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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, not in behavior but in inner life and self-critique. Lisa is intensely analytical and self-monitoring, much like this user calculating and recalculating metrics such as BMI and intake, as seen in “turns out ive been calculating my bmi wrong bc ive been putting in the wrong height lol” and “900 cal daily limit for dis week”. The user’s environment (edtwt, diet culture, body scrutiny) mirrors Lisa’s experience of being hyper-aware in a world that often misunderstands or minimizes her concerns, like when they say “like im literally bmi 19 rn and they think im as thin as toothpicks like wtf”. There’s also an undercurrent of burnout and emotional exhaustion in posts like “bleh” and lying about food in “family was ordering chick fil a and i had to lie and say i wasnt hungry”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to internalize stress and push herself too hard. Finally, the way they reorient their whole online life around a goal—“deactivated my other accs so im forced to stay here and can ultimately lock in”—echoes Lisa’s obsessive focus when she’s pursuing something, even at her own expense.

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Flat‑footed runner with a music brain and too many step goals. Once miscounted my own height by 1cm and rebuilt my calorie math from scratch.– @KW0NBONES

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The soju base with a splash of champagne reflects their K‑idol fixation and slightly chaotic edtwt glam, nodding to lines like “can i get a mingyu and bmi 16 meal please” and the various idol pics they post. Sugar-free lychee soda mirrors their sweet but restrained vibe, echoing the way they celebrate small wins like “124.4 we on a roll 🤠” while still keeping everything tightly controlled. The lime juice and a dash of saline bring a sharp, slightly painful edge, capturing moments like “family was ordering chick fil a and i had to lie and say i wasnt hungry” and “900 cal daily limit for dis week”. Matcha ice cubes stand for the ‘lock in’ discipline and edgy calm of posts such as “deactivated my other accs so im forced to stay here and can ultimately lock in” and the constant body-checking like “looking at the photos i took when my stomach was flat”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is their playful, aesthetic side—those cute emoticons and selfies like “໒꒱” and “૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა”—that makes the drink look light and fun even when it’s stronger and more complicated underneath.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest recurring theme in their tweets is ambition targeted at weight loss, often framed in a highly competitive, results‑oriented way, which aligns with Slytherin’s drive. They celebrate extreme progress like “7kg in less than 2 weeks 🚬🚬🚬” and set harsh goals such as “900 cal daily limit for dis week”, showing a willingness to push themselves beyond healthy limits to achieve what they want. Their bio, “can i get a mingyu and bmi 16 meal please”, and remarks like “deactivated my other accs so im forced to stay here and can ultimately lock in” reveal a strategic, almost calculated approach to self‑control and focus, even if it’s self-destructive. This self-preservation-through-control angle appears again when they lie to family: “family was ordering chick fil a and i had to lie and say i wasnt hungry”, choosing their long‑term goal over immediate comfort or honesty. While there are hints of humor and social interaction, the dominant pattern is ruthless goal‑orientation and resourceful management of their environment to serve that goal, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than the more values‑driven ethos of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is BORN TO BE by Stray Kids because it captures a defiant, self-destructive determination that mirrors their edtwt mindset and fixation on control. Their bio, “can i get a mingyu and bmi 16 meal please,” shows an intense, almost ironic romanticization of restriction, echoing the song’s rebellious, all-or-nothing attitude. Tweets like “900 cal daily limit for dis week” and “turns out ive been calculating my bmi wrong...” reflect meticulous body tracking and a willingness to push themselves beyond what’s healthy, similar to the song’s theme of pushing past limits regardless of the cost. Their pride in rapid loss, as in “7kg in less than 2 weeks 🚬🚬🚬”, and using harsh quotes as motivation like “this quote is my daily motivation”, aligns with the track’s aggressive resolve and refusal to back down. At the same time, posts like “family was ordering chick fil a and i had to lie and say i wasnt hungry” hint at the isolation and pain underneath, which matches the song’s underlying sense of struggle beneath its bold exterior.

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