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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Elijah openly acknowledges their struggles, as seen in 'I genuinely don’t know if life is worth living anymore. Ts is pissing me off.'
- Resilient: Despite relapsing into self-harm, Elijah continues to express a desire for change, such as 'I need to start doing walks again.'
- Darkly Humorous: Their tweet 'Short horror story I eat. Calories. Oh no :(' shows their ability to use humor to cope with difficult emotions.
- Creative: Using chopsticks to eat potato chips to slow down, as in 'Eating potato chips with chopsticks why? So hopefully I can pace myself,' reflects their inventive mindset.
- Reflective: Elijah often reflects on their identity and purpose, as seen in 'I don’t know who I am or what I’m meant to be.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-Loathing: Elijah frequently expresses hatred toward themselves, such as in 'I can’t believe it almost five years of being on edtwt 🥲…and your still FAT KILL YOURSELF YOU PIGG.'
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'Guess who just took three strong laxatives 🤩🤩 MEEEEEE!!!!' show a tendency for impulsive actions.
- Overly Critical: Elijah is harsh on themselves, as seen in 'I’m so sick of myself… can someone please bully me into losing weight IVE BEEN STUCK GAINING HELP ME GOOD LORD.'
- Emotionally Volatile: Their tweet 'I just violently sobbed till I threw up. My life is great' indicates struggles with emotional regulation.
- Dependency on External Validation: Elijah’s tweet 'Maybe if I was skinny she’d be gendering me correctly' shows a reliance on others' opinions for self-worth.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Elijah shares Lisa Simpson's introspection and struggles with identity. Lisa’s intelligence and emotional depth parallel Elijah’s reflective tweets like 'I don’t know who I am or what I’m meant to be.' Both characters also use humor as a coping mechanism, though Lisa’s is less dark.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Elijah’s introspection and emotional depth suggest an INFP personality. Their tweet 'I don’t know who I am or what I’m meant to be' reflects the INFP quest for identity. Their dark humor and unique coping mechanisms show creativity, a hallmark of this type. However, their self-critical nature highlights the INFP tendency toward internal conflict.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a baked potato? Because I’d never purge you from my life.
- You must be a Walmart birthday cake, ‘cause you’re sweet enough to make me cry.
- Are you BMI 11? Because you’re the goal I’ve been dreaming of.
- If you were a donut, I’d never let you come back up.
- Are you a black cat? Because you’ve crossed my mind and stolen my heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
Elijah | 17 | Autistic, Black, and figuring it out | He/It | Fighting the chaos of life with dark humor and raw honesty | BPD, ASD2, ADD | Dreaming of a skinnier, more self-actualized me 🌑🐈⬛– @kubokiiti
Your signature cocktail
Dark Spiral
The 'Dark Spiral' reflects Elijah’s struggles and complexity. The black vodka and activated charcoal symbolize their darker thoughts, while the lemon juice and syrup add a hint of brightness, representing their moments of hope. This drink captures their raw, unfiltered personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Elijah’s ambition to achieve extreme thinness, as seen in 'My goal is to look as scary thin as possible,' aligns with Slytherin's drive. Their cunning and resourcefulness, like eating chips with chopsticks to slow down, are Slytherin traits. Their struggles with self-identity and dark humor also fit the house’s complexity. However, their self-critical nature might clash with the house’s pride.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song’s themes of self-doubt and longing for acceptance resonate with Elijah’s tweets like 'Maybe if I was skinny she’d be gendering me correctly.' Its melancholic tone matches their mood.
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