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Your Simpsons character
The overall tone of this account fits Bart Simpson best: irreverent, chaotic, and constantly clowning on everything from games to fandoms. They fire off blunt, gleefully mean jokes the way Bart heckles authority, like calling an event "this event was ass" or saying HoYo is "just keeps being dogshit." There’s also that juvenile, horny humor—"tracing my finger along the false skys pussy) who hurt you....." and "that man is a homosexual so any man works myself included"—which is very Bart’s perpetual-teen energy. Like Bart constantly roasting adults and systems, they go after creators and fandom discourse with zero reverence, as in "god forbid you call genshins character writing dogshit bc you will get called misogynistic or racist or homophobic or ableist or." Underneath the snark you can see real opinions and investment in media, but it’s always delivered through that mischievous, trolling Bart-style lens.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: their timeline is highly interactive, full of replies/quote-tweets, and they clearly enjoy stirring discourse and reacting to others rather than keeping to themselves, as in “seems more like ur trying to distract us” and “dont act fucking dumb”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they jump to big-picture critiques of writing, media, and fandom rather than concrete day-to-day details, like “in genshin you cant be a villain or you will be subject to a terribly written ending” and “comparing someone who can write really fucking well to someone who cant write for shit lmfao okay”, which shows pattern-spotting and abstraction. They lean Thinking over Feeling: their tone is blunt, combative, and evaluation-heavy, prioritizing whether something is "good" or "dogshit" over harmony, e.g. “this is because amenti was a dogshit game” and “god forbid you call genshins character writing dogshit bc you will get called misogynistic or racist or homophobic or ableist or”. Their spontaneity, constant joking, and comfort with mess over order suggest Perceiving: they riff impulsively and lean into chaotic humor rather than structured planning, as in “you can take billy and manato out of that tier now because they've done it with me. at the same time. its true” and “(tracing my finger along the false skys pussy) who hurt you.....”. Overall, the mix of argumentative, irony-heavy media critique, love of debate-y quote tweets, and chaotic humor fits ENTP best.

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Media nerd, game critic & part-time menace. Once paused a raid to complain about character writing—and still topped the damage chart.– @kuuhuubii

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged on purpose, matching Seph’s caps-lock moments like “WE'RE GOING UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN”. The overproof rum is their blunt, zero-filter backbone that calls games and writing “dogshit” as in “dont care teyvat should die everyone chopped and boring”. Blood orange liqueur adds a dramatic, fruity edge for their fandom obsessions and character stanning like “everlasTANG💅”. A hit of espresso keeps the gamer energy and late-night media rants flowing, echoing their chainsaw-man freakout in “holy fuck i love chainsaw man”. The lime juice is the sharp, sour commentary that slices through hypocrisy, as when they say “this is because amenti was a dogshit game”. Finally, chili-honey syrup blends sweetness with burn, capturing the queer, irreverent humor of “loser who likes men a normal amount” and lines like “that man is a homosexual so any man works myself included”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, strategic, almost predatory way of engaging with media and fandom that aligns strongly with Slytherin traits. They repeatedly call out companies and creators in a very direct, cutting way, like criticizing HoYo’s writing and decisions in tweets such as “in genshin you cant be a villain or you will be subject to a terribly written ending” and “this would be better if they actually impacted the cutscene but no hoyo just keeps being dogshit”, which suggests a ruthless standards-driven mindset rather than a conciliatory one. There’s also a strong sense of self-interest and boundary-drawing in posts like “i dont mind it in quickplay but in comp oh my god please get off i have triple your healing”, where performance and winning are prioritized over harmony. Their humor leans toward biting, confident jabs—e.g., “that man is a homosexual so any man works myself included” and “you can take billy and manato out of that tier now because they've done it with me. at the same time. its true”—which reflects self-assuredness and social boldness associated with Slytherin. Even when criticizing fandom discourse, they do it with a dismissive, cutting efficiency, like “god forbid you call genshins character writing dogshit bc you will get called misogynistic or racist or homophobic or ableist or”, displaying a willingness to be unpopular if it means saying what they believe. This blend of sharp wit, unapologetic standards, and self-focused assertiveness fits Slytherin far better than the more idealistic or soft-edged houses.

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A chaotic, hyper-online gamer who calls themselves a “loser who likes men a normal amount” fits the aggressive, neon-energy of Vroom Vroom perfectly. Their timeline is full of blunt, unserious takes like “holy fuck” and “this event was ass”, mirroring the song’s loud, no-filter attitude. They openly stan Charli too, casually dropping “von dutch by charli xcx”, which makes Charli’s catalog an especially good fit. Their mix of horny jokes (“(tracing my finger along the false skys pussy) who hurt you.....”) and savage fandom commentary (“dont act fucking dumb”) matches the song’s bratty, confident vibe. Overall, Vroom Vroom captures their loud humor, stan culture immersion, and unapologetically unhinged posting style better than almost anything else.

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