Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Darkly-humorous: Uses sharp, morbid humor to process politics and life, like joking about executions and public figures in tweets such as “Jay Jones has ordered all ICE agents in Virginia to be publicly executed just hours after being sworn in” and “i dont think i care about which way Jeffrey Epstein died as long as it was as painful as possible”.
- Affectionate-partner: Expresses open love and care for their girlfriend, celebrating her birthday and inside jokes in tweets like “it is my girlfriend's birthday everyone say happy birthday @parxhow neow”, [“girlfriends birthday is almost over :”, and “cmere you filthy parxie @parxhow”.
- Resilient-survivor: Talks candidly about severe family trauma and feeling liberated after an abuser faces consequences, as in “Hi the woman who quite literally ruined my life is probably going to prison for the rest of her life” and reflecting on winning in the end in “ive never felt this liberated before in my life… at the end of the story we won and she fucking lost forever”.
- Curious-nerd: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge for niche interests like Daredevil, comics, and music, explaining lore to others in “explaining Daredevil villain lore to my girlfriend #rizz” and discussing new runs like “reading Zatanna (2025) finally the art is fucking insane dude”.
- Medically-analytical: Applies medical knowledge and curiosity in everyday commentary, describing their lab/sterile processing work in “im like a hitman but for germs and viruses and pathogens and such” and speculating clinically about someone’s health in “i do genuinely wonder what his vitamin B12 levels are… it also looks like his platelets and iron are messed up”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Frequently uses violent or extreme language about people and politics, like “they're killing him tomorrow #Hallelujah” and “i hope dexter morgan gets dragged through the streets”, which can come off as harsh or hostile.
- Self-destructive-partying: Describes heavy drinking and risky combinations in a joking way, such as “4 margaritas 3 jägerbombs 2 kamikazes 1 preroll blunt try my recipe” and “dont do kamikazee shots i just took 15 minutes to eat a corndog”, suggesting potential overindulgence.
- Harsh-insulting: Often resorts to insults when reacting to others, like calling someone “30 years old by the way” with a mocking tone in “30 years old by the way” and bluntly saying “looks like shit dumbass”.
- Provocative-edginess: Leans into edgy or shocking content (e.g., prion disease, executions, Epstein, sexual jokes) for humor and impact, as in “Dallon Weekes told Brendon Urie to hang himself in one of iDKHOW's most popular songs” and “jerma gets naked and watches porn”, which can alienate more sensitive readers.
- Stress-overload: Juggles significant school, work, and family chaos and expresses being overwhelmed, reflected in “math final time we're all gonna die”, “on my final exam for the first part of my associates before i transfer to a irl college”, and the chaotic life summary in “got accused of MURDER by my aunt… my coworker got arrested… and i got girlfriended up”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded person: politically outspoken, scientifically curious, and emotionally intense. They mix serious left-leaning politics and criticism of state violence, like joking that a governor “has ordered all ICE agents in Virginia to be publicly executed” in “Jay Jones has ordered all ICE agents in Virginia to be publicly executed just hours after being sworn in” and mocking blind faith in government with “guy who knows absolutely fucking nothing about anything: The government wouldn't do that thats illegal”, which fits Lisa’s skeptical activism. Their fascination with medicine and pathology, such as “my mom who has handled prion diseases before is so convinced Mr. Williams has Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease” and joking they’re “like a hitman but for germs and viruses and pathogens and such” in “im like a hitman but for germs and viruses and pathogens and such”, mirrors Lisa’s nerdy scientific side. They’re also deeply into arts and niche media—Chevelle, Bowie, comics, Dexter, Daredevil—which aligns with Lisa’s intense attachments to culture, as in “reading Zatanna (2025) finally the art is fucking insane dude” and “happy birthday David Bowie one of the people who taught me its okay be to Strange at young age”. Finally, their candid posts about trauma and hard family dynamics—like “the woman who quite literally ruined my life is probably going to prison for the rest of her life”—paired with earnest affection for their girlfriend and friends show the same mix of vulnerability, resilience, and moral intensity that defines Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others directly, e.g. asking people to say happy birthday to their girlfriend in “it is my girlfriend's birthday everyone say happy birthday @parxhow neow”, inviting new mutuals in “hiiii i made a new public account (yes again) bc i want more comic book friends ... its @ziminyekills moot me up”, and narrating party behavior in “3 drinks deep and its not even 5 pm yet you all WILL be hearing from me tn”. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they love patterns, media analysis, and big-picture jokes, like comparing a leaked trailer to a conspiracy in “the Daredevil: Born Again s2 trailer being shown in that one Brazilian con but no one recording it is like that conspiracy theory of that mall in Florida…” and spinning a random visit into a surreal story in “some guy pulled up to my house talking about chronic wasting disease then asked me if i wanted to buy seafood or steak or pork from inside his truck”. They seem more Feeling (F) than T: they center relationships and values, celebrating Bowie as formative in “happy birthday David Bowie one of the people who taught me its okay be to Strange at young age”, getting openly sappy about personal liberation in “its such a surreal feeling ive never felt this liberated before in my life…”, and narrating intense family/trauma dynamics in “guys sorry to get sappy on here but Hi the woman who quite literally ruined my life is probably going to prison for the rest of her life”. Their timeline shows strong Perceiving (P) energy: they lean into spontaneity and chaos—drinking and tweeting on the fly in “dont do kamikazee shots i just took 15 minutes to eat a corndog”, rapidly shifting topics from comics to work drama to politics (e.g. “my (now ex) co worker throwing a surgical mallet at our boss and trying to stab our coworker…”), and embracing last‑minute changes like being called into work on a holiday in “got called into work.”. Taken together—their sociable, expressive posting style, metaphor-heavy jokes, strong value statements, and flexible, chaotic life narration—fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I promise not to auto-translate you, will you keep my timeline multilingual and chaotic, like that 01/14 tweet—but in the love language of ‘me taking you to the comic shop and carrying your haul’?
- You accusing Dexter Morgan of needing to be dragged through the streets on 01/15 is wild, because I’m over here hoping to be dragged through your Daredevil villain lore like your girlfriend in that 01/05 tweet.
- You: ‘I’m like a hitman but for germs and viruses’ (12/26). Me: an absolute biohazard. Solution: we go out, you ‘take care’ of me, then we celebrate your successful mission with seven fishes at some Italian family’s house like you wanted on 12/29.
- On 01/03 you said the woman who ruined your life is probably going to prison and you’ve never felt so liberated—so… what if the next plot twist is a soft, boring arc where you’re safe, loved, and the biggest drama is which Bowie or Chevelle song we slow-dance to in your kitchen?
- You got girlfriended up after kamikaze shots, mallet assaults, and a whole murder accusation arc (12/31–01/03). Statistically speaking, if we go out for 4 margaritas, 3 Jägerbombs, 2 kamikazes, and 1 preroll (01/01), my odds of becoming your problematic little comic-book side quest are actually incredible.
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Sterile processing gremlin, future lab tech. Comics, Daredevil, Dexter, Bowie, folk punk, prions. Once got accused of murder & still made it to my math final.– @kritterjitter
Your signature cocktail
The Chronic Wasting Disease (of Rizz)
Silver tequila for going a little too hard on New Year’s and kamikaze shots, echoing their chaos energy in “4 margaritas 3 jägerbombs 2 kamikazes 1 preroll blunt try my recipe” and “dont do kamikazee shots i just took 15 minutes to eat a corndog”. Blood orange liqueur gives a dramatic, slightly dark sweetness for the comic-book-and-Daredevil brainrot of “can my daredevil mutuals listen to super american his name is Matthew Cox” and “matt cox the devil of buffalo new york”. Sour cherry juice adds tart emo-heart feelings for missing bands and singers in “i miss Chevelle sigh that was such a good concert” and “i miss Pat the Bunny”. Grapefruit soda keeps it punchy and effervescent like their timeline hopping from politics to memes in “guy who knows absolutely fucking nothing about anything: The government wouldn't do that thats illegal” and “he knows his supporters are stupid enough that he can just blatantly lie”. The smoked sea salt rim nods to their hospital and lab grind as a self-described germ hitman in “im like a hitman but for germs and viruses and pathogens and such” and the weird guy at their door in “some guy pulled up to my house talking about chronic wasting disease then asked me if i wanted to buy seafood or steak or pork from inside his truck”. Strong, sour-sweet, and a little unhinged, it’s the drink you order right before explaining Daredevil villain lore to your girlfriend like in “explaining Daredevil villain lore to my girlfriend #rizz”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong streak of confrontational bravery and moral outrage that aligns closely with Gryffindor. For instance, they openly fantasize about violent consequences for people or institutions they see as harmful, like wanting a character “dragged through the streets” in Dexter and celebrating that someone is getting executed with “they're killing him tomorrow #Hallelujah”, which reflects an impulsive, retributive sense of justice typical of Gryffindor firebrands. Their political and social comments are blunt and fearless; they mock naivete about government wrongdoing with “guy who knows absolutely fucking nothing about anything: The government wouldn't do that thats illegal” and cheer on accountability when their abusive aunt faces prison with “the woman who quite literally ruined my life is probably going to prison for the rest of her life”. They are also fiercely protective and loyal in a loud, public way, celebrating their girlfriend with “it is my girlfriend's birthday everyone say happy birthday @parxhow neow” and jokingly "canceling" a friend for wronging them with “cancel @blackholefriend they just broke into my home and took everything and beat me in battleship then spit on me and stole Pipsqueak”. Even in their work and education, they frame themselves as a kind of daring front-line fighter against disease—“im like a hitman but for germs and viruses and pathogens and such”—which reflects a heroic self-concept rather than quiet diligence. While they are witty and clearly intelligent, the dominant traits are boldness, volatility, and a willingness to stand loudly for their feelings and beliefs, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A chaotic, hyper-online sense of humor with underlying emotional intensity fits Mr. Brightside’s frantic, spiraling energy. They tweet about wild life swings like being accused of murder, family upheaval, workplace violence, and suddenly getting a girlfriend in one go: “got accused of MURDER by my aunt, my dad is moving to the philippines… and i got girlfriended up you know we get there eventually”, which mirrors the song’s feeling of too many emotions at once. Their posts often mix dark topics with levity, like “i dont think i care about which way Jeffrey Epstein died as long as it was as painful as possible” and “Jay Jones has ordered all ICE agents in Virginia to be publicly executed just hours after being sworn in”, echoing the song’s blend of drama and wry self-awareness. Despite everything, there’s an oddly upbeat, defiant survivalism in their tone, seen when they celebrate liberation from an abusive figure: “its such a surreal feeling ive never felt this liberated before in my life… at the end of the story we won and she fucking lost forever”. The song’s anxious, relentless momentum matches their timeline: constantly posting about exams, medical work, comic lore, and intense TV plots like “theres so much going on in Dexter s8 im overwhelmed”. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures their blend of drama, dark humor, and stubborn resilience in the face of chaos.
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