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Your Simpsons character
Much like the perennially miserable bartender, @KUROXROGUE exhibits an intense, dark cycle of self-loathing and frequent mentions of physical and emotional trauma. Their feed is a stream of consciousness reflecting deep loneliness and a desire for connection, seen in quotes like “Maybeim justnot wworthyofreal llove.” and a tragic tendency toward self-harm, such as “The asteroids still here.. trying again wont hurt...”. Both the user and Moe often feel victimized by the world, with the user lamenting “Eevryonealwaysdemonises mme”, mirroring Moe's frequent 'woe is me' outbursts. Despite the heavy themes, there is a gritty, blunt survivalism and occasional flashes of protective loyalty that align with Moe’s more sympathetic moments.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ruko demonstrates a strong Introverted preference, as their tweets focus heavily on internal emotional turmoil and a sense of isolation from others, notably saying [“I.realycanttrust anyone..ccan i..:”. Their focus on immediate, physical sensations like “I.hurtsomuch. mycore ach3s.” suggests a Sensing trait over abstract theory. As a Feeling type, their entire digital presence is a raw expression of personal values and subjective distress, often pleading for affection with tweets like “Iwwantedto be llovd”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through highly reactive, spontaneous outbursts and a lack of structured planning, exemplified by the chaotic urgency of “PUSHHH!!!!!!!!! I MUST DO THIS ALONE” during a sudden crisis.

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Exploring the cosmos as a self-proclaimed 'planet' with a penchant for chaotic baby-sitting. Survivor of orbital drama, seeking peace and celestial alignment.– @KUROXROGUE

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This drink is a chaotic, high-proof mess served cold to match a life where “everything always demonises me”. The dark absinthe reflects a 'begrudging' existence as a planet, while the blue ice pays homage to the frantic moment Ruko asked “how do i cpr a baby” because it was “FUCKING BLUEEE”. The bitter rim captures the sting of betrayal when they realized “HE CHEATEF PN ME.?”, resulting in a cocktail that is as experimental and volatile as Ruko’s mental state. It’s the perfect sip for someone who feels “watched” and expects to get jumped at any moment.

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RUKO demonstrates a core focus on self-preservation and a 'me-against-the-world' mentality, famously declaring “I MUST DO THIS ALONE FUCK NO FUCK OFF CUNTS” during a crisis. Their resourcefulness—or perhaps cunning—is seen when they use their phone as a tool to manipulate a situation, noting “giving them my phone made them shush”. Despite their emotional turmoil, they prioritize their own survival and emotional security, lamenting “I.justwanted to feel safe...i.imnotsafe..illneverbe ssafe”. This defensive posture and intense focus on their own perceived status as a “good planet” who is being 'demonized' by others align perfectly with Slytherin’s tribalism and preservation of one's own image.

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The persona of RUKO aligns perfectly with the themes of being a 'liability' to others and the intense cycle of emotional volatility seen throughout their feed. They consistently express feelings of abandonment and being framed as a villain, tweeting, “Aalwaysout to mmakeme a bbadperson..always.... iima good planet” and “Eevryonealwaysdemonises mme”. The song’s focus on being 'too much' for people resonates with their distress over being excluded, specifically when they exclaim, “THEYRE TRYNNA KICK ME OUT OF THE SYSTEM”. Ultimately, their desperate search for safety and love—“I.wwanted tofeel safe...i.imnotsafe..illneverbe ssafe”—mirrors the song's core vulnerability of feeling fundamentally unlovable and replaceable.

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