kwoogah
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His frequent use of sarcasm and playful language in his tweets shows a strong sense of humor.
- Passionate: His dedication to his Runescape UIM journey and his enthusiasm for cooking demonstrate a passionate nature.
- Creative: His desire to write music and his playful use of memes and internet culture suggest a creative mind.
- Generous: His willingness to offer free resume advice and invite others to help him trim his cat's nails reflects a generous spirit.
- Open-minded: His acceptance of his autism and his willingness to embrace unconventional views show an open-minded perspective.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: His frequent tweets about being late or not getting things done suggest a tendency towards procrastination.
- Impulsiveness: His desire to buy a pound of marijuana and his impulsive decisions, like unfollowing Björk, indicate a possible impulsiveness.
- Self-doubt: His questioning of his own humor and his concerns about being picked last suggest a degree of self-doubt.
- Distractibility: His frequent changes in topic and his fascination with various internet trends suggest a tendency to be easily distracted.
- Overthinking: His worries about the "cosmic fealty" he owes to his followers and his anxieties about his cat's dental health indicate a tendency to overthink.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Woad's love for "weed seltzer" and his frequent references to alcohol in his tweets, such as "Brought a whole pound of mary… robot voice But I can’t seem to find burger Burger burger burger [picture]" and "Handfuls of lunch meat are so 2018 the new thing is pouring an entire serving of cottage cheese directly in your mouth straight from the container [picture]" suggest a resemblance to Barney Gumble, the perpetually intoxicated character from The Simpsons. Both share a fondness for indulging in their vices and a humorous approach to life's challenges.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Runescape UIM, because you're the only one I've ever seen who can handle my level of chaos.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to you or your cat, but either way, I'm in.
- My love for you is like a UIM fire cape, rare, valuable, and something I'll never give up.
- You're like a weed seltzer on a hot day, refreshing and exactly what I need.
- I'm not sure if you're a golden retriever boyfriend, but I'm definitely willing to take a chance on you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Runescape Ultimate Ironman (UIM) enthusiast. Weed seltzer connoisseur. Free resume advice! 🍉 Catch me on Twitch: twitch.tv/kwoogah– @kwoogah
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Woad's dedication to his Runescape UIM journey, his love for his cat, and his willingness to help others with resume advice point towards the Hufflepuff house. His tweets like "I just taught my biggest resume class yet and it makes me so happy. I really could do this for the rest of my life I think [picture]" and "Who wanna come over and help me trim my cat’s nails [picture]" showcase his loyalty, kindness, and dedication to helping others. These qualities embody the spirit of Hufflepuff, known for its hard work, patience, and dedication to those they care about.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
This song, with its themes of jealousy, betrayal, and longing for a lost love, resonates with Woad's frequent references to relationships and his humorous observations about love and heartbreak. His tweets about "golden retriever boyfriends" and his playful interactions with his followers suggest a playful and sometimes cynical perspective on relationships, similar to the themes explored in "Mr. Brightside."
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