Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own patterns, like joking about denial in “guys i don’t think i have an eating disorder” and acknowledging unsustainable habits in “1200 cals a week is NOT sustainable”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses dark humor to cope, such as “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier lmao happy sunday!!” and joking after a scare in “i actually thought that was my last night on earth lmao”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares vulnerable moments about grief and struggle, like “my cat died 💔” and “this week has been so hard 💔😔”.
- Goal-oriented: Frequently sets concrete targets, such as fasting goals in “so…… who wants to be fasting buddies……….” and appearance milestones in “just gotta lose 9lbs and i can get my belly button pierced”.
- Socially-engaged: Maintains friendships and community, tagging others in “a gif of a character i love and five oomfs to do it too!!”, going out to thrift or smoke in “gonna go smoke and thrift with my old coworker”, and sharing life updates about moving and work.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Frequently discusses extreme restriction, purging, and ED metrics, e.g. bio BMIs, “BACK TO STARVING”, and “i gotta go back to pvrging at least then i was losing weight”.
- Self-critical: Regularly calls herself fat and a failure, like “this is gonna be my last year fat one way or another” and “feel like a failure this week……… we’ll see what tomorrow brings 💔”.
- Risk-taking: Engages in behaviors that endanger health and safety, such as severe fasting around work in “it took everything in me to make it thru work today” and joking about drastic actions in “depending on the number i might *** ** ****”.
- Alcohol-overuse: Uses alcohol as a weight tool and escape, for instance “binged on alcohol and woke up 2 lbs less develop alcoholism” and “i don’t have work for a whole week time to get BLACKOUT DRUNK”.
- Health-neglect: Minimizes serious symptoms and mental strain, like ignoring dizziness and heart issues in “symptoms i’ve been having lately (dizziness, heart palpitations, body aches)” and making light of being close to self-harm in “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is clearly intelligent, self-aware, and politically/morally opinionated, as seen when they call out antisemitic logic and religious hypocrisy in “you cannot claim to 'hate all religions' and then say a reason you hate jews is because they killed jesus”. Lisa often masks deep anxiety and self-loathing with humor, similar to this user joking about suicidal thoughts in “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier lmao happy sunday!!” and about severe restriction in “i think i’m tired of eating for……… a while”. The user is hyper-reflective about their body and performance, tracking BMI and weight obsessively in tweets like “just found out i’m actually an inch taller than i thought, my bmi just dropped by a whole .7 points”, which mirrors Lisa’s perfectionism and harsh self-criticism. There’s also a mix of caring about ethics and community (calling out cheating norms, religion takes, worrying about work and coworkers) and feeling alienated or "too much," much like Lisa often feels in her family and at school.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention bedrotting, watching shows alone, doomscrolling, and needing recovery time, while social things are framed as draining or anxiety-inducing, e.g. “oh god i made plans today.” and “i need friends to do stuff with i can’t keep spending my days off at home doomscrolling”. Their focus on embodied experience, symptoms, food, weight, and concrete situations over abstractions suggests Sensing (S), with many detailed, here-and-now observations like “i have pissed like 14 times today but have only had a single cup of water??” and “dizziness, heart palpitations, body aches”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): they center relationships, emotional reactions, and values, e.g. defending a marginalized group with value-laden language in “you cannot claim to ‘hate all religions’... dumbass.” and expressing hurt and self-worth issues around weight in “starting to care. i look fat in all the pictures i took. fml”. Their lifestyle is reactive and flexible, showing Perceiving (P): they set plans but frequently abandon or change them (fasting streaks, calorie goals, moving, work shifts), as in “lowk starting to think 7 days was a bit of a stretch for me 😭” and “only been doing this shit for 3 days and i can already say 1200 cals a week is NOT sustainable 😭”. Overall, their introspective, highly emotional, self-expressive, somewhat chaotic yet value-driven tone fits INFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So if you’re ‘not pregnart anymore, BACK TO STARVING,’ does that mean we can go on a date where I eat for both of us and you just judge my order like it’s edtwt Olympics?
- You binge-watched Dan Da Dan and got a new personality—wanna test it by watching Lego Ninjago high at 2am together, or is that version of you reserved for ‘go to bed… or smoke a bowl’ nights only?
- You said your fiancé’s coworker asked if you had an ED—if we ever meet, I’ll be the coworker asking if I can cook you an actually nice meal now that you’re moving out of your ‘shitty apartment’ and can finally cook again.
- You went blind for a second, have heart palpitations, and still walked to work after fasting 84 hours—idk if that’s autism, edtwt grind, or main character syndrome, but I’d like to be the side character who keeps handing you water and snacks.
- You said prom is when you’ll be 30lbs lighter and at goth prom with the love of your life—any chance you’re taking applications for the role of ‘love of your life who lies to your family about you hitting the gym instead of bedrotting?’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
23 • Black • chronically online from the bathroom floor • once fasted through unlimited pasta night and I’m still not over it • opinions my own– @kxrmxic
Your signature cocktail
Bathroom Floor Blackout Fizz
The Bathroom Floor Blackout Fizz is dark, chaotic, and weirdly glamorous—just like someone whose location is set to bathroom floor and who proudly reps #stonertwt and #edtwt. The black base spirit nods to being “23 • blk” and the goth vibes of going to goth prom: “I’M GOING TO GOTH PROM WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HELL YES”. A hit of espresso captures their exhausted, overworked grind and constant fasting/closing shifts energy: “i’m so exhausted. gotta walk to work today. this is gonna suck”. Cherry liqueur adds sweetness with a messy edge, echoing blackout nights and emotional whiplash like “i don’t have work for a whole week time to get BLACKOUT DRUNK” and “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier lmao happy sunday!!”. Bubbly club soda is their chaotic humor fizzing through even the darkest posts—like joking about weight, purging, and fasting marathons: “so what if i just fasted for the entire month of october 🤔”. Finally, the lime and smoked salt rim represent that sharp, salty attitude and survival instinct when dealing with bosses, coworkers, and life in general: “girl i’m secretly not so secretly competing with at work gained AND she’s getting fired”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show Slytherin-style ambition and competitiveness around weight and appearance, like when they tie money and fasting together to hit goals: “oddities market tomorrow!! my rules are i can spend $10 for every hour i fast today and tomorrow, if i go over budget then i gotta fast sunday, too i’m gonna be so broke but also skinnyyyyy 😛”. There’s a strong self-preservation streak wrapped in dark humor, for example: “gonna step on the scale and depending on the number i might *** ** ****, love my mind love my life <3” and “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier lmao happy sunday!!”, showing they frame distress as something to strategize and endure rather than avoid. They’re openly cunning and transactional in social/work contexts, celebrating a rival’s misfortune and treating it like a win for themselves: “girl i’m secretly not so secretly competing with at work gained AND she’s getting fired (if my manager sticks to her word) HAHAHAHAHAHA”. They also value protective alliances and image management in a very Slytherin way, as when they praise their fiancé for covering for their ED behavior: “love having a man that’ll lie for me around my family and friends and say i’ve been hitting the gym and eating right instead of starving myself and bedrotting every day”. Even their dark, competitive humor about body image and being used as “fatspo” signals a self-consciously edgy, survival-driven persona rather than the idealism of Gryffindor, the soft loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
A well‑known song that fits them best is Control by Halsey, which is all about wrestling with a self-destructive, chaotic side of yourself while still wanting power over your life and body. Their timeline is full of dark humor and mental health struggles, like “i was 🤏 this close to krilling myself earlier lmao happy sunday!!” and “gonna step on the scale and depending on the number i might *** ** ****, love my mind love my life <3”, mirroring the song’s battle with intrusive thoughts. The obsession with weight and control matches lyrics about being a "bigger monster" than the demons: they track BMI in their bio and tweet things like “eating 200 cals a day for 3 days, i lost almost 3 and a half lbs 😦” and “i gotta go back to pvrging at least then i was losing weight”. Their mix of goth/alt vibes and weed/alcohol coping — for example “i don’t have work for a whole week time to get BLACKOUT DRUNK” and the hashtags #edtwt #stonertwt — fits Halsey’s dark, melodramatic aesthetic. Even when life events hit hard, like “my cat died 💔” and “not pregnart anymore, BACK TO STARVING”, they turn it into a grim, self-aware narrative, just like the song’s confrontational tone toward one’s own inner monster.
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