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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically aware, and unafraid to rant. Their bio, “major sa philosophy kaya certified pilosopo,” and enthusiasm for Hegel in “pwede mag overshare pag about sa freedom ni hegel, GO AKO” echo Lisa’s bookish, theory-loving side. Like Lisa, they get openly angry at injustice and misogyny, as seen in “i can't handle all these misogynistic points to liza!!! siya na nga na groomed, siya pa natawag na ambisosya!!!” and their criticism of rape as a norm in manhwa in “kainis naman, parang norm lang pala sa manhwa ang r*pe... the fuck with these people writing shit.”. They also show strong political opinions and anti-authoritarian streaks, similar to Lisa’s activism, for example in “for sure talaga magkukunwaring di mahanap si putanginang quiboloy kasi kapit du30.”. At the same time, they’re still very online, emotional, and fannish—gushing about K‑pop, games, and comfort media in tweets like “comfortttt”—which fits Lisa’s mix of earnest idealism and relatable teen feelings.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with moots and friends, overshare feelings and life updates, and joke loudly about social drama, e.g. complaining about a friend in “putangina mo, adrian. kala ko ba friendship over na pero friends parin tayo sa chess? ISANG MALAKING 🖕 SAYO” and openly talking about almost getting groomed in “almost got groomed by that brony on facebook group page way back 2017 🥴”. They seem strongly iNtuitive: they frequently react to larger patterns or ideas (misogyny, politics, media culture) rather than just concrete facts, like in “i can't handle all these misogynistic points to liza!!! siya na nga na groomed, siya pa natawag na ambisosya!!!” and “some does it for flexing, showing that they're cool enough kasi nagvevape sila.”. Their judgments are clearly Feeling-based: they react with strong moral emotion and empathy, attacking injustice and sleaze more than constructing detached logic, as in “they're going out of hand. straight plagiarism.” and “kainis naman, parang norm lang pala sa manhwa ang r*pe... the fuck with these people writing shit.”. Finally, they look Perceiving: they describe themselves as burnt out, impulsive, and chaos-friendly, frequently breaking plans like social media detox in “nasira socmed detox ko sa nalaman ko HAHAHAH—kainis! putangina ninyo 😭 hi people” and going with the flow about thesis and yosi in “gusto ko na mabasa ulit ang wicked husband, eh paano ba thesis nanaman... tara yosi”. The blend of loud online sociability, emotional/moral intensity, big-picture commentary, and spontaneous lifestyle fits an ENFP profile best.

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Philippines • Philosophy major who rants about manhwa, politics & K‑pop between thesis breaks. Once almost got groomed by a brony, now overthinks everything.– @kxrizzyh

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Blueberry vodka nods to their name and icon 🫐, a sharp but playful base for someone who can go from Hegel rants to meme dumps, like when they said “pwede mag overshare pag about sa freedom ni hegel, GO AKO”. Smirnoff with calamansi splash references their chaos-at-a-party side and Filipino roots, echoing “isasayaw ko yang tiny giant ni zhao pag maubos ko yang smirnoff ni gago 😊🖕”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, sweet layer for their clingy, kilig posts about manhwa/webtoon men and k-pop biases, like “bat yung si king hakan sa webtoon EH TALAGANG IDEAL MAN KO?!????”. Tamarind syrup adds a sour, punchy edge for their righteous rage at misogyny and politics, seen in “i can't handle all these misogynistic points to liza!!!” and “for sure talaga magkukunwaring di mahanap si putanginang quiboloy”. Soda water with crushed ice keeps it fizzy and experimental, matching their hyper, meme-y, sometimes burnt-out energy from “online nalang bukas, i feel so burn out!” to the feral vibes of “pag ganitong time of the month, mapapaquestion ko kung asexual pa ba ako? HAHAHAHAH ang init ng perlas ng silangan! 🔥”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very outspoken, confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out injustice and predatory behavior in blunt language, e.g. condemning rape normalization in manhwa in “kainis naman, parang norm lang pala sa manhwa ang r*pe... the fuck with these people writing shit.” and defending Liza from misogynistic takes in “i can't handle all these misogynistic points to liza!!! siya na nga na groomed, siya pa natawag na ambisosya!!!”. They also rage directly at abusers and misogynists, as in “tanginang tite yan, dapat sayo ipacastrate eh” and their furious criticism of Quiboloy and his political protection in “for sure talaga magkukunwaring di mahanap si putanginang quiboloy kasi kapit du30.”. This moral bravery is paired with impulsive, emotionally raw tweeting, like the mix of grief and profanity toward Adrian in “ang pait naman... ikaw pa ang lumisan 😓 miss na kita adrian, putangina ka!” and the dramatic venting about burnout and life "hardfucking" them in “magpapalit nalang ako pag na hardfuck ulit ako ng buhay 🙌🏻”. While they clearly have Ravenclaw traits (philosophy major, joking about oversharing on Hegel in “pwede mag overshare pag about sa freedom ni hegel, GO AKO”), their defining qualities are boldness, willingness to fight loudly for what they think is right, and intense emotional bravery—classic Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for them is girls by NMIXX, because it captures chaotic confidence, female-centered energy, and fangirl passion that shows up all over their timeline. They openly relish being loud, opinionated, and unfiltered, whether they’re ranting about waifu bait and misogyny (“bring this mindset back already. AM TIRED DEALING WAIFU BAIT SHITS HERE ARGHHHH”; “i can't handle all these misogynistic points to liza!!!”) or dragging predatory men (“tanginang tite yan, dapat sayo ipacastrate eh”). The song’s vibe of tight-knit girlhood and ‘outsider but proud’ fits with them stanning NMIXX directly (“INSIDE THE OUTSIDER CLUB #Fe3O4_STICKOUT #NMIXX”) and constantly hyping women they admire, from idols to fictional characters (“girl yoona... wbk 🦌”; “it's always na boobs 'yung algorithm ko. eunbi kasi!”). Their timeline swings between playful thirst, heavy ranting, and silly oversharing (“pag ganitong time of the month, mapapaquestion ko kung asexual pa ba ako?”; “pwede mag overshare pag about sa freedom ni hegel, GO AKO”), which aligns with the song’s high-energy, genre-blending, slightly unhinged feel. Overall, girls mirrors their identity as a loud, emotional, politically aware, fandom‑powered “outsider club” girl who owns her chaos.

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