Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends, e.g. thanking and tagging @faelightt and @norikageyama in posts like “Thank you for always being there for me, throughout my ups and downs.. I can’t wait to see you guys in a few..”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings about fear, emptiness, and pain in tweets like “I am no longer a person, I’m an empty shell of what used to be one.”.
- Supportive listener: Invites others to talk and ask things, showing openness to others’ feelings, as in “If you ever want to dm me, please do. I probably want to dm you too, but I’m too stubborn.” and “Say or ask anything.. If you’d like”.
- Playful personality: Uses cute language and humor (e.g. “oomfs and non oomfs”, “pspsps..”, “Me if you even care”) in posts like “Me if you even care” and “Pspsps..”.
- Appreciative nature: Regularly thanks people for art and messages, e.g. “Ael! I love it.. Thank you so much, so pretty 🥹” and “( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Anon, I love this soso much.. Thank you for blessing my strawpage”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Expresses severe hopelessness and references ending things by their own hands in posts like “I live only to suffer and I have no choice but to either endure it or end it by my own hands”.
- Chronic pessimism: Often frames life and future in negative absolutes, e.g. “My fate has already been sealed, and there’s nothing I can do about it.. So I’ll stop worrying” and “Nothing lasts forever, not for me”.
- Avoidant coping: Avoids responsibilities like school due to distress, shown in “Aah.. I should really go to school for once, but I once again woke up to a terrible migraine.. I can’t keep doing this” and “I’m skipping school and going back to sleep goodnite”.
- Low self-worth: Talks about being unlovable and ruining things, e.g. “If I’m unlovable, then please take away my desire to feel loved” and “I ruin everything I lay my hands on, even when I’m only trying to hold it.”.
- Fearful attachment: Shows intense fear of abandonment and craving for attention, as in “You’re bored of me, aren’t you? Please, don’t leave me..” and “I don’t want to ask for his attention, but I crave it all the time..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-aware, anxious about the future, but still deeply affectionate toward the people they care about. Like Lisa, they oscillate between existential dread and trying to keep going, saying things like “I live only to suffer and I have no choice but to either endure it or end it by my own hands” and “I fear the future more than anything”. There’s also a strong sense of detachment and identity confusion, very Lisa-coded introspection, in posts such as “I am no longer a person, I’m an empty shell of what used to be one” and “Haven’t you heard? I’m not real”. At the same time, they show a big, soft heart for friends and loved ones, writing things like “Thank you for always being there for me, throughout my ups and downs.. I can’t wait to see you guys in a few..” and “If you ever want to dm me, please do. I probably want to dm you too, but I’m too stubborn.”. Even their mix of migraines, hypersomnia and school stress, as in “I should really go to school for once, but I once again woke up to a terrible migraine.. I can’t keep doing this”, feels like Lisa’s constant struggle to function in a world that weighs heavily on her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They explicitly self-type as an INTP in their bio, but their tweets lean more toward a highly emotional, values-driven style that fits INFP best. For I/E, they clearly skew introverted: they often talk about low social energy and preferring bed/sleep, like “Hypersomnia doesn’t allow me to do shit.. I’m nearly always sleeping, and during the few hours I am awake I’m too drowsy to do anything..”, and they reassure others that low interaction doesn’t mean dislike, in “I may not be so interactive.. But don’t mistake that for me disliking interaction.. I have very low social battery, but talking to you guys makes me very happy..”. For N vs S, they constantly speak in metaphors and existential reflections rather than concrete facts, e.g. “I am no longer a person, I’m an empty shell of what used to be one. I carry the memories, but they aren’t mine..” and “All the scars you can see They’re permanent, I am not”, showing a strong intuitive, abstract focus. For T/F, they are intensely emotion-centered and relationship-focused, saying things like “If I’m unlovable, then please take away my desire to feel loved” and “You’re bored of me, aren’t you? Please, don’t leave me..”, which is more characteristic of Fi-heavy feelers than detached thinkers. On J/P, they struggle with structure, frequently skipping school due to migraines or exhaustion such as “Aah.. I should really go to school for once, but I once again woke up to a terrible migraine.. I can’t keep doing this” and joking about not attending, like “Do you guys think I’m actually attending school tomorrow..? Leave your bets”, indicating a more spontaneous, Perceiving orientation. Overall, their introspective, metaphor-heavy despair, strong need for love and validation, and difficulty with external structure align most closely with INFP despite their stated INTP label.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were ‘born to eat cute desserts’—does that mean if we go out, I’m obligated to keep buying you uramaki spicy sake rolls and tompouce protein bars until you admit you like me more than your bed?
- You keep tweeting that you’re ‘not real’ and an ‘empty shell,’ but every time Aki posts about you, you light up his timeline—mind if I speedrun becoming your favourite recurring character too?
- You said, ‘If I could, I’d escape to a place far away and leave my life as I know it behind.’ If that escape plan ever needs a co-pilot, I’m good at planning around hypersomnia naps and mandatory sushi breaks.
- You’re on #shedtwt and #edtwt worrying about scars and thigh gaps, but to me you’re just the person whose light therapy lamp, migraine battles, and sleepy ‘goodnite oomfs and non oomfs’ posts make the timeline feel weirdly safe.
- You joked about freeloading off someone instead of getting a job—how about this: you bring the Blåhaj, plushie cuddles, and cinnamoroll fits, I’ll bring the steak dinners and emotional support whenever ‘all roads lead to nausea.’ Deal?
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • NL • chronically sleepy, occasionally in class. Once bought a lamp to fix my brain & just used it to admire desserts. DM-friendly, no DNI.– @KuraBites
Your signature cocktail
ᐠﹷ ‸ ﹷ ᐟ\ﾉ Hypersleep Halo
The lychee soju base is light and a little unreal, matching their feeling of dissociation and fragility in tweets like “Haven’t you heard? I’m not real” and “I am no longer a person, I’m an empty shell of what used to be one.”. Blue curaçao adds an Aki‑colored swirl for all the clingy affection and notifications, echoing “I like when Aki posts about me I like when Aki posts I like when Aki is online I like when Aki is awake” and the constant Aki mentions. The elderflower tonic brings a soft, floral fizz that represents how gentle they are with oomfs, as in “If you ever want to dm me, please do. I probably want to dm you too, but I’m too stubborn.” and their many sweet strawpage replies. Yuzu syrup gives a sharp sweet–sour mood swing for lines like “I live only to suffer and I have no choice but to either endure it or end it by my own hands” and “Everything feels so overwhelming, I just want this to be over..”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish melts into the drink the way their constant naps and hypersomnia blur the day away, inspired by “Hypersomnia doesn’t allow me to do shit.. I’m nearly always sleeping”, all their “goodnite” posts like “Goodnite, oomfs and non oomfs.. Leave a gimmick, if you want..”, and the dreamy wish in “I want to dream forever”. This cocktail is light but emotionally strong: sweet, a little bitter, and very shedtwt angel-devil core.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in Angel/Kura’s tweets is an emphasis on affection, attachment, and quiet loyalty to friends and oomfs rather than ambition or glory. They openly cherish their friends and mutuals, saying things like “Thank you for always being there for me, throughout my ups and downs.. I can’t wait to see you guys in a few.. @faelightt @norikageyama” and “I love my irls”, which shows strong interpersonal devotion. They repeatedly invite others to interact, in a gentle, reassuring way—“If you ever want to dm me, please do. I probably want to dm you too, but I’m too stubborn.” and “Say or ask anything.. If you’d like”—and clarify that low interaction isn’t dislike: “I may not be so interactive.. But don’t mistake that for me disliking interaction.. I have very low social battery, but talking to you guys makes me very happy..”. This tone is consistently warm, gentle, and other-focused, matching Hufflepuff’s kindness and inclusivity more than the sharper edges of Slytherin or the intellectual pride of Ravenclaw. Even when struggling, they respond with gratitude and care—“( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Anon, I love this soso much.. Thank you for blessing my strawpage, this really made me happy..”—showing a Hufflepuff-like tendency to value small acts of affection and community above all else.
Your movie
Your song
I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys
A well-suited song for KuraBites is I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys, because it mixes romantic fixation with exhaustion and quiet despair, similar to their timeline. They repeatedly show intense longing and attachment, like when they say “Getting his notifications makes me happy, even if they aren’t for me. I just like to hear from him..” and “I don’t want to ask for his attention, but I crave it all the time..”, which mirrors the song’s obsessive devotion. The song’s melancholic, resigned tone also fits their fatalistic posts such as “My fate has already been sealed, and there’s nothing I can do about it.. So I’ll stop worrying” and “I live only to suffer and I have no choice but to either endure it or end it by my own hands”. At the same time, they show softness and a desire for closeness in tweets like “Oh, to be held in your arms and not have to worry about anything else” and “Come and cuddle me while I sleep ..”, echoing the song’s yearning to belong completely to someone. Overall, the blend of romantic obsession, vulnerability, and quiet gloom in I Wanna Be Yours captures both their shedtwt side and their affectionate, clingy, love-tinted posts.
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