Krownitz
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Lisa is the best Simpsons match: intellectually curious, culturally literate, often morally outraged and ready with a lecture, which mirrors Jerzy’s tone — he corrects cultural ignorance ('if you can't find Polish art or film since 1989 that's a problem') and rails at political failures. Like Lisa, he can be sanctimonious but is driven by a sense of what should be improved; his tweets about public health, urbanism and civic duty echo Lisa’s idealism tempered by sarcasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits Jerzy: he loves debate, plays devil’s advocate, and enjoys twisting ideas with wit. Extraversion shows in frequent, engaged tweeting and provocative calls-to-action ('CC: @MSchreiberM i reszta konserwatystów, rząd coś dla Was zrobi!'), Intuition appears in his broad pattern-spotting across politics, markets and culture ('Nacjonalizm narodził się na uniwersytetach a nie na boisku.'), Thinking is evident in his preference for data and critique over emotion ('Najem instytucjonalny... Najem prywatny...'), and Perceiving in his adaptable, playful tone and tendency to test behaviors ('Założyłem sobie blokadę na social media... zacząłem się nudzić... czytałem książkę.'). He delights in argumentation and contrarian takes: 'Źle mnie zrozumieliście... jeśli poczuliście się urażeni, to tak miało być.'

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Jerzy Krownitz — cultured contrarian. Maturzysta h.c., art nerd (Fra Angelico stan), policy skeptic, and occasional political mischief-maker. Tweets on culture, urbanism, markets and why common sense wins. Based in Gdańsk. Opinions sharp, served cold.– @Krownitz

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This cocktail is cultured, slightly bitter and polite on the surface — like Jerzy. Gin and dry vermouth nod to classic taste and restraint (his love of high culture), the amaro and bitters give the bitter-satirical edge he often applies ('Goldbugi 🤭', 'xD'), and the orange twist is the ironic flourish he adds to a serious point. It’s a refined drink for someone who delights in telling you the uncomfortable truth.

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits Jerzy because he is strategically minded, ambitious in political banter ('Jak się zapiszę w tym tygodniu do PO to zdążę zastąpić Tuska do 2027?') and pragmatic about power and institutions ('Nieironicznie: tak, trzeba odsunąć PIS od wszystkich samorządów'). He prizes effectiveness over platitudes — he prefers concrete comparisons and outcomes (e.g., home rental numbers) to sentimentalities. His readiness to provoke and to use political calculation as a rhetorical tool mirrors classic Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and cunning, even when wrapped in cultural polish.

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Pulp's 'Common People' is a sharp, satirical look at class, privilege and performative empathy — themes Jerzy returns to when he critiques cultural consumption and class dynamics ('Fakt, że takie głupy koszą miliony to cena za wolność i demokrację', 'Cocomelon dla prawych.'). The song’s mix of bitterness and observational wit matches his voice perfectly.

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