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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, attention‑seeking kid who constantly craves validation from his peers, just like the user who writes 'Haiahaihaiiii oomfie!!!!… my dms are always open' and constantly calls followers 'oomfies'. The user's frequent expressions of jealousy ('one of my only only friends has so many people she'd rather be with then me… i get so jealous') and rebellious statements ('maybe?) hot take, but i dont care nor do i think its morally wrong to steal from big companies like target, walmart…') mirror Bart's typical anti‑authority antics and desire to be the cool kid. Their self‑harm mentions ('i think i might cut tn i havent cut in a few days') and disordered eating ('i broke my fast with icecream', 'i want monster') reflect the impulsive and self‑destructive behavior often shown in Bart's more extreme episodes. Overall, the chaotic posting style, teenage insecurity, and constant need for online friendship fit Bart's personality best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, often posting about personal anxieties and preferring online interaction: "i'm scared to talk in discord servers is so scary stop" and "i feel bad for not interacting with favoomf much im just scared". Their focus on concrete, sensory details like food, pets, and physical sensations – e.g., "my cat just threw up like 6 times in my room" and "i ordered volume 1 and 2 of kasurich on ebay" – indicates a sensing style. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in statements of jealousy and empathy: "i get so jealous of everything my friends do with other people and i feel bad because they deserve to be happy". They display a flexible, unstructured lifestyle, forgetting assignments and planning last‑minute: "i forgot to check what assignments i have to do for the past like 3 weeks" and "i have to wait until everyone in my house is asleep before i can drink". Together these traits align best with an ISFP personality.

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Gaming & meme enthusiast, collector of Kasurich merch (once ordered 2 volumes on eBay!). Sharing daily vibes, self‑care tips & OOMF love. #Strawpage– @ksjshk999

Your signature cocktail
The bright strawberry base mirrors the user's love for sweet, colorful vibes as seen in "HAIII!!! i hope we get along well too new oomfie!!!" and their frequent "good night oomfies!!" greetings. The Monster Energy adds the high‑octane hype they mention in "i want monster" and their constant need for a boost when they say "i have to actually start getting my steps in, i leave my bed like once a day". The splash of lime gives a sharp, edgy bite echoing their self‑critical moments like "i think i might cut tn i havent cut in a few days" and "my dad being a nazi is israel's fault". The vanilla ice cream swirls in a comforting, nostalgic texture that ties to their nostalgic posts about "i ordered volume 1 and 2 of kasurich on ebay im sosososo happy🥹🤤🤤 its gonna get here soon trust....". Finally, the gummy worm garnish is a playful nod to the tweet "oomfies would you guys still love me if i was a worm", capturing the user's quirky humor and desire for acceptance.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows self‑serving attitudes and a disregard for rules, such as the tweet: "maybe?) hot take, but i dont care nor do i think its morally wrong to steal from big companys like target, walmart, etc... go ahead!!" This indicates the cunning and ambitious mindset of Slytherin. They also seek personal gain and status, boasting "omg yayayayay i have 200 oomfies now!!" and constantly trying to make their strawpage look cuter, showing ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, they display a willingness to manipulate emotions for attention, e.g., "if you see my tweet but dont like it that means you hate me sooo much and want me to kms". Their focus on self‑interest, ambition, and rule‑bending aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user’s timeline is filled with self‑deprecating remarks, isolation, and suicidal thoughts that mirror the lyrics of Radiohead’s “Creep.” They describe themselves as “very awkward” and seek validation from “oomfies” (e.g., “good night oomfies!!” and “i have 200 oomfies now!!🥹 i ly oomfies”), while also confessing self‑harm (“i think i might cut tn i havent cut in a few days”). The chorus “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” directly reflects their feeling of not belonging (“i’m very awkward myself” and “i feel like theres a big overlap between gacha kid music and bp/looksmaxxing music”). The melancholic tone of the song fits their repeated expressions of sadness and hopelessness (“i think im gonna go back to sleep im still tired” and “my dad is a nazi is israel's fault”). Overall, “Creep” captures the combination of yearning for connection and the belief that they are fundamentally flawed.

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