Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Calls out harmful behavior and asks others to report racist accounts instead of just replying: “So denunciem essa porra n adianta ficar em comentário n q isso aq é conta feita pra racismo e irritar artistas”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own habits and flaws with humor, like ignoring notifications out of laziness: “Eu ignoro totalmente minha caixa de notificação fico rolando a tml por horas e so depois vejo 21+ e nem respondo a maioria por pura preguiça”.
- Empathetic: Shows emotional openness about crying at a Pascal backstory episode and caring about fictional characters: “Os cria nao pode saber que eu me acabei de chorar no episódio da historia do pascal da serie da rapunzel”.
- Critical-thinking: Warns others about common scams, explaining how to spot them and urging people not to repost: “gente tweet assim é tudo GOLPE… so olhar as respostas ocultas”.
- Curious: Asks genuine questions about identity and labels instead of assuming, e.g. about genderfluid people and lesbian identity: “Pergunta genuína pq eu vejo isso com muita frequência e eu só fico meio 'como você é lesbica se você é alguem parcialmente homem'”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and slurs like “retardada” and strong swearing toward groups and individuals: “Kpopper parece um bando de garota competindo pra ver quem é mais retardada”.
- Aggressive-tone: Expresses anger in intense ways, like saying they “hate stupid people” and reacting explosively to stress: “fazia tempo que eu n me estressava assim pqp eu odeio gente burra”.
- Public-shaming: Often quote-tweets others to mock or drag them rather than engaging privately or calmly, e.g. calling someone “puta de discord” and listing their behavior: “lembrando que essa puta de discord aq chama os outros de estuprado e é transfóbica”.
- Negativity-prone: Timeline has many posts centered on annoyance or disgust (fandoms, religion, influencers, politics), like “como eu odeio fã de stranger things meu deus”.
- Conflict-escalation: Responses to disagreements tend to escalate rather than de-escalate, using extreme comparisons and hostility, such as calling someone “hitler dessa geração” in a debate: “sydney é o hitler dessa geração so se for”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as sharp, analytical, and morally opinionated in a very Lisa-like way, constantly questioning religion and hypocrisy, for example when they say they “genuinamente nao entendo cristão” while quoting a take on Hitler’s salvation “>matou 6 milhoes de judeus >ah, de boa se ele se arrepende ele vai pro céu genuinamente nao entendo cristão”. Like Lisa, they’re politically and socially aware, criticizing bolsonaristas and the Christian right (“Me chocava ver que a maioria dos bolsonaristas são cristãos e IDOLATRAM MESMO esse cara como se ele fosse Jesus, mas o que se esperar de crente”) and calling out online bigotry and scams (“So denunciem essa porra n adianta ficar em comentário n q isso aq é conta feita pra racismo e irritar artistas”, “gente tweet assim é tudo GOLPE”). They also show a nerdy, fandom-heavy side—obsessing over Spy x Family and Demetrius Desmond (“27 de dezembro de 2025 e DEMETRIUS DESMOND só apareceu UMA UNICA VEZ…”) and over-analyzing labels and LGBTQIA+ identities (“Alguém genero fluído… pode ser lesbica?”)—which fits Lisa’s bookish, hyper-focused energy. Emotionally, they are intense and self-aware, joking about crying at a Pascal backstory episode in a Rapunzel series while trying to keep up a tough persona (“Os cria nao pode saber que eu me acabei de chorar no episódio da historia do pascal da serie da rapunzel”), very much like Lisa’s mix of vulnerability and pride. Their combination of social conscience, intellectual curiosity, and occasional exasperated ranting aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly interactive, constantly reacting to the timeline, calling out others, and openly sharing moods and daily life, e.g. talking about crying at a Rapunzel episode in “Os cria nao pode saber que eu me acabei de chorar no episódio da historia do pascal da serie da rapunzel” and joking about social media dynamics in “Toda vez que eu entro no perfil daquela moot ela ta com menos seguidor to passando mal”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they repeatedly jump from specific events to broader concepts and patterns, like using a Hitler/heaven discussion to question Christian doctrine in “>matou 6 milhoes de judeus >ah, de boa se ele se arrepende ele vai pro céu genuinamente nao entendo cristão” and debating labels and identity in “Alguém genero fluído [...] pode ser lesbica?”. They appear more Thinking than Feeling in decision style: they criticize inconsistencies and bad reasoning bluntly, often with harsh wording, like “fazia tempo que eu n me estressava assim pqp eu odeio gente burra” and “Kpopper parece um bando de garota competindo pra ver quem é mais retardada”, even though they clearly have strong values about justice and anti-prejudice. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life and online behavior look spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured, from late-night impulses like “meu baralho pegando poeira e lembro que tenho coisas a perguntar as 4 da manha” to admitting they ignore notifications in “Eu ignoro totalmente minha caixa de notificação fico rolando a tml por horas e so depois vejo 21+ e nem respondo a maioria por pura preguiça”. The combination of combative debate, playful exaggeration, constant quote-tweet commentary, and interest in abstract social/identity questions fits best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your tarot deck is collecting dust at 4 a.m., you could just pull a card to see if we’re endgame—or we can skip the divination and you can come read my future on call.
- You cried at Pascal’s backstory in the Rapunzel series, you kin Bachira, and you’re obsessed with Demetrius Desmond… clearly you have elite taste in chaotic men, so when exactly are you adding me to that roster?
- You said liking women and non-binary people is so much better than liking men—challenge accepted: let me be the statistical outlier that makes you rewrite that tweet.
- You survived three creepers in your Minecraft house, a suicidal pet pig, and four attempts at watching Percy Jackson; statistically, the next impossible mission you complete should be falling in love with me.
- For someone who drags k-poppers, Stranger Things fans, bolsonaristas and tigrinho scammers, you’re surprisingly soft about your moots and non-binary angels—so here’s my proposal: I’ll be the one person on your TL you never have to subtweet.
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Your new Twitter bio
Demetrio | Gacha luck ruined, still woke in 2026 | Cries at Pascal’s backstory, yells at fascists for fun | Probably ignoring my notifications– @krlhdc
Your signature cocktail
Demetrius Desmond’s Woke Potion 6813071
This cocktail is loud, chaotic and opinionated, just like them yelling about fandoms and politics, powered by a spicy cachaça shot for the times they go off at people, like in “fazia tempo que eu n me estressava assim pqp eu odeio gente burra”. Sour passion fruit juice channels both their drama and tenderness, from crying at Pascal’s backstory in Rapunzel in “Os cria nao pode saber que eu me acabei de chorar no episódio da historia do pascal da serie da rapunzel” to moaning about ship wars in “vendo que a coisa ta tao ruim quando eu tenho que concordar com os mileven shipper e começar a pegar ranço de byler shipper”. The pink grapefruit soda is sharp, bright and a little camp, matching tweets like “2026 será o ano woke tenho que ser woke” and their queer crush commentary in “Gostar de mulher e nao binario é tão melhor e tao mais facil do que gostar de homem só arrependimento nessa praga”. An activated charcoal salt rim adds a dark, bitter edge for their morbid, hitler-in-heaven humor and religious rants such as “>matou 6 milhoes de judeus >ah, de boa se ele se arrepende ele vai pro céu genuinamente nao entendo cristão”. Finally, a glittery blue curaçao drizzle is there purely because they’re terminally online, dramatic and sparkly in the timeline, from their Spy x Family obsession in “27 de dezembro de 2025 e DEMETRIUS DESMOND só apareceu UMA UNICA VEZ…” to their self-declared main-character energy in “FELIZ 2026 PORRA O MELHOR ANO DE TODOS CARALHO VAMO”. This drink is strong, sour-sweet and experimental—exactly the kind of chaotic potion you’d sip while tweeting ‘perigo do caralho’ at 3 AM.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong pattern of confrontational moral courage and willingness to publicly call things out, which aligns closely with Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly denounce harmful behavior and bigotry head‑on, like when they urge others to report a racist troll account instead of just commenting: “So denunciem essa porra n adianta ficar em comentário n q isso aq é conta feita pra racismo e irritar artistas”, and when they express genuine incomprehension and anger at Christians excusing Hitler: “>matou 6 milhoes de judeus >ah, de boa se ele se arrepende ele vai pro céu genuinamente nao entendo cristão”. They are also outspoken against scams and exploitative behavior, warning others bluntly about gambling/tigrinho tweets: “gente tweet assim é tudo GOLPE… não republiquem” and calling promoters of such schemes “bando de filho da puta” while criticizing those who still ask if it’s real: “bando de filho da puta que fica divulgando tigrinho e tem otario que ainda vai perguntar se é real…”. Their tone is impulsive, emotionally charged, and willing to burn bridges over principles—see their frustration with a moot’s bad takes: “cada vez mais dificil seguir aquele moot de tanto take merda” and their intense reaction to fandom behavior and politics: “como eu odeio fã de stranger things meu deus”, “queria saber que vontade é essa de agradar a direita”. Although they show some analytical thought (e.g., questioning definitions of lesbian identity: “Alguém genero fluído… pode ser lesbica? Pergunta genuína…”), the dominant pattern is bold, sometimes reckless outspokenness and a readiness to fight for what they think is right, which is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than the calmer loyalty of Hufflepuff or the cool strategy of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
boys will be boys - Dua Lipa
A fitting song for them is boys will be boys by Dua Lipa, which tackles misogyny, gender expectations, and the exhaustion of dealing with people who refuse to grow up. They openly complain about men and how much easier they find attraction to women and non-binary people, saying “Gostar de mulher e nao binario é tão melhor e tao mais facil do que gostar de homem só arrependimento nessa praga”. They’re very outspoken about politics and social issues, criticizing Bolsonaristas and certain Christians in tweets like “Me chocava ver que a maioria dos bolsonaristas são cristãos e IDOLATRAM MESMO esse cara como se ele fosse Jesus, mas o que se esperar de crente” and questioning ideas like automatic forgiveness for Hitler in “>matou 6 milhoes de judeus >ah, de boa se ele se arrepende ele vai pro céu genuinamente nao entendo cristão”. Their feed shows constant frustration with stupidity and harmful behavior—“fazia tempo que eu n me estressava assim pqp eu odeio gente burra”—matching the song’s tired, critical tone toward systemic nonsense. At the same time, they’re protective of marginalized people, calling out racism and harassment (“So denunciem essa porra… conta feita pra racismo e irritar artistas”) and defending trans and non-binary identities, which reflects the song’s underlying demand for respect and change. Their mix of anger, sarcasm, and care for their community resonates strongly with the song’s blend of indignation and empowerment.
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