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Your Simpsons character
They fit best with Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, intelligent, and very online about the things they love. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, Kronos is passionately attached to specific interests and characters, constantly gushing about favorite men and ships in games like Genshin and Honkai, for example screaming “GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK…” over a character and declaring “That's called my husbands”. They also show a strong moral/justice streak, echoing Lisa’s sense of right and wrong, as when they say “Por favor que lo juzguen como adulto y que no salga de la cárcel por el resto de su puta vida 🙏🙏🙏” about a criminal case. Their bio and tweets imply queerness and a tendency to overthink and feel deeply, like when they complain about trauma being treated as entertainment with “Sorry if my literal TRAUMATIZING 🍇 HISTORY ISN'T INTERESTING ENOUGH this HAS to be ragebait”. Even their self-deprecating, slightly dramatic humor and frustration with fandoms and games, such as “Okay esta vez sí me quiero matar” about bad luck, matches Lisa’s mix of idealism, angst, and sharp commentary more than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets center on games, music, and fictional characters rather than their own social life, and even when talking about people they’re focused on parasocial/online contexts like “no hay palabras para describir el cariño que le tengo al sombrerudo este” and “ME QUEDÉ DORMIDA AJSHSJSHJSHSJHSGGDS”, which suggests a more private, screen‑based world. They read as Intuitive rather than Sensing because the account is heavily about fictional worlds, symbolism, and ships rather than real‑life practicalities, e.g. long ship lists like “Gay: kavetham (genshi) ;lycahugo (zzz), phaidei(hsr) Lesbi: eimiko, astralyn, acheswan Hetero: wriorinde…” and abstract reactions like “peak = ningguang y los adeptus contra osial Flop = el sacrificio de papitano”. Their style is clearly Feeling over Thinking: they react emotionally and morally (“por gente así es que los gays tenemos tan mala reputación”](https://x.com/Kronosmurderer/status/1965922479073067242) and “por favor que lo juzguen como adulto y que no salga de la cárcel por el resto de su puta vida 🙏🙏🙏”) and often dramatize their feelings about pulls and characters, like “Okay esta vez sí me quiero matar”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline shows lots of impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions (“JESUCRISTO EN MOTO”, “GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK…”) and self‑deprecating chaos about games and luck rather than structured plans or orderly systems. Overall, the mix of intense feelings for fictional characters, moral reactions to social issues, introspective/online life, and spontaneous, emotional tweeting fits INFP better than neighboring types like ENFP or ISFP.

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18 • Colombian wanderer powered by Mon Laferte, Genshin pulls & too many crushes on fictional men. Once lost a username to a random Paulo and never recovered.– @Kronosmurderer

Your signature cocktail
A double shot of dark spiced rum channels Kronos’ dramatic, intense stan energy for men like Wriothesley and Capitano, the kind that makes them bark in all caps like “GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK…”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, fruity sweetness for their romantic, simp side, seen in tweets like “MI HOMBRE” and “Huge Komano Manato simp” in their bio. The espresso shot keeps the gamer/stan grind going through AR levels and banners, matching the exhausted hype of “Ppr fin llegué a AR59 gente 🗣️”. Chili-infused simple syrup represents their sharp, sometimes vicious humor and ragebait awareness, like “'make it interesting' bitch tf? Sorry if my literal TRAUMATIZING 🍇 HISTORY ISN'T INTERESTING ENOUGH” and “Por gente así es que los gays tenemos tan mala reputación”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water with lime lightens the drink with a playful, refreshing note, echoing their softer moments like “Feliz año gente de tuiter, ojalá les haya ido bien en 2025 y que les vaya todavía mejor este año 🫂” and their chaotic but affectionate gamer joy in “ME TOCÓ SCARAMEOW LETSGOOOOOOOOO🗣️🗣️🗣️”. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, and just spicy enough to hurt—exactly like losing a 50/50 after months of simping in Genshin.

Your Hogwarts House
Kronos shows strong Slytherin energy through ambition, intensity, and a sharp, sometimes ruthless way of expressing themself. Their fixation on powerful, imposing male characters like Wriothesley, Capitano, and Kunikuzushi (Scaramouche) – e.g. “QUINCY Y WRIOTHESLEY JUNTOS DIOSSSSSSSS” and “yo cuando capitano” – suggests admiration for dominance, power, and controlled ferocity, all very Slytherin-coded traits. Their tone is often cutting and unapologetic, as seen in posts like “Por gente así es que los gays tenemos tan mala reputación” and “'make it interesting' bitch tf? Sorry if my literal TRAUMATIZING 🍇 HISTORY ISN'T INTERESTING ENOUGH this HAS to be ragebait”, where they confront nonsense head‑on with sarcasm and bite. They also embrace darker aesthetics and an outsider identity – calling themself a satanist in “mira que yo soy satanista y le tengo aversión al cristianismo, pero igual ¿Qué putas!?!?!?” – which fits Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and social nonconformity. While they do show moments of warmth and loyalty to favorite characters and games, their dominant vibe is ambitious, intense, and unafraid to be harsh or polarizing, which aligns best with Slytherin over the other houses.

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A fitting song for Kronos is Primadonna because it matches their dramatic, over-the-top stan energy and love for fictional husbands. Their feral reactions to characters like Wriothesley and Capitano, such as “GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF…” and “QUINCY Y WRIOTHESLEY JUNTOS DIOSSSSSSSS”, mirror the song’s theatrical need for attention and affection. The way they openly simp — “MI HOMBRE” and “That's called my husbands” — fits the lyrics’ self-aware, indulgent attitude. Even their bio, “Wanderer, Wriothesley and Capitano fan Huge Komano Manato simp,” reinforces a persona that revels in obsessive admiration and emotional excess. Primadonna captures the mix of humor, intensity, and unapologetic simping that defines their online presence.

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