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The user's rebellious, anti‑authority rant about school discipline ('La gente que dice que fomenta la disciplina en los jóvenes…') mirrors Bart's constant defiance of school rules and adult authority. Their frequent use of provocative, meme‑style one‑liners such as 'Stop' and 'Me, but i ain't that white' reflects Bart's love for quick, sarcastic retorts like 'Eat my shorts!'. The self‑deprecating admission of recurring depression ('I can't be this depressed yet again') aligns with Bart's occasional moments of insecurity and feeling misunderstood. Their engagement with pop‑culture fandoms (e.g., anime, yaoi, 'With the Twisted Wonderland anime… I find it slightly homophobic') echoes Bart's penchant for being a media‑savvy kid who pushes boundaries. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, rebellious humor, and a penchant for stirring controversy fits Bart Simpson best among the main Simpsons characters.

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These tweets show an extraverted style, as they openly share personal feelings and frequently engage with others, e.g., "I can't be this depressed yet again" and quoting other users. Their focus on imaginative and abstract ideas, such as the novel about a female army "The Rebirth of the Cannon Fodder Scholar in the Imperial Examination Novel" indicates a preference for intuition over concrete details. The user often expresses personal values and emotions, calling out "Racist 😮💨" and reflecting on identity with "Being homo is just depression ig", which aligns with a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, varied content—from meme‑like posts about anime to commentary on current events—demonstrates a perceiving, flexible approach, as seen in "With the Twisted Wonderland anime coming out, OG fans are taking the opportunity to be super annoying".

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Colombian anime nerd & queer fanfic writer 🌈 | Meme curator, coffee addict, cat whisperer—once got my cat to approve a plot twist.– @kvampx

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The drink blends smoky mezcal with sweet banana liqueur, echoing kvampx’s paradoxical flair, as they tweet "La vida es un banano" while also obsessing over cats like in "Gatos". A dash of hot sauce adds a bite that mirrors their edgy comments such as "Being homo is just depression ig" and "Incest, does this say sm abt me 😮💨". The dark rum gives depth and a hint of rebellion, reminiscent of their provocative posts about politics and identity, for example "Gringos stop copying Colombia!". Sparkling tonic lifts the mixture, reflecting the playful, flamboyant vibe seen in tweets like "Stop [picture]" and "Ay lysandro 🤤". Finally, a cat-shaped chocolate garnish and a sprinkle of edible glitter nod to their love of cats and the “My beautiful Seraphin” OC, tying the cocktail together as a chaotic, colorful tribute.

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The user frequently confronts controversial topics and calls out injustice, showing the bravery and nerve characteristic of Gryffindor. They openly label bigotry, as seen in tweets like "Racist 😮💨" and "I find it slightly homophobic 😮💨", demonstrating a willingness to speak out against discrimination. Their critique of human rights issues, for example "Zero concept of ethics and manners, but Asian countries tend to be the worst when it comes to human rights; perhaps if they worried more about that instead of piracy, things would change for the better 🗣", reflects a bold stance on difficult subjects. Even when discussing personal struggles, they admit "I can't be this depressed yet again", showing the courage to be vulnerable. This combination of outspoken moral conviction and fearless self‑expression aligns best with Gryffindor.

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The user repeatedly expresses depressive feelings, as seen in the tweet "I can't be this depressed yet again" and "Being homo is just depression ig". Their sense of alienation from society appears in posts like "Racist 😮💨" and "Zero concept of ethics and manners", showing they feel like an outsider. Their self‑identification with emo culture is evident in the tweet "Emo Ivan hotter", linking them to the emo aesthetic. The lyrics of My Chemical Romance’s "I’m Not Okay (I Promise)" repeatedly declare "I’m not okay" and "I think I’m broken", mirroring the user’s emotional state. The song’s blend of angst, defiant self‑acceptance, and cathartic release matches the user’s chaotic, meme‑filled timeline and their struggle with identity and depression.

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