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Your Simpsons character
This account most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten: the overly devoted, slightly awkward, but genuinely sweet sidekick. Like Milhouse’s obsessive crush on Lisa, this user centers their entire identity around Krystal, describing themselves as “Krystal’s #69th fan” and posting things like “Being a full time Krystal supporter” and “Krystal is really cool :D”. Their melodramatic flair also feels very Milhouse-coded, with posts such as “Today is the worst fucking day ever” over fandom happenings. They’re earnest and loyal to a fault, making tier lists and reminders like “Go Follow @Krystal793210 and say hi to her !”, which mirrors Milhouse’s eagerness to support his friends. At the same time, their self-deprecating humor in lines like “Have I failed as a fan by being less slop ?” fits Milhouse’s insecure but endearing personality. Overall, they read as the hyper-devoted, slightly cringe, but ultimately lovable Milhouse of their corner of the internet.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction and attention from a fandom, e.g. asking others to participate and respond with ideas: “Send me gimmicks” and “I made one send me gimmicks fans of Krystal”. Their humor and focus on lore, multiverses, and exaggerated narratives show Intuition (N) over Sensing, such as the elaborate dimensional murder/body-count lore in “Krystal has an unknown body count spanning multiple dimensions…” and the multi‑universe fugitive update in “Krystal update… wanted fugitive in an additional 1,206,348 universes”. They prioritize values, affection, and identity signals over strict logic, which fits Feeling (F): they openly venerate Krystal in “I only have one person to thank the all mighty god queen herself Krystal” and express strong social values in “Trans people are awesome 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️”. Their style is loose, playful, and spontaneous rather than structured, consistent with Perceiving (P): they admit forgetting their monthly routine in “I lowk forgot I was supposed to be making monthly facts so uh Krystal fun fact of the month” and casually float ideas like “Might make a straw page idk would any of you use it ?”. Overall, the energetic engagement, imaginative lore-building, value-driven tone, and flexible approach to plans strongly align with ENFP.

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Archiving Krystal lore, monthly fun facts & multiverse misadventures. Once made a tier list and accidentally peaked in life. Any/All.– @Krystalfan_69

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This chaotic, neon drink riffs off their lore-deep devotion with a name straight from “Krystal’s full name according to the official lore book is Krystal Methamphetmine”. The blue raspberry vodka channels the cool, slightly unhinged worshipper vibe of “Being a full time Krystal supporter” and “I think the all mighty Krystal would get me out of any charges”, giving it some serious strength. Sparkling pink lemonade adds bright, bubbly sweetness for their constant cheerful hype in tweets like “Krystal is really cool :D” and “Trans people are awesome 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️”. A scoop of rainbow sherbet stands for their colorful, over-the-top lore drops such as “Krystal has an unknown body count spanning multiple dimensions” and “Krystal update… wanted in 5,206,417”. The Pop rocks rim captures the explosive, jump-scare energy of “Holy shit that’s me vote for the honor of Krystal !!!” and “Me when Krystal is on tl”. Finally, edible silver glitter is for the cultish reverence in “I only have one person to thank the all mighty god queen herself Krystal” and their proud status as “Krystal’s #69th fan”, making the whole thing look like a shrine in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining trait is intense, almost comical loyalty and devotion. They frame their entire account around serving and supporting Krystal, from the bio "Krystal’s #69th fan I know all information about her at all time :)" to posts like “Being a full time Krystal supporter” and the long joke about daily labor in the “Krystal mines” in “Being a Krystal fan is hard work...”, which emphasizes dedication and effort. They eagerly promote Krystal to others, as in “Go Follow @Krystal793210 and say hi to her !” and “Steal it and give it to mother @Krystal793210”, reflecting the Hufflepuff focus on supporting their people rather than seeking the spotlight. Their celebration of community and inclusivity shows in posts like “Trans people are awesome 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️”, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s fairness and kindness. While there’s some humorously dramatic language (like exaggerated murder-lore in “Krystal fun fact of the month Krystal has an unknown body count...”), it’s clearly in service of a playful fan persona, not personal ambition or cunning. Overall, the consistent themes of loyalty, hard work for their niche, and kindness to others point strongly to Hufflepuff.

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The song obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo fits them perfectly because their whole account is built around an over-the-top fixation on Krystal that’s equal parts dramatic and self-aware. Their bio literally says they are Krystal’s “#69th fan” and that they “know all information about her at all time :)”, and they constantly center their identity around this, like when they post “Being a full time Krystal supporter” and describe a whole daily routine themed around her. The playful, slightly unhinged energy of obsessed mirrors tweets like “Being a Krystal fan is hard work I wake up in the morning and drink my Krystal branded coffee in my custom printed Krystal mug” and “Krystal is really cool :D”. The song’s theme of being intensely fixated on one person lines up with them making ‘fun facts’ like “Krystal Fun fact of the month Krystal’s hates the French” and elaborate lore updates such as “🚨Krystal update🚨 … universes Krystal is wanted in”. Overall, the slightly chaotic, humorous, and deeply devoted tone of obsessed is a strong match for the way they tweet things like “I only have one person to thank the all mighty god queen herself Krystal”.

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