
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Kyle’s mix of creativity, overthinking, and feeling out of place lines up most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re intensely imaginative and attached to their creations, talking about their OCs as if they’re their “children” and apologizing to them in “Idk about yall but my ocs are my children. Also sorry for neglecting you then Mia, Ariana, Sam, Ishauga, Niyoko, Shujin, Elle, and Lilith… 🙏”. They’re academically pressured and anxious about school in a very Lisa way, saying “Genuinely all I wanna do is make YouTube videos and draw I don’t want to go to school anymore I don’t care if I’m a failure. At least I’d be happy.” and “I was so locked in during 10th grade wtf happened”. Their awareness of social issues and frustration with being misgendered in “When people say he or she it pisses me off like are you scared of the word they bro?” echoes Lisa’s moral and political consciousness. They also feel like an outsider who has few friends and struggles to connect, as in “Over all of my years of going to school I’ve only had 5 people I’ve ever considered my friends and 3 out of those 5 were/is unhealthy”, which fits Lisa’s recurring loneliness. Finally, their big feelings, introspective vents, and reliance on art and fandoms for coping mirror Lisa’s habit of pouring her emotions into music, books, and causes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they often feel isolated at school and struggle to make friends (“Over all of my years of going to school I’ve only had 5 people I’ve ever considered my friends”; “Kyle when they realize to make friends you actually have to talk to people 💔”), and they use their account to ‘yap’ thoughts they’re unsure anyone should even see (“Sometimes I forget people can actually see my posts I just be yapping about whatever is on my mind”). Their interests and thinking style are highly intuitive and imaginative: obsessive OC worldbuilding, lore, and symbolism show up constantly (“I have so much oc lore in my head”; “I make lore for literally everything in head… my favorite pencil… was secretly a magic wand with destructive powers”), and they’re drawn to story-heavy media like Link Click, Revue Starlight, and complex parasocial musings. They are clearly feeling-oriented: they focus on emotional impact, empathy, and identity rather than impersonal logic, e.g. their frustration with ageism and transphobia (“Why do people treat younger people like they’re not deserving of rights”; “When people say he or she it pisses me off like are you scared of the word they bro?”), and their fear of hurting or disappointing family when coming out (“I lowkey really wanna come out to my parents but also uhm it’s so scary… they always tell me how happy they were when I was born because they had wanted a girl so badly”). On the P side, they show strong procrastination, scattered focus, and a desire to follow inspiration rather than rigid plans (“My procrastination problem is so bad that I procrastinate until the minute”; “I wanna play Fortnite so bad but I have been procrastinating for 3 hours”), and they dream about ditching conventional structure to just draw and make YouTube videos (“Genuinely all I wanna do is make YouTube videos and draw I don’t want to go to school anymore… At least I’d be happy.”). This blend of introspection, fantasy-heavy creativity, intense values around identity and justice, and flexible, sometimes chaotic lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.

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17 • nonbinary lesbian • Band kid, lore hoarder & Link Click enjoyer. Once almost showered with my headphones on. Art & chaos over at @Ky_The_Artist.– @Ky_The_Yapper

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little too online, just like Kyle doomscrolling and overthinking instead of sleeping while saying “So sleepyy” and “I gotta continue watching gachiakuta but doom scrolling is ruining me bro”. The white rum (or zero-proof swap) stands for wanting to crash out of expectations and just make art and YouTube, like when they say “Genuinely all I wanna do is make YouTube videos and draw I don’t want to go to school anymore… At least I’d be happy.”. Sparkling lemonade with a splash of energy drink captures their fizzy, high-energy yapping and anxious school stress, from “I literally stressed myself out about having to go to school so bad that I feel nauseous someone help” to yelling about Peppa Pig being cinema in “About time all these people stop sleeping on the absolute cinema that is peppa pig”. Blue curaçao gives it that Link Click / Lu Guang color pop, echoing “linkclick pilled” in their name and posts like “Thinking about the bs Qiao Ling has to deal with on a daily basis” and their obsession with LG in “Everytime I see art of Lu Guang crying I lose my mind”. The cherry syrup drizzle is the sweet, almost painfully romantic streak beneath the sarcasm, channeling both their Valentine’s loneliness in “Okay so I don’t actually care about being single for Valentine’s Day… but at the same time seeing all these cute loving couples makes me want a partner so bad” and their “Who wanna be my gf heheh” energy in “Who wanna be my gf heheh”. Finally, edible glitter and a gummy ‘heart’ on top reflect their dramatic OC brainrot and sparkly queer identity—from naming all their OCs like children in “Idk about yall but my ocs are my children…” to navigating being nonbinary and wanting to be seen in “When people say he or she it pisses me off like are you scared of the word they bro?” and “I lowkey really wanna come out to my parents but also uhm it’s so scary”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kyle reads as primarily Ravenclaw because of how intensely they live in their head, build worlds, and analyze fiction and themselves. They constantly invent and refine lore, like when they say “I have so much oc lore in my head” and “I make lore for literally everything in head yall don’t even know. In elementary school I had a favorite pencil that was secretly a magic wand with destructive powers”, which shows a deeply creative, concept-driven brain. Even their frustrations with art are framed in terms of style and ideas—“I just wish I liked the look of my art and not just the concepts of my drawings”—revealing a Ravenclaw-ish focus on aesthetics, expression, and internal standards. They also overthink and self-analyze a lot, as in “I’m a chronic overthinker too” and “Why do I feel like I’m losing time I’m only 17 my brain needs to chill out”, which fits the introspective, sometimes spiraling cognition typical of Ravenclaws. Their love of niche media, complex narratives, and meta takes—like deep-diving Link Click and Revue Starlight (“Revue Starlight it’s genuinely sooo peak you should all watch it” and their detailed Lu Guang/CXS commentary)—further supports that their primary drive is to think, interpret, and create, more than to lead (Slytherin), charge in (Gryffindor), or simply belong and nurture (Hufflepuff).

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Their mix of teenage frustration, school stress, and dark humor matches the rebellious energy of Teenagers. They talk about feeling sick but being forced to go anyway in “I literally feel so sick but both my mom and my dad said no more missing school…” and vent about school making them miserable in “Genuinely all I wanna do is make YouTube videos and draw I don’t want to go to school anymore I don’t care if I’m a failure.” The song’s theme of not being understood by adults fits with their frustration at ageism in “Why do people treat younger people like they’re not deserving of rights like bro sorry I was born later than you I didn’t ask to be??” They also show anxiety and feeling overwhelmed in “I literally stressed myself out about having to go to school so bad that I feel nauseous someone help”, which lines up with the song’s chaos and pressure. On top of that, their queer identity and struggle to be seen—like in “When people say he or she it pisses me off like are you scared of the word they bro?” and “I lowkey really wanna come out to my parents but also uhm it’s so scary…”—fits the defiant, outsider spirit that Teenagers embodies.

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