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The overall vibe of this account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, horny, and always ready to stir the pot. Their timeline is full of crude jokes and gleeful vulgarity, like “i want my girfirldds cock andkeep suckin on it goodsddd” and “gojo's white pubes smell of roses”, which lines up with Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing humor. They treat authority and big systems with the same kind of disrespectful sarcasm that Bart does, calling Windows 11 "raping ur pc" in “if you install windows 11 on ur pc that means ur raping ur pc” and mocking US institutions in “going to America in big 2026 is a dumb shit move because you'll get molested by TSA and then get deported by ICE”. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of emotional honesty and trauma, like “im never gonna rope because if i die. monsters like that pedophile ex will live longer than me”, which fits Bart’s occasional serious, wounded moments beneath the prankster facade. Their obsessive fandom posting about anime and wrestling, such as “jjk season 3 episode 4 is the greatest piece of media of all time”, also mirrors Bart’s hyperfixations and loudly passionate interests. Overall, they feel like a very online, queer, extremely-not-PG-13 evolution of Bart Simpson in the modern internet age.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, reference their "oomfs" and wife, and tweet highly social, attention-grabbing content like wrestling drama, fandom takes, and horny jokes, e.g. "ladies ladies please, one at a time mane" and "me and wife". Their style is clearly iNtuitive rather than detail-focused Sensing: they riff on broad tech/future predictions and big-picture patterns like "2028 tech predictions: nvidia stops making consumer cards... the ai bubble popped but this only means openai goes under and google wins" and jokes about culture/politics such as "going to America in big 2026 is a dumb shit move because you'll get molested by TSA and then get deported by ICE". They come off strongly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are value-driven, emotional, and relational—defending or attacking people on moral grounds ("fuck ICE but i hope they shoot my pedophile ex before they get abolished LOL"), processing trauma ("im never gonna rope because if i die. monsters like that pedophile ex will live longer than me"), and showing intense affection for their wife and friends ("its only been a few hours but i miss my wife ; ;"). Their chaotic, impulsive posting suggests Perceiving over Judging: they jump topics rapidly (Linux, anime, sex, politics, wrestling) with no clear structure, embrace spur-of-the-moment bits like "just nutted in her now im playin nubby's number factory", and crowdsource/experiment (e.g. asking about streaming methods) instead of laying out organized plans ("is the method to start gaining viewers when livestreaming still just having a consistent schedule?"). Put together—highly social and expressive (E), abstract and pattern-focused (N), values-driven and emotionally intense (F), and spontaneous and unstructured (P)—they best fit ENFP.

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19 • they/them • Linux enjoyer, anime brainrot, wrestling takes. Once pirated Watch Dogs and still forgot Brits drive on the left.– @kunaiposting

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This cocktail is loud, fruity, and a little unhinged—just like their timeline, with its horny Gojo brainrot in gems like “thinking of gojo's sweet succulent 12 incher” and “no amount of infinity can get me away from gojo's 12 incher”. Watermelon liquor nods to the 🍉 in their name and the playful, wife-obsessed sweetness of posts like “its only been a few hours but i miss my wife ; ;”. Calamansi juice brings sharp Filipino brightness, matching takes like “going to America in big 2026 is a dumb shit move because you'll get molested by TSA and then get deported by ICE”. Spicy ginger syrup captures their chaotic, NSFW edge from tweets such as “i be playing with sara with my MEAT out” and “gojo sucking my girl penis send tweet”. Blue Curaçao gives it anime-gamer neon energy worthy of “jjk season 3 episode 4 is the greatest piece of media of all time”, while sparkling water keeps it fizzy and fast-paced, like their hyperposting about Linux, Deadlock, and streaming such as “i boot up my pc that has fedora kde installed… it runs....”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts show a consistent mix of sharp pragmatism, self‑preservation, and ruthless, sometimes vengeful priorities that align most with Slytherin. They openly frame survival and outliving an abuser as a driving motive, e.g. “im never gonna rope because if i die. monsters like that pedophile ex will live longer than me”, which is a very Slytherin, survival‑through-spite outlook. Their politics and tech takes are bluntly strategic rather than idealistic: “the ai bubble will burst but the result is that Google will have a monopoly on AI like how they already do on searches” and their 2028 tech scenario in “1080ti's are considered a collectors item priced at 5k usd the ai bubble popped but this only means openai goes under and google wins” read like someone thinking in long‑term power structures, not just fandom or curiosity. They also display a sharp, sometimes cruel edge in how they talk about enemies, as in “fuck ICE but i hope they shoot my pedophile ex before they get abolished LOL”, which combines strong moral lines with a willingness to endorse brutal consequences. While they clearly have loyalty and affection for their wife (“my micro penised up girlfriend took over my world :3c”), that loyalty is very in‑group focused, another Slytherin hallmark. On balance, the survival-driven mindset, fixation on power dynamics, and cutting, strategic tone fit Slytherin much more than the idealism of Gryffindor, the gentleness of Hufflepuff, or the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for them is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo because it captures chaotic, hyper-online Gen Z energy mixed with angst, horniness, and dark humor. Their timeline swings from horny shitposting like “i want my girfirldds cock andkeep suckin on it goodsddd” and “gojo sucking my girl penis send tweet” to raw emotional posts such as “im never gonna rope because if i die. monsters like that pedophile ex will live longer than me”. brutal’s lyrics about feeling messed up, angry, and overwhelmed line up with their posts on trauma and safety, like “fuck ICE but i hope they shoot my pedophile ex before they get abolished LOL” and “shes wife...”, showing a mix of bitterness and clinging to comfort. The song’s restless, over-stimulated vibe mirrors their ADHD/tism self-description and fast-switching interests, from Linux rants (“i type in shutdown on linux and it just shuts down”) to anime brainrot like “thinking of gojo's sweet succulent 12 incher”. Overall, brutal fits their loud, unapologetic, extremely online existence and the emotional whiplash that comes with it.

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