Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Defends and supports friends publicly, like standing up for Ivy in the school gossip account incident: “tava vivendo lembrei aki d qnd atacaram meu amg ivy na conta de fofoca da escola em 2022 e eu fui la defender meu migle”.
- Creative artisan: Shows enthusiasm for crafts and handmade work, calling themself “artesanatoholic” and relating to the ‘mulher miçanga’ meme: “artesanatoholic” and “aquele tweet da rita lee... mulher miçanga”.
- Humorous communicator: Uses humor and memes to express feelings, like joking about Clash Royale and meta changes: “vsfdr eu odeio clash royale e tudo relacionado essa merda apaguem a existência desse jogo maldito” and “que meta é esse engraçado q eu perdi 100 troféu na minha emz”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong attachment to media and music, from the emotional bio quote to referencing Amy and a specific Spotify track: bio quote and “oh amy”.
- Enthusiastic learner: Gets genuinely excited about new experiences and tools, like the new bus line and winning a sewing machine: “finalmente chegou geladão no meu outeiro 😭 vou andar de ônibus todo dia” and “nem acredito q eu ganhei uma maquina de costura”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Makes extreme, death-related ‘goals’ involving drugs and rockstar-style dying, which suggests unhealthy coping or glamorization: “top metas de 2026: 1. usar drogas 2. ficar chapado 3. ver a porra da terra pelo lado de fora 4. tomar comprimidos de dia 5. morrer e falarem pra minha mãe que eu morri como uma estrela do rock”.
- Escapist mindset: Expresses that life will only improve by leaving home and school, instead of focusing on local changes: “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa” and “terceirao chegou finalmente vou embora dessa escola”.
- Aggressive expression: Uses strong hostile language toward games and situations, which can come off as volatile: “vsfdr eu odeio clash royale e tudo relacionado essa merda apaguem a existência desse jogo maldito”.
- Risk-seeking attitude: Treats drug use and heavy pill use as part of ‘top metas’, suggesting a tendency toward risky or impulsive choices: “top metas de 2026: 1. usar drogas 2. ficar chapado 3. ver a porra da terra pelo lado de fora 4. tomar comprimidos de dia 5. morrer...”.
- Emotional instability: Tweets swing between excitement and resignation, from “to nem ai” to feeling improvement only by escape and heartbreak about being locked out and losing Spotify: “to nem ai”, “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa”, and “quero meu spotify premium de volta 💔💔💔💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and feeling out of place in their own home and environment. Like Lisa, they show a strong sense of inner turmoil and desire to escape, saying they feel they’ll only improve when they leave home: “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa” and celebrating that the last year of school finally arrived: “terceirao chegou finalmente vou embora dessa escola”. Their bio quote about love never being a waste reveals a romantic, idealistic side that fits Lisa’s sensitive worldview. At the same time, they have niche interests and creative hobbies—like being an "artesanatoholic" and excitedly getting a sewing machine: “nem acredito q eu ganhei uma maquina de costura”—which parallels Lisa’s artistic, expressive streak. And, similar to Lisa defending unpopular friends or causes, they proudly remember standing up for a friend in a school gossip account: “eu fui la defender meu migle”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite enjoying friends, their tweets feel more like personal musings and venting than attention‑seeking; for example, they talk about wanting to leave home in “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa” and staying outside while their mom sleeps in “mamãe indo dormir despreocupada cmg na rua i eu ficando pra fora 💔”, both framed introspectively rather than as performative social content. They show a strong Intuition (N) tendency, focusing on meaning and imagination over concrete facts: their bio quote about love not being a waste and the dramatic, almost fantastical life goals in “top metas de 2026: 1. usar drogas 2. ficar chapado 3. ver a porra da terra pelo lado de fora…” emphasize inner experience and symbolism more than practical details. Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they defend a friend in “lembrei aki d qnd atacaram meu amg ivy… e eu fui la defender meu migle”, express emotional distress about environment in “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa”, and lament losing Spotify Premium in a heartfelt way in “quero meu spotify premium de volta 💔💔💔💔”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than structured: they joke about chaotic goals rather than concrete plans in “top metas de 2026…”, embrace spur‑of‑the‑moment experiences like suddenly loving a new bus line in “finalmente chegou geladão no meu outeiro 😭 vou andar de ônibus todo dia”, and show a generally spontaneous, reactive tweeting style (e.g., “to nem ai”). Putting these together, an emotionally driven, idealistic, introspective, and somewhat chaotic inner world fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your 2026 goals were ‘use drugs, get high, see Earth from the outside’—what if we start softer: I get you your Spotify Premium back, we put on ‘Oh Amy’, and get high on vibes instead?
- ‘Artesanatoholic’, máquina de costura nova, mulher miçanga… careful, if you keep crafting like that you might end up stitching yourself right into my 2026 plans.
- You wanna leave that house to finally feel better and you’re counting the days to escape terceirão—if you ever need a ‘tour guide for newbies’ in this new life phase, I’m free for a private eetepa: day 1, just you and me.
- You hate Clash Royale, lost trophies on your Emz, and still got salty over Fang Infernal—how about you stop chasing skins and let me be the legendary you actually manage to unlock?
- You defended your friend Ivy on that school gossip account back in 2022; anyone who rides the bus ‘geladão’ happy, protects their friends, and still quotes Nana in their bio is exactly the kind of person I’d gladly waste all my love on.
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Your new Twitter bio
Third-year student, future craft legend. Defended a friend on school tea pages, rides the bus for fun, currently mastering sewing and Brawl Stars.– @kugissski
Your signature cocktail
Miçanga Stardust Highball
The Miçanga Stardust Highball mixes bright sweetness with a little chaos, just like their third-year "finally freedom" vibe in “terceirao chegou finalmente vou embora dessa escola” and the dream of escaping that house in “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa”. The cachaça with toasted coconut is a nod to Brazilian roots and the handmade, homey feel of “artesanatoholic” and “mulher miçanga”. Guava nectar brings a soft, emotional sweetness that fits the bio’s quote about how “loving someone is never a waste” and the tenderness of defending a friend in “eu fui la defender meu migle”. Tonic water with lime keeps it fizzy and restless, like wanting to go places in “quero tanto ir no marinada” and riding the bus just because in “vou andar de ônibus todo dia”. The smoked chili bitters add a dark, self-destructive edge inspired by the dramatic rockstar fantasy in “top metas de 2026: 1. usar drogas... 5. morrer e falarem pra minha mãe que eu morri como uma estrela do rock”, while the crushed rock candy rim is a glittery, playful armor over the bitterness of “to nem ai” and “quero meu spotify premium de volta 💔💔💔💔”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest indicator is their tendency to confront things head‑on and stand up for people they care about. They recall that when a friend was attacked on a school gossip account, they stepped in publicly to defend them: “tava vivendo lembrei aki d qnd atacaram meu amg ivy na conta de fofoca da escola em 2022 e eu fui la defender meu migle”, which fits Gryffindor’s protective, confrontational streak. Their attitude of not caring about consequences and projecting bold defiance, as in “to nem ai”, also leans more toward Gryffindor impulsiveness than calculated Slytherin self‑preservation. Even when frustrated or darkly joking about life and escape, they express it in a raw, dramatic way, like “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa”, suggesting a person who wants to break out rather than quietly endure. The mix of loyalty to friends, emotional intensity, and willingness to clash with others to defend their own or someone else’s dignity is most consistent with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
The song that best fits them is Rehab by Amy Winehouse, blending dark humor, self-destructive fantasy, and emotional depth. They openly romanticize a chaotic, rockstar-style downfall in “top metas de 2026: 1. usar drogas 2. ficar chapado 3. ver a porra da terra pelo lado de fora 4. tomar comprimidos de dia 5. morrer e falarem pra minha mãe que eu morri como uma estrela do rock”, which echoes the defiant, self-aware refusal to get better in Rehab. Their tweet “oh amy” right next to that list shows explicit admiration for Amy and her tragic, iconic persona. The bio quote about loving someone never being a waste, plus posts like “sinto q so vou melhorar quando eu for embora dessa casa”, suggests someone who feels stuck, hurt, and a bit self-sabotaging, just like the emotional core beneath Rehab’s irony. Overall, their mix of gallows humor, escapism, and attachment to Amy’s image makes this song a strong thematic match.
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