Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequent self-deprecating and meme-y jokes like “gaslight gatekeep green lantern” and “fuck my stupid baka life” show a light, funny tone.
- Affectionate loyalty: Openly attached to people, from missing an ex in posts like “i guess i just loved her too much” to celebrating a date in “scored a date with arsenal fuck everyone who didnt believe me”.
- Supportive friend: Boosts others’ work and shows care, e.g. “amazing art go follow” and jokingly suffering through others’ antics like “a week with green arrow”.
- Hardworking creative: Manages hero work and art commissions, referencing deadlines and income in “by work i mean green lanterning and taking last minute commissions when rent is due” and “guess who got his commissions done with time to spare✌️”.
- Emotionally expressive: Shares vulnerable feelings about grief and longing in posts like “i'm afraid of forgetting her face” and “i wish i could move on”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Quick to post intense hostility, such as “ON GOD WE ALL KILLING WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST” and “i fucking hate arsenal i hope he's dead”.
- Boundary issues: Jokes about multiple overlapping situationships in “get out of situationship #1… #6” and keeps ex’s picture despite wanting to move on in “there's still a picture of her in my room”.
- Avoidant coping: Mentions ghosting and ignoring instead of addressing issues, like “i think he's mad at me for ghosting him” and “ignoring alan day 1”.
- Dramatic overreactions: Tends to escalate situations with exaggerated responses, such as “who the FUCK exploded my apartment AGAIN” and “i hate this social media i deeply regret creating an account here”.
- Self-destructive habits: Engages in behaviors he later regrets, visible in drunk tweeting like “fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk imso drunk” followed by “dear lord i am never drinking again”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They’re chaotic, emotional, and constantly stumbling into absurd situations, which lines up closely with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they swing wildly between confidence and disaster, from bragging about getting things done—“guess who got his commissions done with time to spare✌️”—to immediate regret and self‑drag, like “dear lord i am never drinking again i am deeply sorry for even touching a beer”. Their dramatic overreactions and comic suffering also feel very Homer, such as “who the FUCK exploded my apartment AGAIN” and “no evil shall escape sight' i say as i lost track of some random goon because i got distracted 👍👍 that's your hero folks.”. At the same time, there’s genuine heart and longing under the clowning, evident in tweets like “i know i should take her picture out of my room, but what if she stops appearing in my dreams?” and “what will i do with my life without you?”. The mix of big feelings, messiness, and occasional sincerity wrapped in jokes is peak Homer energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly talk about other people, drama, and social chaos, from joking about being ratioed and ignored (“how did he ratio me why did you guys let it happen”, “ignoring alan day 1”) to loudly thirsting over gingers and Wally (“iam telling yall. gjngers are the beeeeeeeeessstttt”, “iwant to twirlhis curls”). They’re clearly iNtuitive (N): they lean into dramatic, metaphorical language and exaggerated scenarios rather than concrete detail, like “the lion does not concern himself with commission deadlines” and “i even thought about moving somewhere where the thought of her doesn't exist lol”. Their decisions and reactions are very Feeling (F)-driven: they center emotions, relationships and yearning (“i guess i just loved her too much”, “i have to save the world man i don't have to yearn”) and get caught up in interpersonal drama and hurt rather than detached logic (“i think he's mad at me for ghosting him”). Finally, they look very Perceiving (P): they joke about messy deadlines and improvisation (“the lion does not concern himself with commission deadlines”, “by work i mean green lanterning and taking last minute commissions when rent is due”), chaotic drunk tweeting (“fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk imso drunk”), and having multiple unresolved situationships rather than a structured, planned life (“new year's resolutions: – get out of situationship #1 … – get out of situationship #6”). All together, the energetic, dramatic, relationship-focused, improvisational vibe strongly fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said it’s not gay if you don’t kiss afterwards—lucky for you, I’m very committed to scientific experimentation and peer review. Wanna run a few trials?
- You lost the countdown on New Year’s, but if you want, we can redo it together—start at 10, end at midnight, and kiss like we actually made it on time.
- As an artist and a Green Lantern, you’re already good with constructs—how about you construct a future where I’m the reason you suddenly get in a good mood for ‘no reason at all’?
- You keep talking about getting out of situationship #1 through #6—consider this a formal application to be #7, but with clear communication, mutual pining, and no explosions in your apartment… unless they’re metaphorical.
- You said the lion does not concern himself with commission deadlines—cool, let the lion handle those, and you can concern yourself with taking me on that movie afternoon you were so worried about being cooked for.
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Freelance artist, part-time space cop. Once burned popcorn for Green Arrow and still got tipped. Commissions when rent’s due, archery drama always.– @kylerayner31994
Your signature cocktail
Gaslight Gatekeep Green Lantern Gimlet
The Mid-strength gin matches his chaotic but still functional energy — the kind of guy who tweets “fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk imso drunk” and then somehow still finishes commissions like “guess who got his commissions done with time to spare✌️”. Lime juice with a dash of green melon liqueur gives it that bright, glowing green to honor the whole “by work i mean green lanterning” vibe from “by work i mean green lanterning and taking last minute commissions when rent is due”. Ginger syrup is a nod to his dangerously soft spot for redheads in “iam telling yall. gjngers are the beeeeeeeeessstttt” and the ongoing Arsenal/Wally drama. The smoked salt rim represents the lingering bitterness and burnout in tweets like “i am miserable” and “i wish i could move on”, giving the drink a slightly haunted edge. Finally, star-shaped ice cubes capture his dreamy, spacey artist-hero aesthetic from “sorry i got lost in another galaxy” while keeping the whole thing playful enough for someone who proudly declares “gaslight gatekeep green lantern”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads overwhelmingly as Gryffindor: he literally frames himself as a superhero, juggling “green lanterning” and commissions in tweets like “by work i mean green lanterning and taking last minute commissions when rent is due”, which implies a strong hero complex and willingness to throw himself into danger. His impulsive, dramatic outbursts fit classic Gryffindor recklessness, such as “ON GOD WE ALL KILLING WALLACE RUDOLPH WEST” and “i hate this social media i deeply regret creating an account here”. There’s also a lot of reckless emotional honesty and romantic chaos—he talks openly about being mired in multiple situationships in “new year's resolutions: – get out of situationship #1 … – get out of situationship #6” and about yearning and heartbreak in tweets like “i have to save the world man i don't have to yearn”. At the same time, he repeatedly shows courage and stubbornness in relationships, whether it’s going on a date with Arsenal despite the chaos in “scored a date with arsenal fuck everyone who didnt believe me” or facing ongoing grief and refusing to forget someone in “i know i should take her picture out of my room, but what if she stops appearing in my dreams?”. He has creativity and humor, but his defining traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to leap first and think later, which aligns him much more with Gryffindor than with any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Lucky People - Waterparks
A fitting song for them is Lucky People by Waterparks, which captures chaotic affection, insecurity, and joking self-sabotage wrapped in sincerity. They swing between adoration and irritation in their relationships, like celebrating a win in love in “scored a date with arsenal fuck everyone who didnt believe me” and then immediately spiraling in “actually nevermind that i fucking hate arsenal i hope he's dead”. The song’s mix of tenderness and self-deprecating humor mirrors how they talk about yearning and responsibility in “i have to save the world man i don't have to yearn” and their messy, multiple situationships in “new year's resolutions: – get out of situationship #1 … – get out of situationship #6”. Their lingering attachment to someone they can’t quite move on from in “i guess i just loved her too much” also fits the song’s bittersweet romantic core. All together, their timeline feels like a Waterparks bridge: dramatic, heartfelt, and just self-aware enough to make fun of itself.
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