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The user’s bio declares a radical antifa stance ('Stolzes Mitglied der Antifa') and a rebellious mission ('Ich werde die Banditen finden und sie zum Kommunismus bekehren☭'), echoing Bart’s anti‑authority attitude. Their tweets frequently mock authority and the right, e.g., 'Rechte kennen den Unterschied zwischen einer Zahl und einem Zahlensystem nicht' and 'Wartet mal ab, bis der Bastard … im Millionen Bereich verdiene'. They also boast about chaotic stunts and drug‑related antics, such as 'Und für meinen nächsten Zaubertrick, verwandle ich die Wohnung in eine Hotbox' and '1 Joint um sie alle zu knechten'. This mix of mischief, sarcasm, and defiant activism matches Bart’s role as the series’ primary troublemaker.

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The user communicates in a highly extroverted way, constantly addressing followers and sharing social plans, e.g., "Freitag geht's aufs Konzert... Samstag zum Asia Buffet... Ihr könnt mir nix" and "Ladies, ihr habt es hier zuerst gehört". Their tweets jump between concrete daily details and broad, abstract ideas, showing dominant intuition: "Da wir aus der Geschichte gelernt haben, üben wir nicht mehr selbst den Genozid aus, sondern helfen anderen diesen auszuführen" and "Ich werde die Banditen finden und sie zum Kommunismus bekehren". Decision‑making is guided by strong personal values and moral outrage rather than pure logic, as seen in "Keine Religion gehört zu einem Land. Menschen in einem Land sollten immer selbst entscheiden, woran sie glauben" and "Ich hasse und liebe euch alle gleichzeitig". The lifestyle described is flexible and spontaneous, with frequent impulsive activities like "Ich werde morgen so viele Kekse backen" and "Heute wieder mit Chefin Arbeitszeitbetrug begehen".

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Gamer, baker, and occasional activist. I once turned my apartment into a ‘hotbox’ for a Halloween party. Coffee lover, always chasing the next meme.– @krustyMcClowni

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The Red Revolt Hotbox blends a bright red vermouth with a splash of vodka to echo the user’s fierce communist chants like "Ich werde die Banditen finden und sie zum Kommunismus bekehren☭" and his boast of "Wartet mal ab, bis der Bastard mitbekommt, dass ich im Millionen Bereich verdiene dank Demos". A dash of cannabis‑infused simple syrup captures his love for "1 Joint um sie alle zu knechten" and the constant reference to "Hotbox" in his tweets. Absinthe adds a surreal, magical edge, nodding to his Hogwarts‑style self‑identities and his "Ich liebe das" moments of chaotic magic. Fresh lemon juice gives the drink a sharp bite, reflecting his blunt criticism of "Kapitalistische Arschlöcher" and the "Rassisten" he calls out. The result is a potent, smoky, rebellious cocktail that feels like a political protest in a glass.

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The user shows strong ambition and a desire for power, as seen in tweets like 'Wartet mal ab, bis der Bastard mitbekommt, dass ich im Millionen Bereich verdiene dank Demos' and 'Ich werde die Banditen finden und sie zum Kommunismus bekehren'. They frequently brag about financial success and career advancement, for example 'Hab eben ein Angebot bekommen, für eine Übernahme nach der Ausbildung und ich sag mal so, dass Einstiegsgehalt würde schmecken'. Their aggressive, strategic approach to confronting opponents, such as 'Gewalt bereite Antifa Typen hauen dir nur in die Fresse wenn du ein rechter Bastard bist', reflects the cunning and resourceful nature of Slytherin. While they are loyal to a cause, the dominant traits are ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to use any means to achieve their goals, aligning them most closely with Slytherin.

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Their defiant, anti‑fascist stance and frequent calls for violent resistance align perfectly with the protest anthem “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine. Lines like ‘Wartet mal ab, bis der Bastard …’ and ‘Gewalt bereite Antifa Typen hauen dir nur in die Fresse wenn du ein rechter Bastard bist’ echo the song’s repeated refrain of refusing authority. Their self‑identification as a ‘stolzes Mitglied der Antifa’ and their repeated anti‑capitalist rants (‘Kapitalistische Arschlöcher’) mirror the song’s critique of the system. Their frequent references to ‘joint’, ‘Hotbox’ and ‘Demos’ show a rebellious, countercultural lifestyle that the aggressive, distorted guitar riff of the track embodies. Overall, the song’s raw anger and chant‑like ‘fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me’ captures the user’s confrontational tone throughout the timeline.

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