferenciar conflito territorial indígena e colônia de exploração” and “a associação brasileira de letras publicou... eu nunca vi tantos comentários ignorantes numa página teoricamente intelectualizada na vida”. Like Lisa, they’re studious and see learning as a way out, shown in “vou tentar gabaritar matematica do enem hj, daqui umas horinhas dou retorno” and “obrigado twitter... me motivou a estudar mais”. There’s also a sense of isolation and not fitting in, very Lisa-coded, in “eu real n consigo me identificar com ngm nao consigo ter idolos nao consigo me reconhecer num grupo nao consigo”. At the same time, their sarcasm, frustration with online stupidity, and flashes of idealism mirror Lisa’s mix of cynicism and hope, as in “a humanidade precisa de mais pessoas humanas” and “o twitter e horrivel desse jeito pq tudo de ruim dentro das pessoas acaba saindo pelo teclado delas”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they frequently describe exhaustion with people and the platform, like “o twitter e horrivel desse jeito pq tudo de ruim dentro das pessoas acaba saindo pelo teclado delas… eu quero e que todo mundo va se fuder” and a sense of isolation and not fitting in, as in “eu real n consigo me identificar com ngm nao consigo ter idolos nao consigo me reconhecer num grupo nao consigo”. Their intuition (N) shows in abstract, reflective posts and thematic commentary, like the poetic, stream‑of‑consciousness line “signos dançam, rotina cansa retorno do caos… desligado à noção de identidade desintegração da persistência da memória” and meta-critique of ideology in “encontrou o politicamente correto, toda piada agora afirma a ideologia e o identitarismo acolhe milhares de pessoas incapazes de criticarem”. They lean thinking (T) over feeling in how they argue: very blunt, analytical moral criticism rather than soft empathy, as in “acho sim acho que todo mundo que faz isso devia procurar ajuda psiquiátrica por ser um perigo considerável a humanidade sua filha da puta” and the detailed attack on hypocrisy in “maluco conviveu 7 dias com um bilionário e na outra semana quer meter falso moralismo…”. Their lifestyle and tone suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they talk about studying and ENEM but in an unstructured, fluctuating way (“vou tentar gabaritar matematica do enem hj, daqui umas horinhas dou retorno”) and often describe being overwhelmed, spontaneous, or directionless, like “quando eu começo a postar qualquer besteira no story do instagram pode ter certeza que to me sentindo horrivel”. Combining these, the best fit is INTP: intellectually critical, detached, highly analytical about society and discourse, but personally disillusioned and somewhat chaotic in day‑to‑day life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you want someone who’ll play Pokémon with you for 20 hours a day… I can’t promise 20, but I can promise we’ll at least find a shiny relationship together. 👀
- You complained that even ancient Greece probably had a better water system than Recife — lucky for you, I’m great at handling emotional floods. Want to test the drainage over a coffee?
- You said you can’t identify with any group and don’t have idols; perfect, I’m not a group, I’m just one guy very willing to be your oddly specific exception.
- Every time you tweet about ENEM and studying, I imagine an essay theme: ‘Humanity needs more human people.’ My thesis? Step 1: take you out. Step 2: prove my hypothesis right.
- You called yourself the protagonist of your own story because too much nonsense happens to you; plot twist: this is the season where the chaotic Twitter main character meets the love interest in their DMs.
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Recife. ENEM warrior, Pokémon shiny hunter & professional Twitter ranter. Once blamed Greek plumbing for Recife’s floods—and still might be right.– @krissharkk
Your signature cocktail
Mangue Coringa Highball
This drink is built on cachaça infused with burnt sugar and coffee to mirror their intense, slightly bitter, overcaffeinated rants about the site being a "lata de lixo" and how "o twitter e horrivel desse jeito" while still loving the chaos (“eu não aguento mais essa lata de lixo vai se fuder”, “o twitter e horrivel desse jeito pq tudo de ruim dentro das pessoas acaba saindo pelo teclado delas”). Cashew juice with a pinch of sea salt adds a Recife-tinted, Northeast soul and some softness, hinting at the lonely, vulnerable tweets like “eu real n consigo me identificar com ngm” and “ngm me ama pprt”. A measure of dry vermouth with bitters represents their sharp, critical side when they dissect moralism, política and cultura pop, as in “maluco conviveu 7 dias com um bilionário e na outra semana quer meter falso moralismo” and “obrigado twitter, sua população de usuários ignorantes o suficiente pra me trazer temor pelo futuro me motivou a estudar mais”. The red energy drink splash captures the coringado, sleepless gamer/ENEM grinder vibe of “coringuei puta merda eu tô tão cansado”, “vou tentar gabaritar matematica do enem hj” and the shiny-hunting hype of “achei um shiny achei um shiny”. Finally, the lime peel flame on top is the little dramatic, poetic spark of someone que se sente protagonista, like in “eu definitivamente sou protagonista da minha própria história porque nunca nesse mundo que aconteceria tanta bosta com um secundário” and their pseudo-surreal line “signos dançam, rotina cansa retorno do caos...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Chris shows a constant concern with knowledge, critical thinking, and intellectual debates that points strongly to Ravenclaw. They explicitly talk about studying for exams like ENEM and using the stupidity they see online as motivation to learn more, e.g. “vou tentar gabaritar matematica do enem hj, daqui umas horinhas dou retorno” and “obrigado twitter, sua população de usuários ignorantes o suficiente pra me trazer temor pelo futuro me motivou a estudar mais”. They also engage with theory and intellectual discourse, as in “você nunca leu foucault” and their critique of people commenting on the Academia Brasileira de Letras post: “eu nunca vi tantos comentários ignorantes numa página teoricamente intelectualizada na vida”. Their tweets mix irony and analysis about ideology and media, such as “saquei desde sempre a jogada do meu mano santinelli encontrou o politicamente correto, toda piada agora afirma a ideologia e o identitarismo acolhe milhares de pessoas incapazes de criticarem”, which suggests a reflective, analytical mindset. While there is some Gryffindor-esque moral outrage and Slytherin self-preservation (like fearing exposure on Twitter in “medo de passar dos 700 seguidores um dia e virar alvo de gente filha da puta do nada”), the clearest through-line is a love of learning, critique, and intellectual engagement characteristic of Ravenclaw.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, disillusioned but deeply self-aware tone runs through their timeline, which fits the rebellious energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They often vent about how awful Twitter and people can be, like in “o twitter e horrivel desse jeito pq tudo de ruim dentro das pessoas acaba saindo pelo teclado delas e gera esse hospicio do caralho” and “eu não aguento mais essa lata de lixo vai se fuder”, echoing the song’s disgust with shallow culture. At the same time, they show teenage/young-adult angst and isolation, saying “eu real n consigo me identificar com ngm nao consigo ter idolos nao consigo me reconhecer num grupo nao consigo” and “passei o dia tentando fugir da minha devastação, mas a noite sempre chega pra cobrar.”. Their mix of irony and exhaustion, like “coringuei puta merda eu tô tão cansado”, matches the song’s blend of apathy and intensity. Even their bio, “só pedrada só mitada pow pow pow tome tome tome”, has the same explosive, noisy vibe as the track’s distorted guitars and shouted chorus.
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