krum_kp
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Your Simpsons character
The user's chaotic, rebellious, and self‑deprecating tone mirrors Bart Simpson’s trouble‑making personality. Tweets such as 'one day ill catch whoever keeps bookmarking my shit and..... 👀🍆 [picture]' and 'i cant be about this skinny jeans shit as much as i want bcuz my legs are wide as fuck [picture]' show a teen’s defiant attitude. The self‑label 'i am the trash i project onto others' reflects Bart’s self‑mocking humor. Their meme‑like absurdist posts, e.g., 'what if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said "Nah, remember when you kept scrolling"', capture Bart’s penchant for satirical commentary. Overall, the blend of edgy humor, impulsivity, and a desire to shock fits Bart best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly introspective and self‑focused, as shown by tweets like "i am the trash i project onto others" and "i dont actually believe anything i talk about," indicating an introverted style. Their content leans toward abstract, imaginative ideas – "the vending machine is capable of love" and "my autistic blinking is Making a Return" – which reflects a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, evident in statements such as "I will not disappoint myself tomorrow or the day after that" and "sometimes i feel a sudden pain around my heart for half a second and then it goes away," showing a feeling orientation. Finally, the posting pattern is spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured, with tweets like "i matured 50 years in 2 seconds then i forgot" and "im so sick of median ass retards acting like theres a subcategory of Soulless npcs," suggesting a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Experimental artist from Sofia sharing odd snapshots & musings. Once turned a trash-bag photo into a meme. Patent holder: 'Love & Acceptance'.– @krum_kp

Your signature cocktail
The Vending Machine Love cocktail captures @krum_kp’s love of the bizarre and the gritty, blending dark charcoal gin with a fizzy soda like the unexpected affection of a vending machine. A salty splash of pickle brine mirrors the gross humor in the tweet "skincare routine is wash my face with unfiltered tap water Then dry it with the Same towel i dried my balls with". Cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑sour sting that nods to the recurring heart‑ache tweet "sometimes i feel a sudden pain around my heart for half a second and then it goes away". An espresso shot gives the jittery boost reminiscent of the frantic energy in "my autistic blinking is Making a Return". Together the layers feel like flipping through a chaotic diary, echoing the self‑deprecating line "i am the trash i project onto others i am the trash i imagine other people to be".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition, self‑interest, and a desire to be ahead of trends, as in "on my gravestone it shall be written 'Knew a few things before they became popular'" and "I have 2 patents under my name they're titled Love and Acceptance". Their tweets also reveal a cunning, manipulative attitude, e.g., "one day ill catch whoever keeps bookmarking my shit and..... 👀🍆" and a willingness to flaunt taboo subjects. This focus on personal gain, strategic self‑promotion, and a disregard for conventional morals aligns most closely with Slytherin values, which prize ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to break rules to achieve one's aims.

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The user’s feed is saturated with self‑destructive, nihilistic statements such as "Now i feel the unequivocal need to be shot" and "Bowel movement induced existential dread", which mirror the raw pain and numbness at the heart of "Hurt". Their recurring self‑labeling as trash – "i am the trash i project onto others" – and admission of speaking without belief – "i dont actually believe anything i talk about im just saying words recreationally" – echo the song’s confession "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel". The juxtaposition of bleakness with occasional twisted optimism, like "Everything Is the Beautifulest", aligns with the song’s reflective chorus where the narrator laments past choices while yearning for meaning. Overall, the blend of dark humor, existential dread, and a longing to feel something alive makes "Hurt" by Johnny Cash the perfect soundtrack for this chaotic diary‑like persona.

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