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Your Simpsons character
They line up closest with Bart Simpson: loud, irreverent, and constantly instigating. The user is highly confrontational and mocking, calling companies and fandoms out with over-the-top insults, like when they say “Pay us all your money or kys ahh company ofc greedy waves🤣” and “Wuwatard act like they don't go out of their way to tell someone playing genshin to play wuwa there's nothing more miserable than these people 😂”. They lean into chaos and trolling rather than diplomacy, shown by posts like “We are charlie kirk our optimization bad as fuck 🥵🔥🔥” and “Hey @grok Write a youtube video script bashing genshin impact like X user @Glaivekiyo”. At the same time, there’s a weird sort of passion and principle under the trolling, especially around AI and game quality, such as “Fuck ai companies and fuck ai users more than ai companies” and “They're hiring ai artists we need to kill kuro games 🤬”, which matches Bart’s mix of mischief and a rough-edged moral streak. Overall, their energy is chaotic, mocking, and performatively rebellious in a very Bart-like way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) because their tweets center on solitary activities (gacha games, story criticism, graphics/performance) rather than social life, and they rarely talk about their own offline relationships or a large friend group; instead, they argue with faceless fandoms like in “Welcome to wuwa community here we are so retarded we count pulls given in previous patch in the next yayy”. Their style shows Intuition (N): they constantly generalize from specific issues to broader patterns about industry trends, AI, and game design, e.g. “there's nothing more miserable than these people 😂” and “Kurobots will make fictional problems to justify greedy company… there is a reason why every company…”, which are about underlying systems and motives rather than just surface facts. They are clearly Thinking (T): arguments are blunt, impersonal, and often contemptuous, such as “These people are so retarded man game development takes years when you're not using ai slop unreal engine” and “Alhaitham bitch got no personality no character mid ass gameplay”, prioritizing critique over harmony. Their preference for Judging (J) shows in how they care about structure, optimization, and what devs should be doing – they repeatedly complain about poor planning and priorities in development like “instead of optimizing games we do this because instead of hiring real engineers we got glAIvekiyo and gang on the dev team” and “indeed I love how wuwa devs spend their development time on adding such amazing things instead of doing something like storage optimization or bugfixes”. Put together, the pattern of detached but highly opinionated analysis, systems-level thinking about games and companies, and strong value judgments about competence and efficiency aligns most closely with INTJ.

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Gacha critic & open-world enjoyer. I once uninstalled a game mid-cutscene over storage bloat. Opinions sharp, takes my own.– @kylvix

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This cocktail hits as hard as their timeline: strong, loud, and absolutely not here to be polite, just like when they said “Pay us all your money or kys ahh company ofc greedy waves🤣”. The overproof dark rum is their relentless energy and willingness to go nuclear on games and communities, seen in rants like “100gb of bugs glitches powered by ai generated code welp that's wuthering waves”. The bitter herbal liqueur represents their constant, almost principled salt about optimization and greed, as in “At kuro games instead of optimizing games we do this because instead of hiring real engineers we got glAIvekiyo and gang on the dev team”. Chili-infused syrup adds a burning afterkick that mirrors their insults and sharp phrasing, like “Its time to tell these retard devs to get real engineers not ai coders”. The cloudy apple juice is the surprisingly genuine enjoyment they still have for games, reflected when they praise AKE and WuWa like “AKE is so goated for not tying gacha to factory I can just play it for fun” and “unironically WuWa art direction is some of the best in industry”. Finally, a dash of activated charcoal makes the drink dark and dramatic, echoing their apocalyptic stance on AI and corporations in posts such as “Fuck ai companies and fuck ai users more than ai companies” and “They're hiring ai artists we need to kill kuro games 🤬”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows sharp aggressiveness, competitiveness, and an instinct to go on the offensive, which fits Slytherin more than any other house. They repeatedly frame things in terms of winning, losing, and superiority, like calling Wuthering Waves "poowa" and laughing that it’s "losing to star rail in driest patch ts is so funny😭", and mocking players with lines like "Wuwatard act like they don't go out of their way to tell someone playing genshin to play wuwa there's nothing more miserable than these people 😂." There’s also a strong contempt for perceived weakness or incompetence and a fixation on calling out others—"It's always people with columbina pfp making the most retarded takes…" and "These people are so retarded man game development takes years when you're not using ai slop unreal engine"—which reflects Slytherin’s ruthless, unsentimental edge. Even when they praise something, it’s in a competitive, status-focused way, e.g. elevating WuWa over other games as "way better than parryslop 33, pisspatch and shitsong this is a win big for dating sim as a genre." They don’t show the warmth or inclusive kindness of Hufflepuff, the measured curiosity of Ravenclaw, or the self-sacrificing heroism of Gryffindor; instead, their voice is sarcastic, cutting, and obsessed with calling out flaws and hypocrisy, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin’s ambitious, confrontational temperament.

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A song that fits them well is Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, because they very clearly enjoy being the provocative, unapologetic antagonist in fandom discourse. They constantly call out and mock communities, like when they say “Wuwatard act like they don't go out of their way to tell someone playing genshin to play wuwa there's nothing more miserable than these people 😂” and “Welcome to wuwa community here we are so retarded we count pulls given in previous patch in the next yayy”. The song’s playful yet cutting tone mirrors how they roast games and companies with over-the-top insults, such as “100gb of bugs glitches powered by ai generated code welp that's wuthering waves” and “Microslop might as well integrate copilot in my ass bro at this point ”. Like the narrator of Bad Guy, they lean into being the "villain" of the timeline, openly embracing contrarian stances: “Let's be friends after we spread misinformation and constantly doompost pray on game's downfall let's be friends sure buddy🤣”. Overall, the mix of confidence, mockery, and self-aware edginess in Bad Guy lines up with how they position themselves in every argument and fandom war.

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