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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s a passionate, extremely online nerd about her interests, just like this user is with ships and fandoms such as #evermarch, #sparkcest, and #robinabi, e.g. “day 32 of #evermarch posting” and “you're not immune to the #sparkcest propaganda #sparkle #sparxie”. Lisa often goes on intense, slightly dramatic rants about things that matter to her, which matches tweets like “every time someone calls sparkle a racist a bird loses its wings I'm so so so tired of it can the people just stop it's not funny and never was”. The user mixes self-aware complaining with real frustration about systems and platforms, similar to Lisa’s rants about unfairness, as in “why can we no longer listen to our spotify playlists in peace it keeps inserting random 'recommended' songs and that really sucks 💔💔💔💢” and “what's the point of this button if everything inside is premium exclusive and there's already a premium button in the settings”. At the same time, Lisa is still a teenager who’s melodramatic and openly emotional about school and life, which aligns with posts like “having a trial fire evacuation thingie in uni rn and we're all 1,000,000% going up in flames if it happens for real” and “I'm a grown ass woman now 💔💔💔💔☹️💔💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️💔”. The blend of obsessive fandom love, dramatic humor, and genuine sensitivity is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about being more active on a private account and wanting it unlocked to “doompost” about their life, e.g. “can elon hurry up and unlock my priv already i wanna doompost about my stupid baka life”, and most tweets are about niche fandoms and art rather than large social scenes. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they constantly play with concepts, ships, and what‑ifs instead of concrete daily details, like “what happens to doctors once you eat an apple” and repeated framing of things as “coded” for certain ships such as “this is so evermarch coded”. They are strongly Feeling (F): emotions and personal attachments dominate their feed, from intense fandom-caretaking in “can everyone please go check out this absolute masterpiece of a fic and support the author I need more chapters so bad” to dramatic reactions like “every time i see these 3 evermarch artists in my notifs i freak out… and roll around on the floor”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they repeatedly post in a daily series but also admit to almost forgetting due to being caught up elsewhere, as in “i almost forgot to post today because I've been way more active on my priv oops”, and their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, rants about games/Spotify, and playful shipposting rather than structured plans. Altogether, an imaginative, emotional, fandom-driven, slightly chaotic online presence fits INFP best.

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18 • art, ships & too many gacha opinions • once failed a fire drill in 35 minutes, now professionally late to everything– @krissykisser

Your signature cocktail
The Evermarch Sparkcest Fizz is a chaotic-sweet, lightly dangerous cocktail for the girl who tweets “I'm a grown ass woman now 💔💔💔💔☹️💔💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️💔” and then immediately goes back to drawing blorbos. Lychee soju keeps it soft but sneakily strong, like the deceptively cute energy behind all those #evermarch posts such as “day 32 of #evermarch posting”. Blue curaçao mirrors the hyper, fandom-coded blue timelines of “MARCHWrch MARCH MARCH MEACH MARCH”, while rose lemonade is for the unabashed romantic who declares “I LOVE MY GFIE” and has a whole shipyard of tags like #robinabi and #evermarch. Yuzu bitters add that sharp, ranty edge from tweets like “people tweeting things like 'omg this game wants me back' NO !!! this game wants me GONE !!!!!!”, keeping it from being too saccharine. Finally, edible glitter represents the relentless sparkle propaganda of “you're not immune to the #sparkcest propaganda #sparkle #sparxie” and the overall vibe of an art girl who lives in capslock ships and dramatic keysmashes.

Your Hogwarts House
Lily shows a strong, consistent loyalty to her favorite ships and fandoms, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Her dedication to #evermarch is extreme and long-term, as seen in posts like “day 42 of #evermarch posting WE'RE SO BACK” and the whole daily-posting streak such as “day 22 of #evermarch posting”, reflecting patience and steadfastness rather than a fleeting, flashy interest. She’s also very supportive of other creators, e.g. “can everyone please go check out this absolute masterpiece of a fic and support the author I need more chapters so bad”, which highlights a desire to uplift others rather than seek personal spotlight. Her affection for her girlfriend in “I LOVE MY GFIE #NewProfilePic” and crediting her in “shout out to my lovely gfie for the idea” shows emotional loyalty and appreciation. While she has a sharp, joking side, her overall online persona centers around dedication, warmth toward friends/creators, and sticking with her interests through thick and thin—hallmarks of a Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that suits them best is "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry. Even though they call themself a "grown ass woman" in “I'm a grown ass woman now 💔💔💔💔☹️💔💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️💔”, their timeline is full of playful, dramatic, and romantic energy that still feels very teenage-coded in the best way. They gush about their girlfriend in “I LOVE MY GFIE #NewProfilePic” and “shout out to my lovely gfie for the idea #yaoxuan #fuxuan #yaoguang”, mirroring the song’s intense, head‑over‑heels romance. Their fandom obsession and constant ship posting, like “day 42 of #evermarch posting WE'RE SO BACK” and “you're not immune to the #sparkcest propaganda #sparkle #sparxie”, capture the same hyper, all‑consuming feelings the song celebrates. The mix of melodramatic complaints about games and life, such as “people tweeting things like 'omg this game wants me back' NO !!! this game wants me GONE !!!!!!”, with sincere affection and excitement, aligns well with the youthful, emotional, and romantic tone of Teenage Dream.

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