Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, anger, and pain, from gushing over yuri and Superman to venting about family and mental health, e.g. “being a superman fan works better than any antidepressant”.
- Humorously self-aware: Uses humor to describe struggles, like “people w generalized anxiety disorder when they get super worried be like oh my gad. haha get it” and calling themself “a group project” of people trying to fix them.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for manga, yuri, Superman, Chiikawa, and seals, e.g. “i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only” and multiple all-caps excitement tweets about yuri and favorite characters.
- Affectionate language: Uses cute, caring phrasing like “MY SCRUMBLY WUMBLIES!” and heartfelt lines such as “oh my sweet sweet chii… makes me want to keep going”, showing warmth toward their comforts and blorbos.
- Resilient coping: Despite frequent suicidal thoughts, they look for reasons to keep going—Chiikawa, seals, yuri, Superman—and even tweet things like “NEVER KYS” and track meds and improvement attempts.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic hopelessness: Repeatedly expresses wanting to die or kill themself across months, e.g. “i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die” and “i dont understand how people can get through each day without wanting to die”.
- Family resentment: Frequently describes intense hatred and distress around family, like “i hate my fucking family i genuinely hate them so much” and “being around my family genuinely drives me so insane”.
- Medication frustration: Shows impatience and despair about meds not working, e.g. “150mg and i still cant feel like a normal person” and “my meds arent working well enough more pls more pls”.
- Self-destructive ideation: Often frames coping in fatalistic or jokingly self-destructive ways, like “when the light turns red but i lowkey want a truck to hit me” and repeated “killing myself” posts.
- Low self-worth: Talks about being “actually fucked,” “so screwed,” and struggling to see themself as worthwhile, e.g. “have to somehow convince all these unis im someone worth accepting when i can barely convince myself to stay alive”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an intense, sensitive overthinker who feels out of place in her own family and uses media, art, and niche interests as emotional lifelines. Like Lisa clinging to books and music, this user openly relies on fictional comforts and mascots to stay afloat, saying they “stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only” “i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only. im being so honest. would not be alive if not for these things.” and that “being a superman fan works better than any antidepressant” “being a superman fan works better than any antidepressant”. Their timeline shows high self-awareness of mental illness and meds — “150mg and i still cant feel like a normal person” “150mg and i still cant feel like a normal person” and “officially been a momth on effexor is this even working” “officially been a momth on effexor is this even working there are no noticeable changes. i mean i want to kill myself marginally less so that's a win ? 😐” — which parallels Lisa’s constant introspection and struggle to feel “normal” in a dysfunctional environment. Their repeated frustration and alienation from their family (“is it even possible to live inthis house without wanting to kill yourself”, “being around my family genuinely drives me so insane”) echo Lisa’s role as the emotionally intelligent outcast in a household that doesn’t really get her. At the same time, their passionate, slightly obsessive fandom for yuri, manga, and specific characters (“yuri is the only light in my life...”) mirrors Lisa’s deep dives into causes and interests she loves, even when no one around her shares them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their joys are solitary/parasocial (manga, seals, Superman, chiikawa) and they often describe withdrawing into media and their own feelings rather than social life, e.g. “i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only. im being so honest. would not be alive if not for these things.”. Their tweets are introspective and self-focused, with very little about parties or large friend groups, which fits an inwardly oriented I-type rather than an E-type. They fit Intuition more than Sensing because they constantly speak in emotional/meaning-heavy abstractions—"wanting to die," hating their "baka life," speculating about the future like “one way or another im getting out of here this year”—and use media characters symbolically as coping and identity rather than focusing on concrete sensory details. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling: value judgments and emotional intensity dominate their feed, from “i hate my fucking family i genuinely hate them so much” to the way they attach to comforting characters (“oh my sweet sweet chii… makes me want to keep going even when everything else makes me want to kms”). They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels chaotic and unstructured—difficulty with tasks and uni applications (“i cant do anything i need to do... it js makes me wanna die rly bad...”, “tfw i have to somehow convince all these unis im someone worth accepting when i can barely convince myself to stay alive”)—and their tweeting style is impulsive, stream-of-consciousness, and full of sudden mood swings and caps. Combining I + N + F + P traits—intense inner emotional world, strong attachment to fictional worlds and ideals, and difficulty imposing external structure—INFP (the archetypal sensitive idealist/fangirl) matches them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “just a yuri girl in a yaoi world” — do you need a guest star so it can finally be a yuri world too, or should I just show up holding manga and a seal plushie?
- You stay alive for Superman, Chiikawa, and seals only… if I show up in a cape, holding a Chiikawa keychain and a seal plush, do I unlock a fourth reason or is that too OP for your current build?
- You tweeted that being a Superman fan works better than any antidepressant — if we read Absolute Martian Manhunter together while ranting about your parents, can I be your mildly-effective side effect: ‘increased feelings of being understood’?
- You said 150mg still doesn’t make you feel like a normal person — good, because I don’t want normal; I want the gay, chiikawa-loving, yuri-screaming, ‘SLAP MY BELLAY’ disaster who livetweets her way through MDD and still finds things to love.
- You once said “yuri is the only light in my life” — counter-offer: we sit in a room full of yuri volumes, seals on the screen, Superman posters on the wall, and I try my best to become your favorite WLW side character.
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Surviving on yuri, Superman issues, and seal pics. Once realized meds + manga beat doomscrolling (most days). Comics, chiikawa, and coping strategies.– @kwrispie
Your signature cocktail
The S-Stands-For-Submissive Spritz
This cocktail leans bright and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets “the s stands for submissive <3” and also stays alive for Superman, Chiikawa, and seals only (“i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only. im being so honest.”). Blue curaçao gives it a comic-book, Metropolis sky color that nods to their Superman obsession (“being a superman fan works better than any antidepressant”). Sparkling yuzu soda adds a sharp, fizzy anxiety energy, reflecting the neurotic vibe behind posts like “people w generalized anxiety disorder when they get super worried be like oh my gad.”. Cranberry liqueur threads through as a sweet-bitter streak for all the suicidal ideation and family misery (“is it even possible to live inthis house without wanting to kill yourself”) that’s still oddly playful and dramatic. A light sea salt foam on top is for the seal brainrot and sealtwt love (“seals at you. seals at you. seal”; “save me sealtwt save me”), while edible silver glitter captures the sparkly, all-caps yuri enthusiasm of tweets like “YURI WIN🥳” and “YEEEESJHSFJHNAJKSNWFJKAWNSFKKJFSNAFKJNAWKFNAWKFKWFJNAFKJWNFKJANKJWFNKAJWFNAJKWFNAKJWFNAJKNFAWFNAKWFGNWEJG EYEYSYSSSSSS YESSSSSEYEYSSSSXSSSAS”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their core emotional drivers are attachment and devotion rather than ambition or intellectualism, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They repeatedly frame specific comforts (characters and mascots) as reasons to stay alive, e.g. “i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only. im being so honest. would not be alive if not for these things.” and “chiikawa gives me a reason to keep living thanky ou chiikawa”, showing a deeply loyal, emotionally attached nature. Even at their lowest points, they show a kind of stubborn endurance rather than grand plans or calculated self‑preservation, for instance jokingly describing themselves as a "group project" of people trying to help them in “whole squadron of people trying to fix me bro im literally a group project 🥀” and continuing to push through meds and school: “tfw i have to somehow convince all these unis im someone worth accepting when i can barely convince myself to stay alive 🥀🥀🥀”. Their interests skew toward soft, cozy, emotionally driven media—seals, Chiikawa, yuri, Superman as a symbol of hope—such as “being a superman fan works better than any antidepressant” and “yuri is the only light in my life...”, which aligns with the gentle, heart‑led Hufflepuff archetype more than the sharper edges of Slytherin or the cerebral pride of Ravenclaw. While there are flashes of dark humor and impulsive despair like “MORE DRUGS MORE DRUGS MORE DRUGS 💊💊💊💊💊...”, these read as symptoms of struggle rather than defining traits, whereas their consistent pattern of emotional loyalty to people, characters, and small joys is what truly characterizes them.
Your movie
Your song
Fake Happy - Paramore
A fitting song for @kwrispie is “Fake Happy” by Paramore, because it captures the clash between their loud, funny online persona and the intense depression and suicidality they talk about. They openly tweet things like “i dont understand how people can get through each day without wanting to die” and “i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wannna die i wanna die ouhahhhhgh”, echoing the song’s core of being deeply miserable underneath a social mask. At the same time, their timeline is filled with enthusiastic, all-caps joy about yuri and fictional blorbos, like “YURI WIN🥳” and “THEY LOOK SO CUTE MY SCRUMBLY WUMBLIES!”, which mirrors the song’s cheerful sonic surface over bleak lyrics. Their attempts to cope—staying alive for comfort characters and tiny joys, as in “i stay alive for superman chiikawa and seals only. im being so honest.”—fit perfectly with the theme of forcing yourself through each day even when you feel anything but fine. The fact that they also tweet admiration like “hayley williams is so Beautiful and so cool i am going to Combust .” makes a Paramore song feel even more on-brand for them.
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