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Kat mirrors the more self-destructive and perfectionistic side of Lisa Simpson, often feeling a deep sense of academic or social alienation while struggling with internal pressure. Much like Lisa’s episodes dealing with body image and high expectations, Kat expresses extreme guilt over perceived failures, such as when she says “I just purged but I feel so shitty because... he thinks I’m recovering and I feel like I betrayed him”. She possesses Lisa’s characteristic melancholy and analytical nature, often reflecting on the hypocrisy of her community by noting “how are you, as somebody with an eating disorder, gonna judge somebody for their unhealthy eating habits?”. Ultimately, her posts reflect a highly sensitive, isolated individual who feels “so cooked” while navigating intense emotional distress and a desire for control.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kat exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional struggles and solitary experiences, such as “writing my suicide note” in private during class. Their Sensing (S) trait is clear in their fixation on concrete data like “BMI 19” and physical sensations, such as feeling “nauseating” when criticized. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are deeply rooted in personal values and guilt, specifically feeling like they “betrayed” their boyfriend. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through their impulsive reactions to setbacks, such as when they “decided to relapse” after months of progress, reflecting an emotionally driven, spontaneous lifestyle rather than a structured recovery plan.

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Colorado Springs native. Digital art enthusiast & waffle aficionado. Navigating life at 18 with a focus on self-growth and finding the perfect pair of jeans.– @KutieKool_Kat

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Kat’s journey of highs and lows, specifically her pride in reaching a “new lowest weight” contrasted by the sharp bitterness of a “relapse after promising their boyfriend that they wouldn’t”. The charred garnish reflects the time she “burnt my waffle” during an OMAD session, while the overall profile remains lean and cold. It mirrors her feelings of being “so cooked” while navigating the dark humor of someone who knows they are “literally in the middle of writing my suicide note”. It is an experimental, high-tension cocktail for someone who feels they “ruin everything” but keeps tracking every drop.

Your Hogwarts House
Kat demonstrates the Slytherin traits of ambition and goal-oriented focus through her rigid dedication to specific weight milestones, as seen in her bio's 'GW: 95 | UGW: 75' and her celebration when she “JUST HIT BMI 19”. She shows a resourceful, if dark, analytical side when evaluating her own habits, such as when she argues that “starving yourself is any healthier than obesity is”, displaying a blunt realism typical of the house. Her self-preservation instincts are complicated by her internal conflict regarding her boyfriend, yet she remains focused on her personal trajectory, noting her achievements like when she “hit a new lowest weight”. Ultimately, her intense drive to reach a self-defined 'ultimate' status regardless of the cost mirrors the classic Slytherin pursuit of perfection and control.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly captures Kat’s devastating struggle with body image and the relentless pursuit of an impossible physical ideal. Her bio lists a dangerous 'UGW: 75' and a 'BMI: 17', echoing the song's themes of self-destruction and weight obsession. She frequently documents the emotional toll of her eating disorder, tweeting “I just purged but I feel so shitty... I feel like I betrayed him” and “I love losing weight but it’s so depressing that my favourite jeans don’t fit anymore”. The lyrics' focus on the pain of 'trying to be a prom queen' mirrors her cycle of relapse and the guilt she feels when she thinks she has “ruined everything”. Ultimately, both the song and Kat's feed portray a heartbreaking reality where self-worth is tied entirely to a scale.

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