Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Speaks strongly on political issues and injustice, e.g. condemning ICE in “I need to say something… Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for victims and families, noting a woman’s tragic death and her family’s wishes in “her death was tragic… her family has asked to stop making her death political.”.
- Community‑oriented: Cares about online and social communities, asking followers to report a racist account in “idk can we like report her account?” and celebrating mutuals in “Please moots, I’m awkward asf, but I’ll try 😭”.
- Playful: Uses humor and self‑aware jokes, like commissioning art of her boyfriend as a hairless rat in “every time I’m mad at my boyfriend, I commission my friend to draw him as a hairless rat.”.
- Values‑driven: Clearly states beliefs (feminist, anti‑racist, critical of state violence) and acts on them, as in “this person is racist… there’s no way ‘around’ it.” and her intro listing “feminist” in “hey cuties! I’ve never done a formal intro…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Often responds with insults or profanity (e.g. “shut the fuck up”, “you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot.”), which can escalate conflict and alienate others.
- All‑or‑nothing thinking: Frames disagreements in absolute moral terms (e.g. calling people “sick fuck” and hoping they “rot” in this tweet), leaving little room for nuanced discussion.
- AI rigidity: Shows strong rejection of AI use even when required for class, saying “I’m not gonna do it. Sorry, not sorry. We use our critical thinking in this household.”, which might limit flexibility or learning opportunities.
- Timeline doomscrolling: Mentions constant exposure to upsetting political content and censorship worries in “TikTok is being censored… You are not crazy.” and “tl is in shambles” in this tweet, suggesting heavy emotional investment that could impact mood.
- Public conflict: Frequently calls people out directly and publicly (“this person is racist… can we like report her account?”), which, while principled, can draw drama and backlash into her online space.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: principled, outspoken, and politically engaged while still being a bit of a nerdy fan. They openly call out injustice and racism, like when they say “If you think that the woman who was shot for trying to drive AWAY deserved it, with the utmost disrespect, you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot. Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.” and “this person is racist… idk can we like report her account?”, which echoes Lisa’s moral outrage and activism. Their concern about censorship and media manipulation in “TikTok is being censored… You are not crazy.” fits Lisa’s skepticism of authority and institutions. At the same time, they’re enthusiastic, creative, and a bit dorky about their interests, as seen in “okay so i have a wattpad acc… tell me why my fanfic is #2 in a category rn 😭” and “huge sabrina carpenter fan… feminist”, which lines up with Lisa’s mix of earnest idealism and intense fandom (jazz, books, causes). Even their refusal to use AI for school in “We use our critical thinking in this household.” feels exactly like something Lisa would say in a class assignment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they openly share personal life and feelings with their timeline, like joking about being awkward with moots in “Please moots, I’m awkward asf, but I’ll try 😭” and doing a full intro thread in “hey cuties! I’ve never done a formal intro before so here it is!”, which suggests comfort engaging socially online rather than keeping to themselves. Their focus points strongly to Intuition (N): they talk about censorship, media patterns, and political narratives in an abstract, big-picture way in “TikTok is being censored… The USA is being silenced… Right leaning media is bleeding into the timeline…” rather than just describing isolated facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing values, empathy, and moral outrage, calling people “sick” for supporting ICE in “If you think that the woman who was shot for trying to drive AWAY deserved it… you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot. Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.” and condemning racism directly in “this person is racist… idk can we like report her account?”. Their style is more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they joke about bullshitting work in “I bullshit that work, like a good honest hardworking individual, and if it’s wrong, I die.”, mention unemployment and college break in a relaxed way in “also, yes I am unemployed…and on my winter break from college…”, and spontaneously obsess over games, skins, and fanfic like in “my timeline has been FILLED with this storm skin and I ain’t even upset about it”. Altogether, an expressive, values-driven, politically vocal, fandom-loving, spontaneous tone fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re #2 in a Wattpad category and still playing Adopt Me… be honest, are you just trying to adopt me as your problematic little love interest trope?
- You said you commission your friend to draw your boyfriend as a hairless rat when you’re mad—if we dated, I’d behave so well you’d have to upgrade me to at least a mildly disgruntled ferret.
- As a fellow ‘TikTok is being censored, ICE is evil, and right‑wing media is bleeding in’ ranter: can we be each other’s algorithm reset button and just flood our timelines with pics of us on pretty girl avenue?
- You not using AI for that college assignment because you ‘use your critical thinking in this household’ is kinda hot—wanna do some peer‑reviewed overthinking about our compatibility?
- You mourning Storm skins, Sabrina Christmas skins, and Doomsday deaths like it’s life or death… I promise I’d be less stressful than your games and more reliable than a paycheque that hits the day AFTER the item shop refreshes.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • Canadian • college-stressed feminist & Sabrina Carpenter devotee. Once revenge-commissioned my bf as a hairless rat. Opinions & fanfic are my own.– @kronkgirthquake
Your signature cocktail
The Pretty Girl Avenue Punch
Bold and a little dangerous, the spiced dark rum mirrors how they drag ICE and call out racism with zero hesitation, like in “If you think that the woman who was shot for trying to drive AWAY deserved it, with the utmost disrespect, you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot. Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.”. Sour cherry liqueur captures that mix of righteous anger and hurt when they see injustice and censorship, as in “TikTok is being censored. The USA is being silenced, when it comes to ICE, Israel, or Epstein… You are not crazy.”. The sparkling pink lemonade is their soft, fannish side—gaming, Wattpad wins, Sabrina stanning, and holiday cheer, like “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES! … HAPPY HOLIDAYS ❤️❤️” and “huge sabrina carpenter fan”. Chili bitters add a sharp kick, representing their snappy humor and refusal to sugarcoat, seen in “So shut the fuck up” and “WRONG. I bullshit that work, like a good honest hardworking individual, and if it’s wrong, I die.”. Finally, the cotton-candy–pink sugar rim is the cute, chaotic, stan-account aesthetic of a self-described “personal account that’s sometimes used as a stan account 😭 °❀⋆.ೃ࿔:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔:･”, and the fact that they can joke about commissioning their boyfriend as a rat in “every time I’m mad at my boyfriend, I commission my friend to draw him as a hairless rat.”. Drink it strong, sparkly, and a little unhinged—just like scrolling their timeline on Pretty Girl Avenue.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits in how boldly they speak out on political and moral issues, often using confrontational language to defend what they see as justice. For example, they openly condemn support for ICE and the killing of a woman by saying “If you think that the woman who was shot for trying to drive AWAY deserved it, with the utmost disrespect, you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot. Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.”, which reflects moral courage and a willingness to fight. They also call out people exploiting a woman’s death politically with “Also, her family has asked to stop making her death political. So shut the fuck up”, showing a readiness to confront others directly rather than staying neutral. Their disgust at racism and bigotry, as in “this person is racist… idk can we like report her account?”, further underlines a pattern of standing up publicly for their values. While they have creative and loyal sides, the dominant through-line is outspoken bravery and a strong defense of the vulnerable, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Feather - Sabrina Carpenter
The best-fitting song for @kronkgirthquake is Feather by Sabrina Carpenter, because their personality balances sweetness, righteous anger, and petty humor in the same way the song does. They’re a self-described “huge sabrina carpenter fan” “hey cuties! I’ve never done a formal intro before so here it is!” and regularly post about her, from missing out on the Sabrina Christmas skin in a game “Of course my paycheque hits the day after the Sabrina Christmas skin leaves 😭” to celebrating Sabrina fanpages following them “ONE OF MY FAV SABRINA FANPAGES JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK??? HELLO??”. Like Feather, they’re unapologetically outspoken and sharp-tongued when it comes to politics and injustice, saying things like “with the utmost disrespect, you are a sick fuck and I hope you rot. Fuck ICE and fuck those who support it.” and “So shut the fuck up”. At the same time, they have a playful, chaotic side that matches the song’s tongue-in-cheek vibe, joking that when they’re mad at their boyfriend they “commission my friend to draw him as a hairless rat.” Overall, Feather captures their mix of feminist conviction, stan-culture enthusiasm, and humorous pettiness better than any other well-known track.
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