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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is known for his reckless, self‑destructive behavior and his simple, unconditional love for his children, which mirrors the user’s obsession with "octuplets" and their willingness to endure pain for love. For example, the user tweets "I love my octuplets like they’re my actual children [picture]" and "I will definitely need to go to the ER if I want to remove all of my tampons because the first few are definitely stuck like actual babies now [picture]". Like Homer’s frequent trips to the ER after careless mishaps, the user says "I’m extremely surprised I only got Toxic Shock Syndrome once given the amount of times I’ve abused myself". The user’s impulsive, "I enjoy it so much it makes me want drool" attitude toward pain also aligns with Homer’s love of donuts and beer despite obvious health risks. Overall, the combination of reckless self‑harm, love for family, and constant medical emergencies points most closely to Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted focus on personal inner experiences, e.g., I don’t really plan on posting much on this account and I’m not sure if I mentioned this before. Their language centers on concrete sensory details like I am cold all over, I want to puke, and my legs feel like they’re being ripped open, indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven statements such as I love my octuplets like they’re my actual children and I love them reveal dominant Feeling. The overall pattern is impulsive and flexible, with spontaneous actions like I’m going to try to push them in deeper and frequent changes in behavior, reflecting a Perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.

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Paramedicine student, fictionkin, & experimental art lover who once tried to fit an octet of tampons in one day—always chasing the edge.– @kurubellum

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They say 'I love my octuplets like they’re my actual children' (tweet) and 'I pushed my babies in deeper before work yesterday and was in excruciating pain all day' (tweet). The smoky mezcal captures the harsh, self‑inflicted pain they describe, while the bitter Campari mirrors their love of torture. Grenadine adds a vivid blood‑red hue echoing their obsession with bleeding and Toxic Shock Syndrome. Fresh ginger juice delivers a burning, stomach‑ache sensation that reflects the constant ache of their 'octuplets' inside. A rim of black pepper adds an edgy, irritating finish, just like their frantic, chaotic tweets about pain and self‑harm.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a willingness to break rules and pursue dangerous personal goals, reflecting Slytherin ambition and cunning. For example, they write 'I love my octuplets like they’re my actual children [picture]' and 'I pushed my babies in deeper before work yesterday and was in excruciating pain all day', indicating a relentless drive to push boundaries. Their meticulous self‑experimenting, such as 'I am also surprised I can feel literally anything in my lower body… there’s a reason why i didn’t remove my labias… because I value pleasure too much [picture]', shows resourcefulness and control. They openly embrace dark, rule‑defying behavior, declaring 'I’m evil [picture]' and 'If I don’t get Toxic Shock Syndrome from my 8 tampons I will be so pissed like what else do I need to do bruh [picture]'. This combination of ambition, cunning self‑control, and disregard for authority aligns best with Slytherin.

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The song 'Pain' by Three Days Grace captures @kurubellum's obsessive relationship with suffering and self‑inflicted torture. They repeatedly declare a love for the agony, saying 'I enjoy it so much it makes me want drool' and 'I am in agony I am cold all over, I want to puke, and my legs feel like they’re being ripped open'. Their own reference to the track—'I remember deeply resonating to Pain by Three Days Grace as a little girl'—shows the song has long been a personal anthem. The lyrics of 'Pain' repeatedly repeat the desire to 'feel the pain' and to 'stay in it', mirroring tweets like 'My only pride in life are my babies' which they keep inside as a source of constant discomfort. Overall, the relentless focus on feeling pain and refusing help aligns perfectly with the song’s theme.

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